Ojasvi🐈
@ojasvikhurana
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i travel and i shitpost | Sometimes i write as well! https://t.co/WwndpFgFs1 | Collabs:DM
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Joined November 2017
I went to Vietnam🇻🇳 for 15 days on a group trip & spent ~65k INR. Here is the cost breakdown 👇.
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Talked to so many “well-educated” people around me and no one really cares about voting. The easiest excuse is that they don’t have the voter id in the city they now live in. LOL. It took me legit 5 minutes to apply for city change online and the updated id got delivered in 10.
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@khalcheesy Gets good home cooked food and don’t even have to deal with the guy. Its a win win situation.
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Leg day is the only day when men tell me to spread my legs and i do it obediently :”).
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Foreigners take gap year to travel, we take it to crack IIT xD.
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a photo that gives main character energy:.
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Didn’t wash my face for a week and my skin is glowing and clear. Now ik the secret behind most of the guys clear glowy skin🫣.
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Hiked with this indian dude for 2 hours and he didn’t drink a single drop of water. No wonder he is from Rajasthan :P.
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I feel the only reason behind this is that we are privileged enough to not care about what’s happening in our country.
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Met an israeli woman in tech who jokingly said she likes indians because they can give us work they don’t want to do 🥲.
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Pyaar na sahi, ghar hi mil jaye 🫣🤞🏼.Help your girl out!!! 🥹
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Weekend well spent climbing Kumara Parvatha, Karnataka’s toughest trek. ⛰️
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Started studying cyber security, got bored and ended up stalking ppl :').
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Moved to blr 🫡 Now i just need to find a sugar daddy to survive here🫠.
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My pomodoro technique: Code for 5 minutes, regret being an engineer for next 25 minutes 😣.
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It is so fuckin easy to find ppl to hangout with, chill, fuck around in blr but so difficult to find good emotional connections that will last.
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Whoever said that we should start our day with a physical activity was talking about morning sex and we all started going for morning walks like an idiot.
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My biggest flex in summers is that I can sleep peacefully without the AC on!.
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Kitna bhi solo travel karlo, jab raat me driver galat rasta leta h toh fat ti toh h.
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I always related Thailand to beaches, parties and massages of course 🏖️🍾💆🏻♀️. But North Thailand is so much more than that!.Beautiful, calm, less touristy and relatively cheaper. These were my expenses (excluding flights) for 9 days in North Thailand!. Food: 6k INR.Stay: 6k INR
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Morning me gym, evening me running. Yoga on weekends. Now i just need to squeeze in swimming somewhere to have a 10/10 mental health.
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A random guy on road told me to wear full clothes. Even strangers know i catch cold easily 😔.
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I drink so that i can tell ppl truth and blame it on alcohol!.
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I have huge respect for ppl who travel to Gurgaon from Delhi everyday by metro 😭.
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This woman is playing Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai in loud volume in my dorm in Georgia at 8am in the morning. I am not a violent person but right now i feel violence inside me.
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A part of me wants to go back to delhi where there is no pressure to learn a new language or where i dont feel like an outsider. And i could live in residential areas instead of living amidst these huge buildings surrounded by roads where one can’t even walk.
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Kabhi kabhi khud ki baate sunn kar khud se hi pyaar ho jata h! <3.
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Been going to office, gym and flat hunting for past one week and spending my weekend doing the pending chores, feeling kinda proud of that girl who never lived away from her family and friends before :P.
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Itni loner hu ki rapido wale bhaiyaa ko hi hug krleti hu :”).
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Bois be having red portfolios and asking girls to get fully invested in them. 💁🏻♀️.
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Mirror selfie wrapped’24 :P
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My dream bf -.- emotionally available.- tells random facts abt random things.- health freak.- independent.- lives a disciplined life.- funny.- open minded.- not a racist, sexist.- adventurous .- loves to travel.- talks more than me atleast.- good listener.- determined.- mature.
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First base is sex, second base is hanging out in public, third base is going on a trip together and fourth base is fighting your commitment and trust issues for them🤡.
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“Jeb me sikke rakh le varna udd jaegi” . This was probably one of the funniest body shaming comments i received over the years. I have been a skinny kid for as long as i remember. Relatives and so called friends kept commenting about how i look because of being underweight, made
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So i was walking home alone at night and these two guys from the other side of the road shouted “looking pretty” and shouted back “fuck off” .This is MY FIRST TIME where I answered back a creep and it gave me so much adrenaline🥰.
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My parents making the uber driver wait. How do i tell them ki uber rating bumble match waaste zaruri hounde!.
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Travelling the world has always been my dream and sharing it with loved ones makes it more special♥️. Took my parents on their first international trip to Dubai. My mom told me that she can’t even say that i made her dream come true because never really thought in her dreams that
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I don’t wanna go back to blr but i also don’t want to stay in delhi :”).
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How the fuck it is so easy for some people to socialize while i suck at it!.
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Fixing your sleep cycle is far more difficult than trying to fix a guy with red flags😪.
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The orgasm delhi people get by riding the metro after so long >>>> riding on someone.
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One year of moving to Blr❤️one year of living the life i wished for🤲🏻. So grateful for all the experiences and all the wonderful people i met here🦩
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Generational wealth toh nahi mili but self respect bhot zyada mil gayi, can’t even be a gold digger :(.
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I am turning into that person who can skip parties just to sleep on time🫣.
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Life would be so much easier if I had no romantic expectations from it! 😮💨.
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Moye moye is the second most fucking annoying genz slang i ever heard. Delulu solulu still remains the first. Ugh.
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I just want to go back to the time when I used to wake up early, go to gym and look forward to my day🥱.
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This guy said “If Nirma powder and Ujjala had a daughter” and now i cant stop thinking about it 🤣
I spent 6 hours today sitting in a salon and the results were worth every minute and every penny 🥰 .Be ready to see my new hair color while it lasts 🥰.
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When Guru Randhawa said 'Tennu suit suit krda', maybe he was referring to a suitcase🧳.
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Did Snorkelling and Scuba Diving for the first time in my life and it's a whole new world down there, much more peaceful and serene! 🤿🌊🪸🐠. When people say going down gives pleasure, they surely mean going under water 🫡💦
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One day I ll prob lose all my long distance friends due to my bad texting skills and laziness to talk on phone :”).
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Told this guy I like flowers and he fuckin made me look like a 🌸.
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Being single is okay until you realise you can only have cuddles with a pillow!.
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Friendships which stay the same even when you don't stay in touch >>>.
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I was singing ABCDEFG and my 4yo niece corrected me saying its ABCDEFU and your mommy and your job 😭.
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I am officially that adult now who only has a life on weekends. :).
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Just want a night out and watch stars. Probably need to leave Delhi first for this to happen :').
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Achievement of the day: Went to an indian wedding function and got complimented instead of getting bodyshamed! 🥹.
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Being 23 means you don’t have that much energy that you can go out to a club to party or travel far but you have enough energy that you cant just sit at home :”).
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