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new therapist just asked me "at what age did you get your first period" and i told her i dont have a uterus and she just said "wow!" followed by a solid minute of silence
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brought my cishet boyfriend to pride and he ate the food as the sun was setting and turned into a pig and now i’m working in the bathhouse until i can find a way to turn him back
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I think lesbians should be paid thousands of dollars
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ok so when u say ur kinky do u mean it like “straight people kinky” or like normal kinky?
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fuck ELF on a SHELF
all i care about is MILF on a ME
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An american obsessed with French culture is just a ouib
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getting a lot of glares at pride because everyone thinks the man i’ve brought with me is my cishet boyfriend but he’s actually the eunuch advisor in my royal court
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tv autism: twink cop uses mind palace to solve mega murder
irl autism: twink moron uses mind palace to recall any and every detail of the Kingdom Hearts series
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why does every tweet defending nfts kind of sound like this
drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,
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can we talk abt the catfish episode where they make a huge deal over a guy talking to a trans woman online & then when they meet her & she reveals she was lying about being trans & is actually cis & then suddenly the dude loses interest in her & everyone is so confused why
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work called the cops on me for a mental health check and now, dear reader, my mental health is much worse!
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girls will literally base their entire personality around Bloodborne (2015)
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Excited for the younger generation of trans girls who don’t have to grow up on 4chan
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Stop asking me to be responsible!!! I have big tits!!!!
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Frog Fact: frogs have existed since time immemorial and therefore predate original sin, meaning they have no need to celebrate Easter as Christ’s death means nothing to them.
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Butch. Bimbo. Goth. Femme. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony.
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if girls can’t be twinks then explain how ive had a prostate orgasm while wearing doc martens
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Fucked that cishet couples get congratulated for being pregnant. Like hey I’m over here getting cummed in too but no one is like “wow robin :) good work I’m so happy for you”
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transitioning can’t save you from being a kid who really liked Two Headed Boy Pt. 2 in high school
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genital preference? yeah i prefer to have them in my mouth ty for asking
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Two bottoms trying to make plans is just an endless chain of texts that read "whatever works best for you! :)"
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there will be no discussion of pride that does not center the current protests, thank you
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u ever think about how I am literally the perfect woman?
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i neee a time skip arc. i need to come back stronger and sexier and with a new outfit. and a new special move
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the moment u realize that Jojo's Bizzare Adventure is just an excuse for a solitary gay man in Japan to draw impossibly beautiful men in gorgeous outfits beating each other to the verge of death is when it starts to click tbh
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lately, women are doing this thing where they are very beautiful and they make me want to kiss them
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WHAT DOES KNEELING DO WHEN U R LITERALLY A POLICY MAKER FOR THE US GOVERNMENT FUCK SYMBOLIC ACTION DO SOMETHING BRO DEMOCRATS FUCKING SUCK
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sometimes i like to detransition for a little bit just to fuck up any gold star lesbians that think i’m sexy
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dark souls is not for online dudes with bad beards and questionable politics. it’s for gay girls with undiagnosed mental disorders and mommy trauma
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i just want to cum in a girls ass. and i just want a girl to cum in mine.
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rip to sigmund freud he would have really loved femboys
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my mental health? well i just shaved my whole head and am listening to the mountain goats again
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many popular trans girl accounts are either left posters or sex workers. i aim to become the first popular trans girl account that has no discernible merits or value. thank you for your support
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was the whole manic pixie dream girl thing we had in the 2010s just autism for women but make it sexy or what ?
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i won’t pretend to understand the bisexual experience but i will say if ur a really big Prince Zuko fan i kind of assume ur bi
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so excited to hear idris elba read this line in the next sonic movie !!!
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TSA: Whoa ma’am slow down there we’re gonna have to pat you down. Scan turned up an unidentified penis-shaped object near your groin.
Me: Ah, yes. That would be my penis.
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thinking about a comment i saw the other day that said “not all trans people want abolish the gender binary” and marveling at how so many of y’all literally could not give two shits about non-binary people
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Hey! Did y’all know I love my beautiful girlfriend?? Just a reminder
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if lesbians can’t like or be men then explain that picture of Stanley Tucci in double denim using a brick pizza oven
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How come every time someone wants to warn me about sex demons they choose an image where everybody is seriously popping off and having a good time
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Love to be a lesbian woman with poor health and a huge ego
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its my girlfriend's job as the femme to know all about metal gear solid lore while its my job as the butch to know all about kingdom hearts lore.
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if god wanted me to be a boy why'd he give me such a huge dick
If god wanted me to be a boy why'd he make me such a pretty girl
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Sometimes I get mad that girls are prettier than me and then I remember that I’m a lesbian and that’s good actually
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I’m a bimbo. I’m butch. I’m a bottom. I defy categorization. I will not be placed into a single category. I will drink a white claw and clean my bathtubs drain while also not knowing a single thing about federal income tax. I am many. I am one.
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As a woman, as a gay woman, as a trans woman, I say this, and I mean it now more than ever;
pee pee poo poo
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Trans person with a large following: hi everyone I also do *some kind of artistic/professional work of high personal value and importance* !! Please check it out!!
Followers: oh you do things? I thought you were just a fetish object for me sexualize and consume
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if you don’t like catboys in maid outfits that’s cool i will have sex with them for you no worries i got you i’m an ally
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Another boring day at work, another night where I fantasize about being hot enough and savvy enough to make a living selling pics of my jugs
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there’s really nothing to say about this. it’s pictures of a beautiful woman wearing cool and strange glasses. she’ll be invited to be scanned into his machine within the week.
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Omw to swear fealty to some hot noble girl's dad
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cis people dont realize that a big reason why trans people medically transition is because we just really like halo 3
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i know my mirrors dirty but i’m still cute right?
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thinking about how Gillian Anderson voices the giant wolf god in the Princess Mononoke dub
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a “r u a top or bottom??” quiz but there’s no question. you’re just given a gun and asked to disassemble it within 3 min
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this is like an infographic on wookiepedia explaining how dark side corruption manifests physically
Even my Face ID is confused. I'm transitioning...
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i really think the final nail in the nonbinary coffin for me was thinking hard about what the idealized version of my self might look like and coming to the conclusion that i honestly wouldn’t be too displeased if i were just a really cool looking rock
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I’m getting the surgery*
*the surgery that lets my dick double as a bong
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transgender people are constantly saying shit like “i’m pussy wife” and then other transgender people are constantly saying shit like “wow, so true.”
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all i have to say about boys who wear maid dresses is that i want to get them pregnant
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Cishet men’s sex poetry is always so bad and uncomfortable
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people really want faggot to be this super sacred word. and like what it really is is what i want to be called while a hot girl spits in my mouth
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