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Was an honour musing for the goat. 🫶🏽🫶🏽
@Eddykibe1
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The confusion between SASA MALL and SAWA MALL....is the real menace.
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If I say "Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh" and you don't say "I wonda." We're breaking up I'm sorry.
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You guys are too calm WHY IS IT SO COLD IN FUCKING AUGUST.
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Ati "Tukienda ofisi za Tuko tupate hawako."😭
You could literally kidnap me w stupid jokes I'm easy to amuse.😭
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Nairobi concert culture is so EXPENSIVE omg. I am SICK. What happened to all inclusive/redeemable concert tickets, omg. 😭😭
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Walahi I could never speak up in public transport. Nipitishe tu ni sawa.😭😭
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Mwili ngumu kama jesma 007.
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Fit :✅️
Colgate:✅️
Lipgloss:✅️
Masks:✅️
Kofia:✅️
Sunscreen:✅️
Maji:✅️
Firimbi:✅️
Mbio: (tashwishi kidogo😔)
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Tectonic plates are even sliding onto one another, getting way more action than me.
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Bro's name is methusela.😭😭
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Walahi I can't sext/flirt for shit....I be in those dms like "Wewe wacha.🤭"
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I need millennials to shut the fuck up about Gen Zs.
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Paint and sip wah kwani mnapractice beforehand?? There's no reason why your painting is that good, Van Ngotha.
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Lemme perfect my chapo skills so that my kids don't tweet such.
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You could literally kidnap me w stupid jokes I'm easy to amuse.😭
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Sasa wewe mwenye uliniibia simu si atleast you tell me what day of my cycle I'm at on the flo app?😔
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Using "My partner " is so sneaky I love it. Omg, it could be a boy, a girl, a twink, an alien, a married man an older woman it could be anything.
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Your beard isn't growing bc you are a WICKED MAN.🫵🏼
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As a petite girlie I WILL misuse the privilege of wearing little to no clothes.🫶🏽
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Sakaja is busy mewing and we're literally drowning. 😭😭
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Introvert math is walking slowly behind a person yk so that you don't catch up w them and get forced to greet them.
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See how I've not been touched in months??Very classy, very cutesy, demure to say the least.
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Wdym "weuh" I'll smack you through the phone ebu type vizuri nkt.
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Kwani amevaa curtain ya mlango ya local😔😭
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2027 nipate kwenye kura at 4am...siezi nunua chapo beans at 100 bob tena.
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Kenyans when they encounter a rubis gas station at night.
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If you got an iPhone and you're not creating content fuck you fr.
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Me watching y'all experience maternal and paternal affection.
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"Grandma tell us of those times when bread was 50bob."
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Those who cannot afford bread let them eat kangumu.
–Riggy Antoinette, 2024.
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Cheaters have the most comical names....wtf is a Bifwoli.
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I need life to feel how it felt when Jidenna's Boomerang came out.😔
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Me thinks that some of these girls use that rage bait to get engagement. They know it pisses the TA off so they purposely put out such content and you guys eat it up EVERY TIME.
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Some of these pics do NOT look like album covers.😐🧍🏽♀️
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Man humour: HAHAHAHAHAHA PEDOPHILIA AND RAPE HAHAHA.
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Nashindwa kuelewa masomo na bado unataka nikuwe understanding girlfriend????🧍🏽♀️
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Omg Ronoh literally gets hate for anything it breaks my heart everyday. 😔
Congrats girlie, you are seen and loved.💐🥹
Nothing more powerful than a mind that has decided it wants change
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No babe,you will NOT leave with that strange looking man you just met.🫵🏼
We leave together.
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Uni life:
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Keith's PR team better be good (if he has one) bc how are you a;
○ Transphobe
○ Fatphobe
○ Misogynist
All at once??
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You ever look at a couple and think, "ik y'alls sex goes hard."
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I will watch that film you recommended until the end bc I care about your interests. You are seen to me.
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Avoid using twitter lingo on your friends who are not on twitter. 😭
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San sanananana San sananana jajari jari jari jari pawan.🙂↕️
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Nimekumbuka this weekend tukilewa na USIU baddies wenye hawakunywi cheap liquor( Best, KC, nyagz)they deadass left the party midway lmaooo.🤣
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Locket yangu haina "MOMBASA TERMINUS" hadi moja hebu muimprove you persons of poverty sijapenda.🤣😭
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I'm ngl "I want you to be a good girl for me." Inadonjo.
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Next year: Blankets and wine....I will be there.🧍🏽♀️
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One thing about Stacy Thiru is that she WILL SLAY that wig. Like?!?!
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Fake idgafer you refused to do conrows bc you said your head is shaped like a mango.😔🫵🏼
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"You're not on anyone's twitter interaction circle.😔"
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"Put your faces on the revolution."
Put your faces on the revolution. Raise your clenched fist against bad governance and corruption.
Quote with your freedom photo
#RutoMustGo
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Noma a.k.a FATSO bully wa mtaa.🗣🗣
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I'm tryna be pantyless in this dress but this WAP won't let me.😔
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I honestly don't know why I told that street kid "Hadi mimi niko njaa" after he asked for money. Yes it's me....I'm the problem. 😭😭
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Me in a village in Africa watching Nicki and Latto beef on my tl.
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Don't overlook that crazy gum to teeth ratio.😐
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Oh, she loves deeply. I need her to find someone like her.🥹
Unrequited love<<<
"I left your loser ass thrice " pombe imefry akili nini
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First date idea: take me to maasai market and let me pick jewellery 💕
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I wouldn't want my lover to have the same music taste as mine (individuality complex🗿) I'd love to discover new artists through them.
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Wah.
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Me listening to my mom unpack the world coin conspiracy theory, knowing very well that orb scanned my eye.
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That 5'6 female in her identity crisis arc w nose Piercings, an anxious attachment style and a spine tattoo will infact save you.
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"You better not be a pink cunty police station when I get there"
Me:
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All Fat ass girlies who haven't done the surround sound challenge....your ass will SHRINK.😠🧍🏽♀️
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You wanna find real yappers?? Join that Qwani WhatsApp group.
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Emotionally available sneaky links deserve everything.🥺
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Your bestie can be friends w other people and I hope you know that it's OK.🫶🏽
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Quoted for everyone to see. PERIDA CENTER IN DUBOIS IS CHEAPER.
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Reminds me of how my mom noticed my septum and said, "Kinya kwani we ni rezbian??"😭
MY MOM HAS SEEN MY BACK TATTOO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Mniombe please 😭🙇🏽♀️
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Fake idgafer i saw you checking for notifications in the archives.🫵🏼
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