Guess who managed to shake off two I doses of sedative within 10 seconds of getting to the vet, break her carrier, refuse adamantly to get vaccinated, and be called ‘in the top ten’ of worst behaved cats they’ve ever seen:
@TheAudiVis
Pls. I beg all of you. Google “rooting newborn.” It has nothing to do with the food we eat and this baby doesn’t need to be taken to Professor X. She just needs to be fed.
@tinnkky
I dead ass have been thinking about this for days. Like the only time she was allowed to be innocent and truly a child was when she wasn't working, while on a movie set. That makes me so sad 😭
@_sydney_chanel_
How do you “claim” a child is 14?! Not for fuckin nothing but one of the most racist and violent acts towards Black children is the posing of them as older than they actually are which denies them the same protections that any other minor is entitled to.
@lexiskywalker
@ItsZaeOk
THEY LITERALLY COULD HAVE NAMED HER CARLIE and that would have honored both dads shoe they were closer to ANYWAY and been a real fucking name. Stephanie Meyer will never see heaven for Renesmee.
@smoke_nd_pearlz
Not allowing patients to move from their back can lead to poor delivery outcomes & need for emergency C-sections, which are more $$$ for insurance billing and the hospital (not knocking intentional c-sections whatsoever but if you’re not emotionally prepped it’s a lot)
@SamanthaLeighMc
@RainieToll
They *could* have poked fun at the coverage and engagement. But that involves not punching down, and being able to be funny without punching down actually takes talent and a desire to not take the low hanging fruit
@thecityofjules
This is what New Yorkers would tell other New Yorkers over the phone to let them know they’ve been kidnapped and are actively in danger.
@meaghancates
Will only eat her food if a) the cat is asleep 2) but only asleep in a place she can see from her bowl c) & only if you’re standing over her watching her eat d) but sometimes no, she wants to eat alone e) & won’t be consistent about any of these rules & shuffles them at will 🥲
@cherriesandgin
@semispeaking
Ok THIS. I never understood my coworkers doing full activities before coming in to work. If I have work at 3 I would quite literally do nothing until 2. Now I know it’s bc my brain is soup 😅
@SydneyBattle
I mean I get it. If we just became besties two years ago and all of a sudden a baby just rolls out of you I too would flee bc what are we meant to do now?!
@adrierising
super degrading to *checks notes* feed poor college students a fresh, hot meal bc you’re pretty sure they aren’t eating well and could probably benefit from home cooked food. Yes. Very Embarrassing™️
This is Moose. He has very big eyes. They are the result of a rare and painless ocular condition. Doesn't seem to mind it. Makes his puppy dog face even more powerful. 13/10
@WrittenByHanna
The running. Tryna tell these girls; leave the football players alone. Baseball boys can play forever no CTE and they be triple cheeked up
@GaiasOpulence
@50sixnights
@Jani__Gee
I got my front two teeth bonded before my wedding bc of some spreading from not wearing my retainer and an oral appliance for sleep apnea (not nearly as elaborate as this, just in addition to some cavities being filled). I’m so glad I did. Before and after!!
@RobynDMarley_
@AnniAless
@evelynvwoodsen
I need to know what he said to the side to make her think she could disrespect his wife like this. Then I need to know why she decided to do it!
@queenveej
“I tried to teach her manners” felt VERY racist to me. Somebody needed to teach them manners bc for no reason do you speak to somebody’s child like that!
@brownandbella
Dawg. They had wires INNA watches???? My lord. I don’t even want to know what kind of activity you have to be up to to have your watches wired 😭
@justxhenry
@thekrissychula
I love to see real, healed adults being able to reunite again. It’s not for everyone and it doesn’t always happen. But it makes me happy to see it like this.
@SupernovaMomma
Someone thought I was out of pocket for suggesting that K*rry W*shinton’s parents should have discussed her parentage throughout her life in age appropriate ways instead of her learning when she’s good and grown 🙃
@mrslainebradley
“They wake up when they are ready” almost had me jumping out of my chair bc YES. Nobody is ready to learn before the sun is up. Nobody.
@ElitatheLibra
She should have been seeing a doctor every 24 hours as required by law! They would have seen how dilated she was and kept her in the infirmary or at least a more accessible cell. This is actually state sanctioned torture. Good lord.
@itsKARY_
He minus whale not have said anything. Russy came in with a Bible verse AND showed his work. Meanwhile Nayvadius circled the wrong answer and kept it pushing 😭
@TheKitchenista
That’s like if I hired you to cater a dinner for me and you said “All of the vegetables need to be pre cut/diced/julienned, meat pre seasoned and pasta fully cooked. Otherwise I’m raising my fee.” Like???? What am I paying for then? Assembly???
@essyprive
See and people are saying “Idk why they should have been fired” meanwhile they were out here not doing their jobs well ANYWAY! I’m sorry they ruined the end of your pregnancy and the beginning of new motherhood. You didnt deserve that.
@AmeriKraut
I will absolutely arrive in my nicest brunch bewt and scream when my nephew Gavin’s name is called even though they said to hold the applause for the end🤷🏾♀️
@bulkslabhead
Most every Starbucks has their tables and chairs stacked up and put away bc a deadly virus is killing people every day so???? This is rattling my brain right now I cannot comprehend it
@prek_teach
No now I’m crying, the fact that lil babe insisted on you being shown this accomplishment for the first time says so much about you as a teacher 😭
@monicaheisey
My dog, before she got hip to the scam, used to get her allergy pill in a little bit of her food on a spoon and my fiancé would get on his knees and ask her “Is this to your liking, ma’am?”after she ate it😭
@AlisonLeiby
He thinks he’s my dad and also my supervisor. He will “clean” our fingers and toes because we are silly babies that can’t do it ourselves but also if we haven’t fed him we are nagged until the task is completed.
@nu_mindframe
My god. I cannot even imagine the level torture you have to endure to take 3+ years of exposure therapy to heal from. I hope he’s under a prison somewhere.
@thelweiss
@milkkarten
As a social media manager this is a slam dunk opportunity. The ROI just from this woman saying “yeah my car caught fire yesterday but my Stanley still kept my water cold” and this response from the president is going to be absolutely nuts.