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’post about angry Bea (hope it’s okay to @ you) and KTY saying she wants to play a villain gave me the idea so I asked KTY if she could do a villain Bea impression. Here’s the result. I got goosebumps now.
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After coming back from the Alps
Ava: So, we have news…Bea and I are together now…
Camila: I knew it!
Mother Superion, Yasmine: (gasp)
Beatrice: (gasps)
Ava: Bea wtf how could you not know
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Ava took Beatrice to a fancy restaurant on a date
Ava: Bea…I…I need to ask you something…
Beatrice: Yes I do, Ava. I will marry you.
Ava: What? How did you know?
Beatrice: You dropped the ring three times. I even picked it up once.
P25
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Lilith: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Mary: I sleep with my two shotguns next to me.
Ava: I sleep with the greatest weapon known to world.
Lilith & Mary: the halo?
Ava: Beatrice.
P21
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Camila: Hey, Bea! What’s your type?
Beatrice: 5’2, brown hair, dark eyes, bright smile, make good puns…
Camila: You’re just describing Ava.
Beatrice: That’s absurd!
*Later*
Camila: Ava, what’s your type?
Ava: Bea!
P13
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Mother Superion: Ava, no
Ava: Ava yes? 🤔
Camila: Ava, no
Ava: Ava yes!😌
Mary: Ava, hell no
Ava: Ava hell yes!!!😆
Beatrice: Ava, ✨no🇬🇧
Ava: Ava no☹️
Incorrect WN P5
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Ava: I’m going as Supergirl this Halloween. Can you be Lena?
Beatrice: Why? Because I grew up in a rich, dysfunctional family and have lifelong trauma?
Ava:
Ava: I was gonna say because you’re a boss bitch and we’re in love, but that works too
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Teacher: Your daughter had a fight with her classmate today
Ava: Did she win?
Bea: I’m so sorry. We’ll have a talk with her.
Teacher: She also said cuss words
Ava: What the fuck?!
Bea: My apologies. It seems like I need to have a talk with my wife first.
P24
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Ava: I’m a grown woman.
Ava: I rose up from death.
Ava: I defeated Adriel. I escaped from Reya.
Ava: I am the goddamn warrior nun and nobody tells me what to d—
Beatrice: Ava, can you go check on the oven?
Ava: (happily wiggles) On it!
P41
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Beatrice is reading a letter with a pen in hand.
Ava: Is that the Valentine’s Day letter I wrote you?
Beatrice: Yes. (Writing things down in the margin)
Ava: Aww are you writing replies for me to read later?
Beatrice: I’m fixing your grammar.
P35
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Mary: I saw a very pretty girl at the bar yesterday.
Ava: Liar. Bea was with me all day yesterday.
Mary: ??? Beatrice is not the only pretty girl in the world, you know that right?
Ava: Sounds fake but okay.
P11
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The team crash at Mary’s place after a mission
Ava: (shirt torn)
Camila: (scratches on her face)
Yasmine: (a black-eye)
Mary: Damn y’all look like shit
Beatrice: (hair disheveled, covered in enemies’ blood)
Mary: Except you, Beatrice. You look fine as fuck
P45
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Beatrice doesn’t know why Mother Superion is angry with her
Beatrice: Mother, is it because Ava and I are secretly dating?
Mother Superion: (eyes widen in shock)
Beatrice: Oh…that’s not the reason I see…
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Ava: So, when are you going to go out with me?
Beatrice: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
*Later that day*
Camila: And you just ran away?!
Ava: I didn't expect her to flirt back!
P29
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After coming back from the Alps
Ava: Bea is so perfect. She’s good at everything.
Mary: Oh yeah? I’m bet she’s not good in bed.
Ava: No, she’s GREAT in bed.
Mary: What?!
Ava: What?!
P61
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Ava: I asked Beatrice out.
Mary: Oh, I’m sorry.
Ava: Huh?
Mary: I assume she said no.
Ava: No, she said yes.
Mary: Well now I’m sorry for her.
Mother Superion: (passing by) Thoughts and prayers.
P50
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Beatrice: I’ll go get our wedding cake.
Ava: I’ll check on our ring bear.
Beatrice: You mean ring bearer, right? Like halo bearER…
Ava:
Beatrice: Ava, did you bring a bear to our wedding?!
Ava: (phases through the wall)
Beatrice: Ava come back here!
P30
Ava and Lilith arguing
Ava: (Levitates to Lilith’s height to assert dominance, still arguing)
Lilith: (Flies higher)
Ava: (Levitates higher)
Lilith: (Flies higher)
*5 mins later*
Bea: Should we do something?
Camila: Nah I want to know who will get hit by a seagull first
This is from my first cameo in last December. I asked KTY about overthinking about the future.
“Jobs come and go. People come and go. Hearts got broken and they got put back together again. It’s not always life and death even though it might feel like it.”
Can’t stop thinking about this photo today.
It’s actually giving hotheaded mafia heir and her childhood best friend/new tactician for the Silva family.
P98
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Bea (texts): I’ll video call you at 9.
Ava: Can’t wait😘😘😘
*9:01*
Ava: (aggressively typing) Who would’ve thought God’s strongest soldier is a liar
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Camila: Do you like Ava?
Beatrice: It’s a misunderstanding. It’s my duty to worry about the warrior nun and her safety. There’s nothing more—
Camila: Cool I’ll ask Ava out then
Beatrice: (aikidos Camila into a five-minute coma)
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Beatrice: Ava, there’s something I need to ask you.
Ava: Okay?
Beatrice: I believe we’ve been on a few “dates” now, and I want to know if you wish to be my girlfriend.
Ava:
Ava: Dude, we sleep in the same bed.
Ava: We kiss goodnight everyday.
P52
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Lilith: Can’t believe I’m asking you for advice but…how do you ask girls out?
Ava: It’s easy. Just ask her straightforwardly.
Beatrice: Don’t listen to Ava. She asked me out in a cemetery when we were fighting wraith demons.
Lilith: ……and you said yes?
P38
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Beatrice: I need to hear those magical words.
Ava: I love you~
Beatrice: I love you too, darling. But try again.
Ava:……I won’t punch Lilith.
P64
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Ava: Bea, can you buy this for me?
Beatrice: Sure thing, darling.
Camila: What the—you can’t just buy it for her!
Beatrice: I’ll buy her anything she wants.
Camila: Not when we’re playing Monopoly!
P40
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Yasmine: So, who is the clingier one?
Ava: (sitting on Beatrice’s lap, holding her like a koala while Beatrice’s trying to drink her tea) Bea, obviously!
P47
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Ava and Mary volunteer at an orphanage. A kid asks Ava how they can prove God is real.
Ava: (shows the kid a picture of Beatrice)
Mary: You literally have a magic halo in your back and you chose to use Beatrice’s face as the proof of God?!
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Bea: I think the Halo doesn’t want me near Ava
Mary: Why is that?
Bea: Whenever Ava’s around, my heart beats faster and I feel unease
Mary: That means you like Ava, dumbass
Bea: So the Halo doesn’t want me near Ava because I’m homosexual?
Mary: (looks into imaginary camera)
P34
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Ava tries to find out Bea’s last name
Ava: Let’s play a game. Switch the initial letters of your given name and family name. Mine is Sva Ailva. Yuck!
Beatrice: Bister Seatrice
Ava: Oh come on!
P46
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Website: Please set a password.
Ava: (types) Beatrice
Website: Your password is too weak.
Ava: Oh you take that back! (Destroys computer with halo pulse)
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Beatrice: This is too hot. I can’t eat it.
Ava: You're burning hot, but I still eat you.
Beatrice: (blushes)
Mary: I hate being around you two!
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Ava: (shuts the blinders of the window)
Beatrice: Darling, I was enjoying the sun.
Ava: (pouting, the Halo lights up) I can be your sun.
Beatrice: (suddenly tearing up) Yes, love. You’re my sunshine.
P32
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Camila: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Lilith: No I don’t.
Ava: (enters the room)
Lilith: (jaw clenches)
P16
Ava: I’ll cosplay Waverly Earp this Halloween. Can you be Nicole?
Beatrice: Because we’re pawns in a war of higher beings, and you got stuck in another realm and we waited for years to reunite?
Ava: No?! Cause I’m basically a bisexual angel and you’re a bulletproof lesbian!
P87
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Ava (hair messed up): Sorry, we’re late! There was an emergency!
Beatrice (buttoned her shirt wrong): Yes! I was uhm…
Mother Superion:😠
The sisters:🧐
Beatrice: I was possessed…
Ava: …And I did exorcism on her.
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Beatrice: (shivers a little in the wind)
Ava: Here, take my jacket. The halo keeps me warm enough.
Beatrice: (blushes)
Camila: (turns to Lilith) I’m also cold.
Lilith: Well tell God to change the weather then.
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Avatrice first date
Beatrice: What’s your favorite food?
Ava: (trying to impress) Stop asking me these shallow questions. Ask me something mature!
Beatrice: Can you prove the Goldbach conjecture?
Ava:
Ava: My favorite food is taco.
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Yasmine: Beatrice has been doing her research the whole day. She wouldn’t leave her room.
Camila: Yeah she ignored our knocking and our texts.
Ava: Gimme a minute (texts Beatrice)
Beatrice: (kicks the door open) Did you say English Breakfast is green tea?
P86
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Ava has been trying to convince Beatrice to use more emoji
Beatrice: (texts) I’m at the supermarket. Do you want anything?
Ava: 🍫🥟🍗🍦🍿
Beatrice: Ok, I’ll buy some vegetables too.
Beatrice: Do you want 🍆?
Ava: (chokes on water)
P80
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Ava: If we have a son, and he becomes a priest, what do we even call him?
Beatrice: What do you mean?
Ava: (freaking out) Do we call him son or Father? Bea, what do we do?!
P27
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Ava: I will do anything for you, Bea. Just tell me what you want, and I’ll give it to you.
Beatrice: I want you to eat more vegetables.
Ava:
Ava: Are you sure you don’t want a tarask as pet or something?
P62
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Ava: Bea and I went on hiking, and she carved our initials on an abandoned notice board.
Yasmine: …She just casually carries a knife on a date?
Ava: Of course not! What kind of person do you think she is?! She carries 3 knifes all the time.
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Ava: Bea! Try this chocolate cake!
Beatrice: (took a bite) This is way too sweet and the flour is still raw. It’s disgusting…
Ava: (sad puppy eyes) I made it myself…
Beatrice: Disgustingly tasty! It’s divine that’s what it is! (devoured the whole thing)
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Ava: I told Lilith the red in her wings deepens when she lies.
Camila: Why?
Ava: Watch this. Lilith, do you have a crush on Camila?
Lilith: (folding her wings back) No!
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Ava: Good evening, my sexy warrior
Beatrice: Good evening, my beautiful angel
Lilith: Good evening queers, what can I get you two? Tea, coffee, a fucking room?
P51
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Beatrice: When I was little, I’ve always expected myself to marry someone who’s quiet, well-read and organized.
Camila: That doesn’t sound like Ava at all.
Beatrice: I know. Isn’t that beautiful?
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Beatrice: Ava, sometimes I…I want you to make me scream
Ava: I can do that, babe. Go wait in the bedroom, I’ll prepare something
Beatrice: (sits on bed, blushing and fidgeting)
Ava: (enters with a bucket of popcorn and horror movie DVDs): ARE YOU READY?
P49
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After discussing a mission plan
Ava: Does anyone have questions?
Yasmine: Is this legal?
Ava: Does anyone have any relevant questions?
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Ava and Bea’s wedding after party. Guests were running and screaming.
Beatrice: Why did you do that?!
Ava: I read that releasing birds is a romantic gesture! Don’t people release doves all the time?
Beatrice: Yes, Ava, doves! You released peacocks!
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The sisters playing Truth or Dare
Camila: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Beatrice: Camila, you know I’m not the kind of person—
*Ava walks in*
Beatrice: I’m not the kind of person who disobeys rules. I’ll do it.
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Mary: I lost Ava at the amusement park.
Beatrice: How can you just lose Ava?!
Mary: To be fair, she’s the size of a gnome. It’s impossible to not lose a unleashed gnome at amusement park.
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Camila: Ava you're losing too much blood! What's your type?
Ava (lightheaded, almost passing out): Dark hair, freckles, multilingual, good with a staff and a strap…
Camila: What? No—your blood type!
Ava: Uhm…dark red?
Beatrice (blushing): She’s AB+
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Camila: Ava, are you free on Friday evening?
Ava: Yeah.
Camila: And you, Bea?
Beatrice: Yes.
Camila: Great! Because I'm not. You two can go on a date without me!
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S1E07 after Ava got shot by an arrow
Camila: She’s not waking up!
Ava: (opens her eyes, just about to say she’s fine)
Beatrice: I’ll give her CPR!
Ava: (immediately shuts her eyes)
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Ava: How do you say “hello” in Chinese?
Beatrice: Nǐ Hǎo
Ava: How does a Chinese cowboy say hello?
Beatrice: ?
Ava: Ni-howdy!
Beatrice: 🤦🏻♀️
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Camila: Have you ever ate dates?
Ava: Beatrice has been my only date, but I have eaten her out many times.
Camila:
Camila: The fruit, Ava. I mean the fruit.
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Camila: How’s the coolest girl in the world?
Lilith: (blushes)
Ava: (passing by, eating a bagel) Beatrice is well. Thanks for asking, Cam!
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Beatrice: Can you look at me straight in the eyes?
Ava: Looking at your eyes while being straight at the same time? No can do babe.
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Ava: Bea, what kind of flowers do you like?
Beatrice: Sunflowers. They remind me of you.
Ava: I love you! (Hugging Beatrice while texting Camila with one hand: “Cam, help me return those Venus Flytraps to the shop!”)
P8
Mother S: Why are you standing outside the bathroom and looking terrified?
Camila: We were drinking and Mary pushed Bea and Ava in it to play 7 mins in heaven
Mary: It’s been 25 mins now, we should—
Lilith: DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR-IT’S THE GATE TO HELL-TRUST ME I’VE BEEN TO HELL
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Camila: The new recruits are out for a field trip. Beatrice is free for the afternoon, do you want to spar with her?
Ava: Nah it’s bad for my legs
Camila: They get sore after training?
Ava: They divorce during the training
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Camila: Ava loves Beatrice so much. She would catch a grenade for her.
Mary: (totally unimpressed) Ava would catch a grenade for fun.
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Lilith: Go fuck yourself, Silva
Ava: Why? You wanna watch?
Lilith & Beatrice: WTF?!
Ava: Omg I’m so sorry I really don’t know where that came from, it just slipped—
Camila: Wait did Beatrice just say the f-word?!
Gift for the fandom at the end of 🌈 month❤️ Meena is so genuine and funny, I can listen to her for hours.
Most fun scene to film, who has most bloopers, who’s the most chaotic, and something she wants to try in the future
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Lilith: I've never had a best friend before.
Camila: I'll be your best friend.
Lilith: ... I've never had a girlfriend before.
P9
Lilith is nervous about the date with Camila. Ava gave her an earpiece so she can tell her what to say
Ava: Ask her something personal
Lilith: When’s the last time you had a wet dream?
Ava: Not that kind—
Camila: Last night. I dreamed about you.
Ava:
Ava: I’ll leave you to it
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Ava: Things change when you realize not everything is about you.
Ava: I’m sorry, truly.
Ava: I wish we had more time.
Beatrice:
Beatrice: It’s just a dropped ice cream, Ava. We can buy another one.
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Ava: Wow, Beatrice, you want to hold my hand in the Vatican City? How controversial.
Beatrice: We just had sex this morning, Ava.
Ava: That's NOTHING comparing to an ex-nun and her girlfriend holding hands in the Vatican!
P60
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The sisters drinking at a bar
Ava: (already drunk) Can I buy you a drink?
Beatrice: Sorry, I already have a girlfriend.
Ava: (counting coins on the table) Too bad she can only get the cheapest beer.
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Yasmine: Your dark sense of humor mainly comes from your trauma.
Ava: Thank you!
Yasmine: What?! Having unresolved trauma is not good.
Ava: But you think I’m funny☺️
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Ava’s sitting on a bench in the yard, observing something
Beatrice (inner monologue): Look how lovely she is. I wonder what’s going on in her beautiful mind.
Ava: Go get em! Come on! (anxiously watching two groups of ants fighting for a berry)
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Ava: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake at work, so instead I have Bea texting me “we need to talk” every two hours. It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear to keep going.
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Ava: It’s insane that strawberry flavored things never really taste like strawberry.
Beatrice: Ava, please go back to sleep. It’s 3 am.
*several minutes later*
Beatrice: (wide awake, inner monologue) Oh my god she’s right!
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Diego: Can I have ice cream?
Ava: What did Beatrice say about ice cream before dinner?
Diego: No ice cream before dinner.
Ava: But Beatrice is not home. Let’s have ice cream!
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Ava: Are you cold? Wanna hold hands?
Beatrice: …sure.
Lilith: It’s fucking August.
Ava: It’s winter now in the Southern Hemisphere. Have you not learned geography?
Lilith: What the F—We’re in Spain!
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Camila: What are you and Beatrice going to eat tonight?
Ava: Whatever Bea wants.
Camila: Aw that’s so sweet of you. So what does she want to eat?
Ava: I haven’t decided yet.
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*at 2 am*
Ava: (phases into Lilith’s room) WAKE UP!
Lilith: Wtf is wrong with you?!
Ava: (laughs)
Camila: (pulls down the blanket, sitting up behind Lilith) What happened?
Ava:
Ava: I’m telling Mother Superion!
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Yasmine is driving the van and everyone sits in the back.
Yasmine: Um…no one wants to sit in the front?
Ava:
Beatrice:
Camila:
Mary:
Lilith: Fine, I will.
Yasmine: Thank you for trust—
Lilith: Only because I can teleport away if we crash.
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Mother Superion: Ava and Beatrice actually complement each other so well. I can see why you put them in a boat now.
Camila: You mean... I ship them?
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If Ava didn’t run away from OCS in S1
Beatrice: We haven’t formally introduced ourselves yet. Nice to meet you, our new champion. I’m Sister Beatrice.
Ava: And I’m having a bisexual awakening.
Beatrice:
Ava:
Ava: Oh fuck me that was out loud!
“Did mother send you to lecture me again, Bea?” Ava put down her scotch.
Beatrice only grinned. “Maybe. Is that what you want? Me lecturing you?”
“What I want…” Ava pulled the Consigliere close by her tie, “Is you showing me what a bad girl I’ve been.”
Can’t stop thinking about this photo today.
It’s actually giving hotheaded mafia heir and her childhood best friend/new tactician for the Silva family.