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Heaven is upon the earth if U choose to see it x

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@okaylourdes
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are u not meant to be sick mrs xxx
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best places in glasgow to get a BBL ? xxx
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Scottish government wants drug possession to be legal
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Me after half a dragon soop
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Shame she’s a literal terf
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Helena Bonham Carter at Vivienne Westwood’s memorial service in London
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@robbiekimpton @ant_917 it’s a wee joke mrs,, come on !
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pints are a dangerous thing for a girl like me to have, but i have them
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That guy jumping through fire on Buchanan street honestly needs to give it up like no one gives a fuck
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This is what drinking soda water & lime feels like
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2:30pm on a Monday vibes
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Me after 2 days of being onit
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i believe in miley cyrus and her dead petz supremacy
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This is what every fagfisher and queer (adjacent) man in Glasgow thinks he’s giving
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Her ❤️
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The inventor of Pink Lady apples needs her ass ate…even the name Pink Lady is Glamour, decadence and sexy
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Going to a vigil and taking photos is fucking weird btw
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after 2 mins on the polo dancefloor
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Okay…now put him in jail…
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Cristiano Ronaldo has played his final World Cup match. #FIFAWorldCup
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sitting in the staff room with 2 men
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As hard as being trans is I’m glad I’m not fucking basic
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Really need this energy but the mango is a banana and the ocean is the pond at Kelvingrove
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Very Glasgow 2023
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Also The government has it all wrong trans people aren’t the problem…. It’s polyamorous people x
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........right.
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Strathmore bottled water has to be the least cunt out of all the bottle water
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Bitches be like 🚨SUBLET🚨 avail from 4.30pm - 5.15pm whilst I go Lidl, £700 not incl. bills x
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yummy packed lunch vibes
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It should be impossible to serve cunt whilst carrying £67 worth of Chinese food down woodlands road.. but I have done it
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Me at the afters doing my set on the Spotify decks
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how i feel after queuing 2 songs back to back that transition perfectly
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close the clubs again cba xxx
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ima need a bad motherfucker like me
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also Glasgow
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If you’ve been to an afters in NYC you got more endurance than the marines
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A cigarette x
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what would have to be on the other side for you to cross this?
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very much me still working a £9 p/h hospitality job energy
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Black coffee for breakfast
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Got called ma’am on the phone which is a big win for a woman with the voice of Alan carr
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Not me this went double platinum in my AirPods
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need my bimini bon back blown out X
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lol.
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@Ouch_Charlieeee
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Can I get a 2015 vs 2020 thread 😂 let me see how y’all was looking 5 years ago 👀
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The Okaylourdes effect
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charli xcx show tomorrow
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Also she always has that look of smelling like mothballs, cat piss, stale red wine, fags and dark chocolate (derogatory) all at once
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A girl without the voice of a gay man is like an angel without wings or whatever that saying is
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This outfit is giving me at 8am at the afters performing a stand up routine for everyone
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Anyways irdgaf 💋
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men with girlfriends who don’t like other girls ig pictures are so important to society
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in my transgender era <3
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i was raised a mormon but now i’m raising a glass of champagne
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dels is going to need another revamp considering i blew the roof off the place last night with my rendition of judas xx
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a 🦌 in caught in head💡 By @/spit.ting on instagram
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Can’t believe I’m going to Australia with 2 tucking pants, a belt, a crochet hat and £32.17
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obsessed with this moschino clip bag look
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and we’ve been depressed since x
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Lol @ my work continually being transphobic to me the past month and then asking if I want to be part of an upcoming portrait series because my story matters ?????
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Me walking into murrayfield tomorrow with no ticket but a shift in the vip section instead
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ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚ ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ ‧₊˚ ♡ Pretty in the face like Caitlyn, but a bitch runnin game like Bruce
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Falling down Berkeley suite stairs is embarrassing and humbling enough but there’s a certain added va va voom when you do it in a blonde scraggly synthetic wig
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Having red hair is so cunty, like Rihanna was right… I am the only girl in the world ❤️
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Some of these dinner plates are not story worthy
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I’m on jury duty with the most boring bland cunts ever like ??? Why is it not 14 other really gorgeous sexy and fun individuals..
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an unedited two hour conversation with your friend is not a podcast… i refuse to call this a podcast any more… it is eavesdropping and it is very boring
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this deserves an oscar
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It’s always a cunt with no lips that has the most to say
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Sent someone n*des last night and they replied ‘💧🌈🦄’ so I might actually be forced to kill myself
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Before the plane takes off (in case something bad happens and I die) I want everyone to know I died with a really tight snatch
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Giving Oppenheimer
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day 2 of Cock26 and i’ve sucked off a total of 0 delegates :( hoping day 3 is better X
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Moving to Southside this month
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Not me calling the jurors room ‘backstage’ but also kinda tea
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When the world needed her most.. she vanished
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remembering when we can’t stop came out and i put ‘everyone in line in the bathroom, tryna get a line in the bathroom’ in my insta bio...at 13 years old...
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Men asking me to top them
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day 4 of isolation x
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and i know they love me
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this truly was gospel.
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Genuinely nothing tops the feeling of being cosy
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Travelling anywhere outside of Glasgow makes you realise that Glasgow is in fact the pits of fucking hell
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Can’t stop thinking about Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft…that is fucking MOTHER
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Oh veryyy her today
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I’m sorry but how hard is it for the sauce to be put in the bag for a McDonalds ubereats ???
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💋⭐️💘❤️‍🔥😋👑👼🏻 #NewProfilePic
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International Women’s Day 🤭
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I’m more concerned your fucking gran is there tbh
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My mum, my gran and my aunties went to bongos bingo and Samuel L Jackson is there?? Is that real? I knew he was in Glasgow but why of all things he went to bongos bingo in SWG3??
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there’s seriously no chicness or glamour in showing up late
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Lana Del Rey was escorted off stage by security at Glastonbury Festival due to her set being cut off after showing up late.
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One thing about me is that I absolutely love a sweet treat
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TAAHLIAH playing here when ?
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Eurovision has sent this city round the bend. Why is there a DJ at the Co-Op on Lark Lane lol
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bring your daddy and your trade, if you wanna be my play thing !
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