@215pharter
When I was in the Army we all drank alot. One night I put my blanket and pillow on the floor and passed out. I woke up to my roomy sleeping in the opposite direction with his thigh on my face. I moved and he turned his ass to me and farted all night.
Wow, just coming from my barber. Cutting on his back porch. Long story short he was cleaning his clippers after my cut and ripped a major fart. Nice bod and all. I laughed and he let the next one right on my nose. He liked it LOL and so did I