The most important 5 investing lessons that college students SHOULD have learned:

@ClintFiore Prospect: So how can you help me? Grifter: Here's all the reasons to hire me. Competent professional: I don't know if I can help you at all.

@CollinJHumphrey 1) Laundry room that connects to the master closet. 2) Nugget ice maker.

@BBGreatMoments I can hear this picture

@sweatystartup I have kids 1 and 4. I can’t figure out why they act fine when I shut off tv and are inconsolable when I take away the iPads. It’s a mystery

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@midwestern_ope Playing golf in Wisconsin this summer. Guy hits it 50 yards short of the green we are putting on. He drives his cart up and apologizes profusely over nothing. We tell him profusely this is absolutely no problem and not a big deal. We continue this cycle 5 times for 3 minutes

@LeylaKuni From a mentor: Boys take a dumbass pill at 14 and it doesn’t wear off until 25.

@ClintFiore My folks are 71. We worked with them to buy a 1700 square foot place about half a mile from us so they can make the transition from 4500 sqft at their pace.

@DaveMasonBOL Enterprise Rent a Car

@ClintFiore Practicing with my putter.

@LouStagner If every foot is from 10 feet you’re drastically going to outperform your baseline.

@TheEconomist Asians are gambling???

@eyeslasho I think for most folks it peaks at 11-16 years old where music is a heavy part of your easily definable personality before cars, dating life, etc crowd it out

@JoelLoren1 My dad is 3 of 4 and above all of them HAM radio

@Eldricks_hoes Big Lama 8 who can pound drives and beers gets in over crafty short game never loses a ball 4 every time.

@adamyounggolf Anytime I'm starting to lose shots to scratch with putter I just practice from the fringe. Shores up my speed control and we're back to gaining because it forces you to be on point when ball gets to green. I do this 3x a year for 20 mins. I don't practice putting otherwise.