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“There is no learning without remembering”
- Socrates
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A beautiful woman:
1) raises responsible kids.
2) respects God.
3) dresses decently.
4) is submissive to her husband, despite her achievements.
5) is not a feminist.
6) hasn't altered her body for men's attention.
7) knows how to cook & clean.
8) respects her father.
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My wife told our son to kneel.
"mommy I don't want to kneel".
All I did was to give him a stare & he was on his kneels in secs.
I passed the message w/out uttering a word or lifting a finger.
Keep insulting & devaluing men in your lives because you want to sound "woke".
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Ah ah ah 🫣🙆🙆🙆
Is this me!
Thanks AGBA, "followed you" notifications everywhere.😁😁😁
Thanks
@jon_d_doe
, I remain grateful.🙌🙌🙌
This is one of the most fulfilling things I've done in life. 🙌
How many of you have noticed
@oldquotesofagba
?
He does a very good job in bringing back my old quotes in the comments.
And they always relate.
But his memory cannot be as sharp as mine. 😂😂😂😂
In all, he's doing a very good job.
Please follow him 🙏
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@jon_d_doe
The only way you can stop your woman from keeping in touch with her ex, is for you to be better than her ex in almost everything.
While you're not expected to unnecessarily displease yourself & please her, pray that life is kind to you.
Her ex is your greatest threat.
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The most foolish woman on earth is the woman that a man convinced to leave her matrimonial home and follow him.
What sensible man do you think will watch you crash your home & will take you seriously?
"My husband is in Canada"
She has lost both home & away.
😂😂😂😂
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@jon_d_doe
Few things you should never fail to compliment your wife for:
1) after good knacks
2) her new hair
3) her good food
4) her new dress
5) when she loans you money
6) when you're impressed with your children's behavior
7) her neatness
8) when she advises you & she's right
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@jon_d_doe
Right from birth, women have dedicated their lives to studying men.
While men dedicate their lives to becoming something in life.
Most men will only start considering women, when they become teens.
While women have long prepared themselves for men.
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@jon_d_doe
The fastest cure for masturbation is to be in a sexually active & stable relationship.
I used to masturbate in my young teens until I started dating.
It's not a spiritual problem.
Sexual hormones in teens & sex starved people can be quite unstable.
You're not cursed.
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@jon_d_doe
Since I met my wife, the longest period that we've stayed apart is about 2 months.
The moment I decided I was going to marry her, I started factoring her in all my plans.
LDR is unhealthy.
If you can avoid it, please do.
If you can't, do not stay away for far too long.
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@jon_d_doe
I got married when I was earning about 140k.
I had a car before I got married.
My rent was 400k.
My wife lost her job 2 years into our marriage.
She has never worked since then.
I've changed cars 5 times since then.
She drives one.
I pay her salary.
We've children.
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@jon_d_doe
@MartmagMS
You may disagree.
But single men & women who put money aside & date with sincerity will get married faster than those who prioritise money.
If you are in a mature relationship & you doubt me, try it.
You'll come testify in no distant future.
But you won't listen.
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@jon_d_doe
Never forget the man that went through his fiancée's phone when she was in the bathroom.
She shouted "theif" when she saw him.
He was almost lynched.
This is the umpteenth time I'll be sharing this story.
A cheating woman that has been caught is a dangerous woman.
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You can't get anything from this community if you beg.
More than N10m have gone through this page in the last 2 yrs.
Including the ones that I don't post.
And every beneficiary earned it.
They did not beg or ask for it.
If you're here for money freebies, please leave.
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@jon_d_doe
@davido
Before he became famous & made his own wealth, he had already met her.
Despite all the scandals, she is still with him & will remain with him.
When a woman invests in you & makes sacrifices for you, she'll be loyal to those sacrifices.
Congratulations to Davido & Chioma.
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@jon_d_doe
Key boxes to tick before you get married.
1) Genotype
2) Faith alignment
3) Financial capacity & prudence
4) Tribal alignment
5) Sexual compatibility (if you're sexual)
6) Age (man must be older)
7) Her mother's xter (for men)
8) He's not fraudulent (for women)
9) Cohabit
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@jon_d_doe
God made your attention cheap but your commitment expensive because he doesn't want you to suffer & die for the wrong woman.
He created you to "enjoy" women but knows that you'll mostly die before your wife.
If you sell your commitment cheap, you may die before your time.
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@jon_d_doe
As a man,
Except it's your personal decision not to engage in sex, before marriage.
Never allow any non-virgin woman use no sex before marriage, as a pre-condition to date her.
You're not her rehabilitation/redemption center.
If you can't accept it, find another woman.
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@jon_d_doe
In relationships & marriages, God has blessed women with the gift of foresight.
And blessed men with the gift of leadership.
If a woman leaves you, during your humble beginnings, because she doesn't believe in your future, and you become successful, never go back to her.
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HRH, Supreme High Chief ÁGBA's signature-move.
Before. After
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@jon_d_doe
Your wedding ceremony should be a reflection of your pocket size.
Not the pocket size of your parents.
Both parents are supposed to come celebrate with you with friends & family.
Not a place for them to come show off their wealth or portray you to be what you're not.
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@jon_d_doe
No matter how promiscuous you are, as a man.
Marry a wife that has shame & cannot be ridiculed by any man or woman out there.
Your wife may not be a saint, but when a man knows your wife could have been his wife, he will respect you & your wife.
And that's all you need.
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"It goes both ways" from a woman is just admission of guilt.
Any man listening to you should be careful.
"a man can knack 50 women & be 'proud' of it"
& a foolish woman will come to say "it goes both ways".
You be olosho & the man isn't.
You go tey for ya papa house.
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@jon_d_doe
But on a serious note.
If you know your worth as a man, you don't allow a woman dictate to you how the relationship should run.
You lead & she follows.
If she wants to move mad, show her that there're women willing to replace her.
If she knows your worth, she'll adjust.
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@jon_d_doe
For me as a man, I believe most men will ask for a divorce/separation if:
1) the wife cheats and gets caught
2) there is paternity fraud
3) she hid her infertility problems from the man
Every other reasons aside these three, are not solid grounds for divorce.
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@jon_d_doe
You'll hardly see a man say that marriage is not an achievement.
Even single men in their 50s.
It's women that always say that.
And they're mostly above 30.
Miserably single, divorced and overnight feminists.
And they use a lot of sex toys.
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@jon_d_doe
She won't respect and submit to you if you can't provide, then what exactly is she expecting you to respect her for?
Treat women like adult babies.
If you starve your child & don't pay the child's school fees, that child will resent you for failing in your duties.
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@jon_d_doe
When it comes to relationship, women hardly lie.
But they also will not tell you the truth.
They'll just show you & keep showing you.
It's up to you to see them & decide what is best for you.
This is why when your eyes become opened, they'll not blame themselves for it.
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@jon_d_doe
@Arilesere
You may not like this but I'll say it.
As more men keep supporting their wives to be better than them, the more we'll be seeing broken homes.
Always keep 5 steps ahead of your wife.
When a woman feels she's bigger than you, she'll look up to a man that's bigger than her.
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@jon_d_doe
Religion makes you look like a hypocrite.
God makes you look like an imperfect being.
It's better you present yourself as an imperfect being.
So that people will not call you a hypocrite when you're exposed.
Think deeply on these words.
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@jon_d_doe
I live in a rented apartment.
I've never bought a brand new car.
I don't live in "high brow" areas.
I mostly depend on my monthly salary.
My kids do not go to the best schools in Nigeria.
I fly economy class most of the time.
Please, how am I a rich man?
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@jon_d_doe
Every man that chases you, wants to knack you & go.
It's mostly only when he knacks you that he'll know if he can still stay.
For how long he stays will determine what he sees & knows about you.
The longer he stays, the more he gets committed.
Until he's finally hooked.
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@jon_d_doe
You know what?
Some men have dropped the ball.
Women are getting more educated & enlightened, that it will only take a man that is 5 steps ahead of her, to bring out her femininity.
Gone are the days when lazy & weak men, will be treated like some fathers.
Sit up!.
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@jon_d_doe
Some of you will feel because I'm a married, then this knack thing is an exclusive "preserve" for the married?
Some will say it's "immorality".
Yet, insignificant few will willingly submit to purity test before marriage?
It's better to teach consequences than abstinence.
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@jon_d_doe
When you see your male friends that are in healthy relationships, you'll be envious of them.
If you're scared to lose that relationship simply because you feel you don't have money to sustain it, then you're in the wrong relationship.
Earn your wife.
Don't buy her.
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1) How he speaks, thinks & behaves.
2) Who his family & friends are.
3) How well the advise he gives you works for you.
4) what legitimate job does he do.
5) How he relates with his mother.
These are things you should be looking out for.
Not a man that you'll love.
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@jon_d_doe
Few things you need to know about me.
1) I don't like money
2) you can't buy me
3) I'm not your friend
4) I'll never come for you unless you try to insult/defame my brand
5) I'm not here for clout
6) you don't have to like me
7) I love God
8) I hate divorce
9) I hate fraud
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@jon_d_doe
1) Remove your eyes from a woman's money.
2) Don't have a joint account with a woman.
3) If your woman lends you money, pay her back.
4) Plan your life with your money alone.
5) Give your wife money.
6) Let your wife know what you earn if you trust her enough.
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@jon_d_doe
Men,
Be extremely selfish about your choice of who you make your wife.
It's the only opportunity you've. Use it to your satisfaction.
Once you make up your mind, the society, your family & even your own wife won't listen to excuses.
Deal with the consequences of your choice.
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A religious spouse will frustrate you.
A Godly spouse will give you peace.
Never place religion above your marriage & needs of your spouse.
God has ordained your marriage & that's enough.
Do things to please God.
Not your religious leaders.
Their marriage isn't better.
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@jon_d_doe
Anonymous or not.
You can never run & lead a community like mine, or command the respect that I command, if you sleep with the women in the community.
It'll only be a matter of time before you're brought down.
Except you are lucky to sleep with the one that has shame.
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@jon_d_doe
THE USEFULNESS OF YOUR WIFE'S MONEY.
1) To borrow you when you're broke.
2) To attend to emergencies when you're unreachable & you must pay back.
3) To take care of herself in other ways you don't.
4) To serve as a buffer for your children when you're no more or incapacitated.
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@jon_d_doe
Men,
Be extremely selfish about your choice of who you make your wife.
It's the only opportunity you've. Use it to your satisfaction.
Once you make up your mind, the society, your family & even your own wife won't listen to excuses.
Deal with the consequences of your choice.
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I was strolling one day around my area. Then one man suddenly shouted "Àgbà".
He was hailing another man he saw.
If you see the way my heart cut ehhh.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@jon_d_doe
One advantage of my anonymity is that I'll tell you what you need to hear.
Not what you want to hear.
I'm not sure I would've been able to do that if you knew me in person.
Another reason why I can't profit from you monetarily.
It's cheating & painting myself as a saint.
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If women can prostitute and sleep with multiple men in a day, you'll realize why women naturally love knack more than men.
A male prostitute will die after 6 months of trying.
Don't ever attempt to stay away from your wife for too long.
She's human and she's a woman.
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@jon_d_doe
I've said it before & I'm saying it again.
If you enable a lazy man & decide to be showing him "love", he will use you.
He will manipulate and guilt trip you.
He will become a narcissist.
If that man is not showing true signs that he wants to be better, don't marry him.
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@jon_d_doe
In this generation of Gen Zs, when you get married and survive 5 years, make sure you celebrate it like you won a trophy.
Too many things have polluted your mindsets.
And it will only take those who have the fear of God, the power to discern & good upbringing to do this.
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@jon_d_doe
Remain in your matrimonial home as long as your life is not being threatened.
Don't allow the devil to use you to hurt your husband because it may happen.
The way women are created is unique yet mysterious.
The devil constantly destroys a man through a woman.
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@jon_d_doe
Men who are married to women from Cross River or Akwa Ibom states, always behave like they've been hypnotized.
But they're not.
Their women can really cook great and I think they're also amazing in bed too.
Which man will not be a "mumu" because of that?
😂😂😂😂😂
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Remember, a woman's loyalty is to her feelings & not your sacrifices.
Your sacrifices will never invalidate what she feels is good for her.
She can disappoint you no matter what you did, do & still doing.
Her gratitude is always short-lived.
"did I force you to do it?"
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@jon_d_doe
Another thing that has kept me thus far, is I've high control over my love for money.
I would've made millions from this page if I choose to.
God bless the soul of my late father for his advice.
"if you want to have a positive influence on people, don't profit from them".
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@jon_d_doe
THE USEFULNESS OF YOUR WIFE'S MONEY.
1) To borrow you when you're broke.
2) To attend to emergencies when you're unreachable & you must pay back.
3) To take care of herself in other ways you don't.
4) To serve as a buffer for your children when you're no more or incapacitated.
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@jon_d_doe
You may not like this but I'll say it.
As more men keep supporting their wives to be better than them, the more we'll be seeing broken homes.
Always keep 5 steps ahead of your wife.
When a woman feels she's bigger than you, she'll look up to a man that's bigger than her.
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Ask some of your online "influencers" to gather married men & women to host a space for them on weekly basis.
Where people will come to brainstorm on their teachings & gather many on their space.
They can't do it.
They're nylon weights & low hanging fruits.
Weaklings.
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My Ugandan Agbafians are turning up.
See some of their beautiful pictures.
Thank you
@DrAsumanYusufu
and you all for doing this.
Happy Agbafians 4th anniversary ❤️.
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@jon_d_doe
Any gf that leaves you because you refused to play fatherly role for her is not the woman you need.
Truth is, she can cheat on you with/without your money. So it's pointless.
Don't ever let them guilt trip you for not doing that.
If she needs you, she'll be patient.
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made up my mind to marry my wife when she gave me 1k in school so that I could travel to my village to get some food stuff.
This was like 2 weeks after we started dating. I told her this for the first time yesterday & she acted like she didn't remember.
But she was smiling
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@jon_d_doe
The biggest undoing in relationship is money & the biggest decider in marriage is money.
But for you to overcome all these, you must first test each other's commitment without it.
Any lady that has patiently waited for you without money, should wait until you marry her.
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@jon_d_doe
I've an elderly friend. He's about 60. One day, he called me to come see him.
He sounded so down. I got there & what he told me shocked me.
His 57 y/o wife was cheating on him. This old man cried like a baby.
I asked him if he knew the age of the man? He is in his 30s.
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@jon_d_doe
When your man tells you I love you my queen.
What should you reply?
"Thank you for loving me my darling husband"
When you show him respect and submission.
What should he say?
"my darling wife, I'll make sure I take care of, & lead you right for honoring me your king"
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@jon_d_doe
A man loses his job and he's having a conversation with his wife about it.
W: so darling, what are we going to do?
M: I don't know, I'm tired of life & I can't continue ❌
M: it's a tough time for us my sweetheart, but I assure you that we will scale through this ✅
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@jon_d_doe
"If you don't seize the opportunity of my being here to correct all the rubbish you're tolerating in your relationships, then I'm sorry for you.
The "hatred" you see from a lot of these deceitful girls you're dating is not surprising to me.
End"
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@jon_d_doe
The reason I admonish men to ensure sexual compatibility if the woman is not a virgin is because a woman that has slept with other men is bound to compare & contrast.
Even if she never says this to you.
One mistake you'll make is to be with a sexually dissatisfied woman.
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@jon_d_doe
Some men will never knack their wives the number of times her ex knacked her until they die.
When you meet a lady that was in a serious sexual relationship for years & it didn't eventually work, just focus on her character than bordering yourself over her body count.
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It takes a lot of guts for a woman to leave her matrimonial home.
Especially if you're not violent towards her & you're providing for her needs and that of the children.
You must question her sanity and commitment.
If you're not convinced, let her remain outside.
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If your wife left your home unprovoked, never go to beg her to return.
Give her a very short ultimatum to return.
If you beg her to return you have emboldened her.
And whatever she was doing to disrespect you, she'll double up on it.
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@jon_d_doe
Marriage has formular.
Relationship has formular.
Don't let anyone deceive you.
Everything nature made is guided by principles.
If you go against them, you'll live to regret it.
Life adjusts itself for you based on whatever choices you make.
The merits & demerits.
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@jon_d_doe
Virginity is not the best gift you can give to your husband.
It's honorable but that is all there is to it.
The best gift you can give to him is peace of mind.
If the man has earned it, give it to him.
If you have not earned your place, you also can't give it to him.
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@jon_d_doe
If your girlfriend does not fart in your presence & punish you with it, she's not yet comfortable with you.
If you can perceive & withstand the fart of a woman, you'll be able to tolerate her mouth.
Imagine her farting during doggy. Your own Don finish 😂😂😂😂.
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@jon_d_doe
A woman that has showed you her nakedness, is a woman that can show you her wickedness.
The foolishness of a woman is your weakest link as a man.
Eve was foolish, but God punished Adam for it.
You must first think as a man, if this daughter of Eve is worth it?
Shame!.
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"My mother sold her wrappers to see that I'm successful"
Is different from..
"My mother sold her nakedness to see that I'm successful"
Both were "naked".
But one covered her nakedness with a leaf.
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@jon_d_doe
My lovely wife is not the only woman I have slept with.
But I met my wife as a virgin.
Some of the women I slept with are married.
Some, doing far better than my wife and I.
Did those men marry the wrong wives?
Your progress in life is not tied to a woman's virginity.
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@jon_d_doe
One big mistake men make is that they think that just because they're dealing with adult women, then they expect women to reason like them.
If you don't learn to understand women, you can't lead or live peacefully with them.
A woman is a woman.
Including your mother.
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@jon_d_doe
It takes a lot of courage & determination for a man to say he wants to get married.
He knows what is involved and what is expected of him both as a father and as a husband.
Don't make it easy for him to be a father if he's not willing to be a husband.
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@jon_d_doe
Some of you think I just like to tweet for "violence".
Let any couple stay married for at least a yr.
You'll understand why you should never tie sex to money.
If sex was tied to money, a man will never achieve anything in life.
How much will he be able to pay his wife?
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@jon_d_doe
Relationship is a game and the smartest person wins.
If you're not intentional in it, then you're wasting your time.
Do not leave anything to fate.
Work hard to earn your place.
Don't be a woman of easy virtue.
If you snooze, you lose.
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@jon_d_doe
Divorce is expensive & it has a huge toll on both the couple and the kids involved.
And God frowns at it.
This is why I take all my time to teach consequences.
Many people are in broken marriages because they just have to weigh the consequences of divorce.
Do it right.
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@jon_d_doe
I'll always show love & respect to all men & women hustling daily on the streets.
Doing all sorts of menial jobs to survive.
Wherever I go to, especially hotels, bars, or stores.
I always make the workers happy.
They're not blind or deaf to fraud.
But they've dignity.
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@jon_d_doe
A little assignment for men in relationship.
With a stern face, tell your woman that you can never forgive her if you catch her cheating.
Watch her countenances.
If she tries to be defensive or tries to say "what about men?"
Start doing your discreet investigation.
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@jon_d_doe
You're far better off breaking up with your bf because he cheated than divorcing your husband because he cheated.
We all know how difficult it's for a divorced woman to find another man.
Especially if she has kids.
Painful but please weigh your options before you act.
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@jon_d_doe
One of the most difficult decisions you'll make in life as a man, is choosing a wife & mother of your unborn kids.
If you miss it once, you may miss it forever.
Everything you & your kids will become in future depends on it.
You won't give a job to a quack architect.
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@jon_d_doe
As uncomfortable as this may sound.
If you cheat on your wife & she gets to know, and she still decides to stay with you.
She already knew you were going to cheat on her even before you married her.
But that doesn't mean you should rub it on her face.
Don't be stupid.
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@jon_d_doe
Have you observed how your woman behaves when she sees your subordinates?
A man wants his wife's boss to respect him regardless.
But a woman will want her husband's subordinates to respect her & if care is not taken, she'll worship her husband's boss.
Stay 5 steps ahead.
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@jon_d_doe
She has been my backbone.
She has been accountable to all finances that have gone through her.
She respects herself in the community.
She's a wife & mum.
She's the most popular Agbafian ever.
She's our mama vee
@talk2veee
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And some of these, are caused by men.
You meet a lady today, and next thing..
"I want to date you for marriage"
In her mind..
"I don see mugu finally".
Then she will start to act a script for you.
So that you'll be seeing her as a virtuous woman.
Virtuous fire 😒.
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@jon_d_doe
As a man, never borrow a married woman money.
Except your relatives.
It doesn't matter if you don't have anything intimate with her.
Give what you can & forget it forever.
If you insist on borrowing her, be ready to answer query from her husband, when he finds out.
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I know women are naturally jealous of each other.
But if you wish for God to give you a wife, ask him to give you the woman that is less jealous.
Marrying an extremely jealous wife takes a lot of guts.
Especially if you're the type that likes to use the male "privilege".
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Imagine having a gf that witnessed when you:
1) graduated from school
2) got your 1st job
3) got your 1st salary
4) got your 1st car
5) got your 1st promotion
6) made your 1st 1m
7) got a better job
8) wrote & passed prof. exams
9) never cheated on you
That's your wife.
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It took me a lot of time and hardwork.
Check this NG X app.
There is no X page that more people behave themselves like this one.
One of my greatest achievements on this app it to build a community where people beg to be unblocked.
I won't let anyone break this record.
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I asked God to use me as a vessel to touch lives because I've not lived an unblemished life as well.
In doing it, I do not need any fame or money.
I keep telling you this.
If you know how I feel inside, you'll wish to experience it.
Do good because the world revolves.
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There are some of you that used to be active on my page daily.
So sometimes, I notice your long silence.
Then I quietly check your activities on twitter.
And then I notice you're still very active.
That's how I know stray bullet Don too touch you.
😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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My daughter came to me this morning.
"Daddy, what will you like to eat today so that I and mummy will prepare it for you? Just say it and it's done".
So I said Afang soup & fufu.
"Mummy has not taught me how to prepare that. Please say something else"
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
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I'm a lonely man when I'm not with my wife and children. Each time I go out to a bar, I'm always alone.
Except when I travel.
There were times when I used to hang out with close friends.
Now, they're far away from the shores of Africa. Who wants to be my friend?
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@jon_d_doe
There is something I have noticed with us.
When it comes to vawulence, we know how to make noise & scatter everywhere.
But when it comes to us being kind to each other, we do it quietly, without showing off.
We roll & brag differently.
Agbafians ❤️.
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Women I'll not advise men to date or marry;
1) feminist
2) known runs girl
3) twerks online
4) dated a yahoo boy
5) her mother calls the shot
6) your ex gf
7) not domesticated
8) has a "bestie"
9) you caught her cheating
10) doesn't respect her father
11) begs a lot
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@jon_d_doe
The best woman to advise you not to go into prostitution is a woman that was once a prostitute.
The best man that can advise you not to be a cultists, fraudster or a murderer, is a man that has repented & changed his ways.
You'll be a fool to think he/she is being a hypocrite.
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And to you single men.
Stop rubbing lip gloss, applying powder on your faces.
And be dancing like tolotolo & licking your lips online.
Get your hands dirty & grind.
Fine face will not feed your family.
Chewing gum boys.
"I'm fly"
"I'm sexy"
Who send your papa?
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The only thing that's expensive about men is their commitment.
Every other thing about him is cheap.
If you win a man's attention, it's cheap.
But when you win his commitment, you've won the prize.
"I have lots of men chasing me"
Na your toto go suffer am.
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@oldquotesofagba
Earned.
Does this mean the woman should also earn her husband's love, protection, & provision?
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<23 girls of this generation are ripe for marriage, but most, are not mentally prepared.
It's so bad that they must first self destruct before they've sense.
And sadly, we've men who have to work 5x as hard as their fathers, to wife women not half as good as their mothers.
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That's why you will see some people come to my DM, claim that they're students or graduates, but write poorly.
Clearly, how they write is how they think.
"Àgbà I've been following you for a while and I've learned alot"
Àwọn olodo.
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If you forgive a woman for what she knows she shouldn't be forgiven for, she'll punish you for it and still blame you for forgiving her.
A man that is unwilling to walk away when his boundaries have been broken will be perceived as a weak man.
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