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Idiot who supports United and watches wrestling too much. Lover of the block button.

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@oli_v3r
Oli
4 years
While Lindelof missing a header is the topic of discussion, just a reminder of one of best timed clips I’ve ever seen. It’s perfect 😂
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Oli
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Alex Finn
5 months
Why do people in 2024 still drink? It’s proven to destroy you mentally and physically. It's proven to be a depressant It's proven to be literal poison It's proven to make you feel like shit Yet there’s still a massive drinking culture. Why are you still drinking in 2024?
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@oli_v3r
Oli
3 years
He tried his best bless him 😂😍
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@oli_v3r
Oli
4 years
‘’These mistakes can define the future of a club’’ Yeah, you’re not wrong pal...
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Douglas Luiz
4 years
Eu vejo esse vídeo eu não consigo acreditar que isso foi pênalti, eu sempre torço pelo futebol mais justo, com menos erros, mas, aí eu paro e vejo esses tipos de lances. Se temos o VAR pra ajudar, VAMOS começar a usar CORRETAMENTE, esses erros podem definir o futuro dos clubes!
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@oli_v3r
Oli
4 years
Ole: 8 losses Pep: 9 losses Ole: Hair Pep: Bald
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@oli_v3r
Oli
5 years
Nobody is touching these fucking lunatics let’s be real here.
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@oli_v3r
Oli
3 years
Hahahahaha!! @bashy_mc
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@oli_v3r
Oli
5 years
Bruno Fernandes ✅ 🔴 Deal agreed, €60m, could reach €67.5m with add ons, pending a medical. Pencilled in for Monday afternoon, the player is saying his goodbyes to the club and his teammates tomorrow. Manchester United have their new number 7.
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@oli_v3r
Oli
3 years
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@oli_v3r
Oli
4 years
Hahahaha fucking hell Shaw heard the Telles news and assaulted the first Brazilian he could find
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@oli_v3r
Oli
3 years
Oh my god just send them straight back down. 🗑
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@oli_v3r
Oli
4 years
Sevilla realising they’re gonna win a European trophy every year for the rest of eternity
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Adriano Del Monte
4 years
So next season then: #UCL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Leicester, West Ham, Everton, Leeds 🇮🇹 Atalanta, Napoli, Lazio, Roma 🇪🇸 Sevilla, Villarreal, Betis, Sociedad #UEL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Aston Villa, Wolves, Crystal Palace 🇮🇹 Sassuolo, Verona, Sampdoria 🇪🇸 Granada, Levante, Celta Vigo
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@oli_v3r
Oli
2 years
Anytime Boro do anything I think of this
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@oli_v3r
Oli
3 years
Tonight has the potential to be the worst game of football at Old Trafford since Saturday.
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@oli_v3r
Oli
3 years
If Liverpool don’t turn up at the ground that’s their fault for not planning ahead, United players arrived 6 hours ago cause they’re not fucking idiots. Makes you think.
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@oli_v3r
Oli
2 years
Honestly Gary Neville. What a bellend. Sat on commentary today talking absolute shite. The most embarrassing performance I’ve ever seen from United and he just chooses to lie about players begging to be subbed off. Of all the things to comment on he just chooses to lie. Cretin.
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Oli
2 years
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SHERW00D
2 years
that time of year again
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@oli_v3r
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1 year
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@oli_v3r
Oli
3 years
Van Dijk getting booed for almost having career ended really is what football is all about. The beautiful game at its finest
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@oli_v3r
Oli
4 years
Imagine having a bet on someone to go 38 games without a goal or an assist and he scores in the 98th minute of the last game hahahahaha I’m actually crying here
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@oli_v3r
Oli
4 years
WHY ARE THEY PLAYING TRIPLE H’S THEME AT ARSENAL HAHAHAHA
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@oli_v3r
Oli
2 years
Just on my knees here licking my TV over Camila Cabello. Wuu2?
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@oli_v3r
Oli
5 years
Weird there’s people not celebrating these goals like they’re the UCL final. Bullying poverty clubs is what the FA cup is all about. I want to see children crying in the stands as we knock an 8th in.
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@oli_v3r
Oli
4 years
@JamelLeurs @OlesRed Almost as bad as this for proper FUT shit 😂
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@oli_v3r
Oli
8 months
Your Mum got battered at the MEN @PhilFoden
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@oli_v3r
Oli
3 years
Mrs. Grealish 69 on a United shirt my head’s fallen off 😭
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@oli_v3r
Oli
4 years
Sky Sports should stop being fannies, get Carragher and Neville a load of cans in and keep the cameras rolling all night.
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@oli_v3r
Oli
5 years
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@oli_v3r
Oli
1 year
I know it might be difficult for some people to understand but it’s possible for Onana to be shit and for De Gea to have also been shit.
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4 years
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@oli_v3r
Oli
2 years
Genuinely made my day this.
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Oli
5 years
Just thinking about the best handballs ever after seeing that Steve Cook save, don’t think anything in my life will ever top Steven Taylor’s gunshot sell.
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@oli_v3r
Oli
2 years
Replace Ronaldo’s name here with Donald Trump and tell me you can’t hear it in his voice.
@utdreport
utdreport
2 years
Cristiano Ronaldo on Wayne Rooney: "I’m not going to say that I’m looking better than him. Which is true…" [ @PiersUncensored ]
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4 years
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@oli_v3r
Oli
3 years
Get knocked out of the cup to a championship side 3 days ago so Kelleher decides it’s time to remind us they’re wanting another £700 soon. Fucking money mad
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@oli_v3r
Oli
5 years
This is the best day of my life
@ighalojude
Odion Jude Ighalo
5 years
@oli_v3r Miss you too
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Oli
4 years
It’s baffling how many people for some reason disagree with him or think he’s doing it because they’re facing relegation. Not sure how many times it needs to be said, people are dying. Sports are not important. Fuck your ‘lifting the spirit’ bullshit.
@ESPNUK
ESPN UK
4 years
Troy Deeney has told Watford he will not be returning to training.
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@oli_v3r
Oli
4 years
Speaking of Cavani, how good was that? Fantastic save but his movement is top class and the buildup was superb. More of that.
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@oli_v3r
Oli
3 years
That Goldbridge chant is getting quite popular 👀 @bashy_mc
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Oli
5 years
@lCRl_ @utdreport That’s two words mate!
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@oli_v3r
Oli
5 years
3 years ago today hahahaha. Death threats! @RyanR0161
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Oli
4 years
Gary Neville mentioning BT Sport while on air on Sky feels like Jim Ross saying WCW on an episode of RAW in 1999
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@oli_v3r
Oli
3 years
Hearing Manchester City have enquired about an Icelandic midfielder.
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@oli_v3r
Oli
5 years
@ighalojude I miss you papa
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@oli_v3r
Oli
2 years
@Ebe4Eva Straight into the basketball too, next level alcoholism
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@oli_v3r
Oli
4 years
@OlesRed @JamelLeurs Just remembered this one too. Laughing bad.
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4 years
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Oli
3 years
Hope we give Ole a lifetime contract.
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5 years
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@BBCSport
BBC Sport
5 years
Half time: Man Utd 3-1 Newcastle. Quite a turnaround for the hosts after they fell behind to Matty Longstaff's goal. #MUFC answered with three goals of their own and they lead at the break. Live: #MANNEW
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@oli_v3r
Oli
2 years
Fucking state. 🗑️
@privilege_mufc
Privilege Mufc 🇾🇪
2 years
Varane new chant 🗣
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Oli
5 years
Pogba walking into Carrington in September after nobody’s paid for him
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@oli_v3r
Oli
4 years
They need to bring in more wrestling music to football. Imagine Sancho walking out at Old Trafford with Shane McMahon’s theme on while the camera pans to a grinning Ed Woodward.
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@oli_v3r
Oli
3 years
Tell you what, that ‘Siiiiuuuu’ when Ronaldo scored should wind up some dirty old men who hate everything, and that’s what it’s really all about 😍
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Oli
3 years
@professor_WTAF
Shubham
3 years
Question to the English Manchester United fans: Who would sacrifice the treble from 99' in return for a Euro and a World Cup for England? 🤔
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@oli_v3r
Oli
4 years
Carragher fucking gets it, he’s the first proper public figure I’ve seen comment on the breakaway of the Premier League and Sky in 1992 during all this, and he’s done it while presenting on Sky. Fair play to him.
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Oli
3 years
@TheAthleticFC
The Athletic | Football
3 years
NEWS | Manchester United warn fans after ‘height discrimination’ towards Wolves player at home game. #MUFC sent an email to a section of supporters after report of abuse at match on January 3. More from @DTathletic
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@oli_v3r
Oli
5 years
Astana players talking to Shaw after the game.
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@oli_v3r
Oli
6 months
Can’t believe how bad his subs are (I can) every single game. Fucking Eriksen, he’s died before and doesn’t look far off it happening again.
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Oli
2 years
Weird that the away end are all singing anti Glazer songs considering we only do it when we’re losing.
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2 years
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Oli
3 years
Something tells me the person running TrollFootball in 2022 doesn’t have to worry about having kids
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Troll Football
3 years
How am I gonna explain to my kids that Leicester City lost this game?
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Oli
5 years
@IntoTheBarrier You approximately 3 and a half minutes after kick-off.
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Oli
4 years
It’s that time again
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Oli
4 years
BT Sport is the prime example of why hiring someone to be a pundit/commentator purely cause they made a living in the sport is dodgy. They’re all absolutely horrific.
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Oli
4 years
ON REPEAT.
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3 years
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2 years
Mood
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Oli
3 years
Personally think Van de Beek changed the game. #VivaDonaldo
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Oli
4 years
The fucking nerve of this dickhead to talk about impressive football hahaha.
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@Sport_Witness
Sport Witness
4 years
Frans Hoek, former Man United coach, also spoke about #MUFC title challenge: “Of course I follow them, but I don’t think they play impressively. The fact that they are now at the top is also due to the fact that the rest of the teams do not reach their usual level."
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Oli
3 years
My mate @dipsMUFC has a spare for Newcastle at home if anyone needs. West Ham in the cup too. DM her for details
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Oli
4 years
They 100% join once Qatar has hosted the World Cup, it’s the only reason they haven’t
@AbdulGH_
AG
4 years
PSG gonna grab that #UCL then join the super league in the summer
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Oli
4 years
@hirstclass Could you censor swear words in future, Paul? This is a PG website
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@oli_v3r
Oli
4 years
Thank you for the memories 😢
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2 years
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Oli
3 years
This is still the funniest video ever btw
@thedailybeast
The Daily Beast
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Donald Trump, answering phone call from 7-year-old on Christmas Eve: "Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?"
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Oli
3 years
Tell you what’s hilarious. When we win it’s all ‘individual brilliance’ saving us, but when you dare to say individual mistakes is why we lost it somehow doesn’t count. 😂
@Chana9MUFC
European Bob
3 years
A lot of overreaction again. Stupid tackle fucked us up, n then a stupid backpass by Lingard to top it off. Two individual mistakes costing us points. Same as usual
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@oli_v3r
Oli
5 years
Imagine publicly calling your 4 year old son a bastard hahahaha incredible mentality
@barcacentre
barcacentre
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Messi: "Mateo is a bastard. People laugh when I tell or let them know about things. When people are with him for five minutes, they see how he is."
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Oli
5 years
Arsenal fans obsession with Giggs is extra weird when you consider he as a player is bigger than them as a club. 13 league titles in 20 years compared to 13 in 133. Stick to debating who the biggest club in London is (hint: it isn’t you) you mediocre bastards 😁
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Oli
4 years
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@TylerMUFC99
Tyler
4 years
HAHAHAHAAH CONE ON VILLA
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Oli
4 years
@AdamMcKola You’re lucky I wasn’t there.
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Oli
5 years
Weird how this Martial ‘not fancying it’ story is coming out 3 and a half years later. Louis van Gaal publicly scolded a player for ‘refusing’ to play in an U21s game, do you really think he wouldn’t have done the same to a senior player refusing to play for the first team?
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Oli
3 years
@sarm0161 Basically the timeline yesterday vs. today
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3 years
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@WubWubMF
Lewis
3 years
NOTHING describes Paul Pogba better than this meme
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Oli
4 years
Laughing here
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Oli
2 years
Sam Matterface.
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Oli
5 years
Uncle Marcos fucking loves him
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Oli
7 months
People think wrestling isn’t huge and you’ve got a couple of NFL guys doing run ins purely because they fucking love Rey Mysterio hahaha what a business.
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Oli
3 years
Buzzing to see @bashy_mc turn up like this today blasting ABBA for 3 hours straight
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@oli_v3r
Oli
4 years
Absolutely howling at Keane saying the Leicester players who were dropped got caught in a hotel room watching a league of their own while Redknapp is sat 10 foot away from him 😂😂😂
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Oli
2 years
@sneako
SNEAKO
2 years
We’re all praying for Andrew Tate’s health ❤️
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Oli
2 years
‘I’m just wondering whether Hennessey got a touch on this… no, nowhere near it’ 😭
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Oli
3 years
@Unitedology By being selected 100 times, probably!
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@oli_v3r
Oli
4 years
This is what football is all about. A nothing, piss poor, broke club being heartbroken in the last minute. Like when a premier league team knock a league 2 club out of the FA cup. They deserve it for thinking they’re big, the peasants.
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Oli
1 year
@BashyMc1 Was just looking through my videos on my phone for it and found this absolute gem and my head’s gone again.
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