Celestine Okeke: OFR
@okekecc
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Enterprise Promotion and Development Professional with keen interest on MSME ecosystem strengthening.
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Development Cooperation Effectiveness, Transparency And Accountability; The Nigerian Reality -By Okeke Celestine
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@Alidiofoundatio
@chukaobi
Can I get her number please? Will be in Lagos next week and will like to stop by with a box of gift for her.
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Guys, especially those in SE states, to avoid stories that touch, do the following:
1. Walk into your bank branch today and ask that a lien be placed on your funds-heavy account(s) and leave only the funds you need for weekly expenses.
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@TosinOlugbenga
Take anyone who has politics as sole source of livelihood serious at your peril.
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@SamdGreat01
In all of this, let's not forget we still have the following agencies whose duty it is to aviod and/or systematically deal with such issues
1. Nigeria Army Intelligence Corps
2. Defense Intelligence Agency
3. Department of State Security
Ohh, police was deliberately excluded.
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@benmurraybruce
While at it, remember to respond to request from
@TrackaNG
on the constituency projects you nominated.
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@akunnachux
@femia86
The only set of Igbo men that will buy a G Wagon without having the liquidity 10 times are 419s, scammers and drug dealers. No trader will buy a car or build a house from his trading capital.
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@omlivingstones
Who do you think get the bulk of "contracts" , slots for pilgrimage, political patronage etc in the state?
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Someone recently didn't get a job cos he was in possession of two phones worth over 200k but his last academic/professional certification was 4 years ago.
Lead interviewer simply said "If he can't add value to himself, I don't see him adding value to this firm"
Real life story.
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Liened amount in account(s) will never reflect on your SMS alerts and/or mobile apps, you can only access the fund via written instructions and should only do so on a needs basis.
Stay safe all.
@EzeasorIje
@OgbajiIfeanyi
@Uzochukwukwalu2
@NnewiCity
@akunnachux
@nwa_anambra
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I was overtaking a trailer yesterday on the Okene-Lokoja road when my fuel pump failed, in between the seconds it failed and when I was able to maneuver my way away from the oncoming vehicle was Gods doing.
For me to live is God.
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4. The email instruction(s) should not come from an email account on your mobile device.
5. After placing lien on your account, clear your previous SMS alerts and leave only the new ones that will drop afterwards.
People are being robbed/kidnapped just for their phones.
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@gechife
On his sick bed, my late father gave me a list of those owing him and those he was owing. He made it clear to me that outside of those owing him, nobody else owes me anything.
Not his brothers
Not any relatives of his
Not any friend of his
Not anyone
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@DrJoeAbah
No advance information about the visit.
While working on a project in Maiduguri earlier this year, I made it a point of duty to seek out military officers and buy them whatever I can. My cousin was in Sambisa for 3 years, I know what it means serving and defending Nigeria.
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@Teema43180200
@chysom_
Look for Dr Ayo Ogunmola at the hospital (he is a consultant), tell him Celestine says he should access the situation with your sister and we will take it from there.
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@akunnachux
Linus was stripped naked in a public place and sent to Abakaliki prisons on the orders of Umahi.
Truly, man no be and can never be God.
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@tundealuko
Not minding your business, you report to the police and they leak your details to the criminals and they come after you.
Have you wondered why NAFDAC raided the fake drinks market in Aba without involving its state office or state police command?
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2. The amount liened will never show as balance in your account: say you have 3m in your account, you can lien 2.8m and leave only 200k as free fund.
3. Write an email indemnity letter to the bank, this will enable you write email instructions to modify the lien.
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@AgernorAgernor
@benmurraybruce
@TrackaNG
Anyone can owe debt and have sincere issues with repaying, but, my grouse is with his criminal silence on the constituency projects he nominated.
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@angelaonuora
@Chxta
My cousin called for an Umunna day celebration and offered to present a cow, I countered and offered to start an education fund and interest free loan scheme for poorer members of our umunna.
We need to do better.
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@EletaValentine
@PriceyEmmanuel
@dondekojo
@Nig_Farmer
There is a National Agricultural Resilience Framework (NARF) policy developed to address issues as this.
It has been kept in the shelf by this administration.
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Diezani stole blindly, I have held this position for long but more importantly, has this admin reformed NNPC to avoid a reoccurrence?
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If you are a graduate resident in any city and genuinely searching for job and can drive, do the following
1. Register in a driving school as a tutor
2. Be nice to the guys and ladies their parents send over for driving lessons.
3. Let them know you're job hunting.
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@CHYQ_
@tontebriggs
A 4 year old visited my residence a while ago and within 2 hours, he had committed three criminal offenses and 1 felony. My 7 year old son whispered "Daddy, can we stop Esom from visiting us again" and I looked at him and said "World record breaker like you"
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A graduate with "abroad" qualifications tweeted today saying
" I am just waiting for who PMB and or Tinubu will ask me to vote for in 2019"
One can truly be a graduate and still think like an illetrate.
Tueh
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@FinPlanKaluAja1
I visited this place sometime in July 2022. I was deeply impressed with what I saw and the management structure.
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@PeterObi
You just made me cry for Nigeria. Your outing on
@breketeConnect
is one that should be repeated over and over again.
Dear
@AishaYesufu
thanks for standing up for Nigeria.
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@walegates
"Motion ground"
Uni-Ilorin mini campus.
I know a family of 4 guys that paid there way through university from managing a photography and then other services at the famous motion ground then.
I also know how one Gegele was hung on a tree there for flying a colour
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If we agreed DSS was good enough to raid home of a supreme court justice, why doubt its ability to determine if Magu is fit for EFCC?
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@DrJoeAbah
@Nasir1on1
Well, I consulted for an international organization that was interested in the regulation of crop protection products which was is the mandate of NAFDAC.
I refrain from publicly sharing my findings. The rot at NAFDAC is deep.
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@harri_010
Truck driver: 50 years imprisonment
Motor boys: 25 years imprisonment
Gang leader: 80 years imprisonment
Gang members: 60 years each imprisonment
If anyone dies before completing his term imprisonment, his graveyard will be chained and labelled that of a terrorist.
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Nigeria is a ridiculously poor country, poverty stares you in the face at every turn. Presently in Ilorin for a wedding and spent the night with a good friend at Ogbomosho yesterday and at every turn, its poverty, poverty.
By the way, Ilorin hasn't changed one bit in decades.
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@akintonmide
@Uzomariano
Someone stopped by the house yesterday asking if she can spend a week with her baby, the landlord is evicting her family next week.
Unfortunately, I am already accommodating a family member.
I haven't recovered from the heartbreak.
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Dear applicant's, if you will have to use your mobile data for internet connection for an interview, activate call forwarding and avoid network disruptions during the interview.
#InterviewTips
@FunkeOnafuye
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@OgbajiIfeanyi
@PeterObi
@valentineozigbo
A private individual cannot embark on the renovation of a public property without approval from relevant MDAs. I don't even see this sort happening.
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@nwaegbe_nkem
@iykimo
@USinNigeria
Touts?
Insider dealings managed by outside agents, this dates back to 2016 when I had first hand experience.
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Wike is speaking about a United Rivers state but the roads in Oyigbo and Etche are as bad as any bad road can ever be.
Hypocrite
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@henryshield
First question I will ask her is this: Are you entrepreneurial enough to start a business? Money is not the most important factor required to start a business.
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What people are paid to defend, they will defend even if it means speaking from both sides of their mouth.
What people are paid to attack and destroy, they will do so with all their might.
Understand this and have peace, especially on Twitter.
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If we truly desire peace in Nigeria, we need to do the following urgently,
1. Put a face to all unemployed youths in Nigeria
2. Put face and track all dismissed military and paramilitary officers in the country.
3. Track all touts, "party agents" used during elections
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@DrJoeAbah
We have
@PoliceNG
@NigerianNavy
@HQNigerianArmy
, Nigeria Airforce, DSS, NAIC (Nigeria Army Intelligence Corps), DMI (Defense Military Intelligence) and several others. If these agencies can't tackle small arms proliferation, we should just pack up and lease Nigeria out.
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Several PHD holders who obtained their qualifications in Nigeria are merely paper tigers, a good number obtained same for career advancement and not knowledge advancement.
@DrJoeAbah
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Dear entrepreneur,
Money alone can't make you successful.
Relying solely on money as motivating factor to running a business often is catastrophic. If you doubt this, seek out several Youwin award winners and ask them what impacts they have made with the millions they got.
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@MobilePunch
Buhari isn't my president, he isn't fit to be my president and will never be my president.
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@Nig_Farmer
A former colleague of mine is a "bank manager" by designation but an BO ( banking officer) by rank.
You address him as bank manager but he gets paid as a BO.
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@zbnfam
@DrJoeAbah
Yellow man was head of Eiye back then at Uni-Ilorin, years later, he sold recharge card to me adjacent St Barths church Aguda Surulere.
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@igboekweebuka
I have always considered it "careless" leaving such funds in a "free to take" account. This might sound incentive but you can't see more than 500k in my open access account.
My account officer's have become my friends as they can recieve lien modification institutions weekly.
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@Murtalaibin
I am pained by how the agricultural sector in Kaduna, Kano and Jigawa states have been abandoned by successive state governments over the past decade. Outside of development partners and donor funds, the sector across the KKJ states has been abandoned. It feels sad and disturbing
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@DrJoeAbah
I managed a chunk of NNPC Retail LTD account shortly after it ventured into the affiliate stations initiative in 2009.
The truth is, NNPC officials are actively aiding oil theft in Nigeria, they are the main culprits in all of this crisis.
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@MalachyOdo1
I don't buy from road side again
They use saccharine to boil corn
Use paracetamol to cook meat
Name it
I only buy nuts when outside, nuts nuts nuts or go hungry
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@nwaegbe_nkem
@iykimo
@USinNigeria
Just drawing your attention to the fact that it's the Embassy staff that are manipulating the system and not touts
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@DrJoeAbah
@kelisofgod
A family of 3 have been with me for over 2 weeks now, the least I can do.
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Dear Jeff, where is the DM you referred to in accusing
@DrJoeAbah
of campaigning for Atiku? 1m available for you to cash upon presentation of the DM.
@iyaboawokoya
@DrJoeAbah
@MBuhari
@atiku
I have stated my reasons why
@atiku
is a fraud,corrupt and will destroy Nigeria morally and economically. It's a verifiable FACT.
I have not lied against
@atiku
like
@segalink
,Reno etc do, pushing unverifiable FACTs against
@MBuhari
.
@DrJoeAbah
stop slipping into DM,come out!!
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@DrJoeAbah
@teguando1
@iyaboawokoya
@MBuhari
@atiku
@segalink
I add another 100k on behalf of
@DrJoeAbah
, show proof of the DM you are alleging he sent and cash your money.
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@aedcelectricity
@DrJoeAbah
@NERCNG
This is a gutter response to his tweet and speaks volume of your organizational culture.
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@OkeStalyf
@dr_spex
My experience as a mentor for select award winners deepened my work in the small businesses sector.
YOUWIN remains the top job creation intervention since 1999, failing to build on it is a great disservice.
It did have fundamental flaws though
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This is the lowest of all lows
Nigerians, behold your reality
Minister of Defence Maj Gen. Magashi (rtd) telling locals to stay and fight back when "bandits" attack their communities.
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I have blocked several accounts this evening, have been too busy to follow events on Twitter today but have seen what is arguably the worst statement made by an elected president.
We watch
We will not be threatened
We are unbreakable
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@MalachyOdo1
Nna ee, an incorporation my lawyer started in October is still outstanding, we started a search for another name as time was running out and three days after, search is still pending.
This administration and incompetence is 5 & 6.
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@EzeasorIje
Or low current happens....
Or while working NEPA staff disconnects Light...
Or OCHA brigade in Anambra arrest all your staff while operations is on...
Or Uche Anya squad demolishes your production facility as your staff struggle to produce at midnight.....
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Spare a minute to pray for Nigerians in overcrowded cells/prisons especially those held on thumped up allegations.
This heat is unbearable.
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@iamtenseven
@Rotankwot
You don't know he is the run-to for APC appointees, he gets gigs from them and travels the world with them.
The least he can do is lie once in a while.
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500
Not 5
Not 15
Not 25
Not 50
500 f..k..g hundred
Over 500 farmers killed in attacks on Mangu LGA of Plateau State - Group
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There is no why other than the why that we know.
Why NNPC is constructing N21bn Hospital in Katsina – GMD
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Army Estate 1 Polling Unit
Kubwa, Abuja FCT
HOR
Apc 19
Pdp 21
Adc 11
LP. 374
Invalid 4
Senatorial
Adc 2
Apga 7
Apc 21
Pdp 33
Lp. 388
Invalid 1
Presidential
Adp 1
Adc 1
Pdp 12
Apc 20
Apga 1
Lp
415
I have delivered my polling unit.
#ItsPOssible
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Better still sir, can you share, in the spirit of transparency and open governance, the MOU document for we, Ndi Anambra to peruse and share our comments.
If you value and think our comments count.
@EzeasorIje
@OgbajiIfeanyi
@EmekaOkoye
@nwa_anambra
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Dear
@atiku
Please what reforms will you undertake as regards these issues if elected;
1. Extra-Judicial acts by SARS officers
2. Use of Military officers to arrest street traders in the FCT
3. Plight of small businesses
Thanks
cc
@akaebube
@iykimo
@AbangMercy
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@Mazi_OJD
@dukest96
@Princemoye1
@MatthewTPage
@ossap_sdgs
@BudgITng
@TrackaNG
@PoliceNG
@fijnigeria
That report illustrated less than 50% of what we found out, two years before then, I had authored a report on State of MSME financing in Nigeria.
Same year we published that report, I authored a report on constituency projects for ICPC that never got published.
I don tire.
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