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doula. my momma never taught me how to play spades so that’s why I am the way I am. she/her. ✡️♌️ 🏳️🌈.✨ my thoughts are my own✨
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I just....I love being black so much. I love myself. I love black women. I love our strength and beauty and our magic.
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You know what? I respect the commitment to demanding attention.
This is Kevin. He puts his frisbee in the way so his human is forced to throw it for him. 14/10 downright genius tactics
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Gotta tip my hat to a G when I see one I fear
Guess who managed to shake off two I doses of sedative within 10 seconds of getting to the vet, break her carrier, refuse adamantly to get vaccinated, and be called ‘in the top ten’ of worst behaved cats they’ve ever seen:
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@madamenamio
What’s your CashApp so I can send you coffee money for tomorrow! Bc I stan lmao
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@earthlykisssed
He went from full New Yorker to “🥹Talk about my baby??? Why didn’t you lead with that omg yes🥹🥹”
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@zedonarrival
Like there’s literal quantifiable data and everything 😭😭😭one or two would be a coincidence but this man has a SYSTEM
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@nicspalate1
Whatever is in Megan’s knees she got in her wrists!! Either that or sorcery bc babyyyyyy!!!
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@madamenamio
If y’all are compelled to uplift this queen and cover her coffee the rest of the week her cash tag is $madamenamio
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@Glamazon1026
And sure did snatch them looks back from beyond Glory when he started acting up
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@SomaKazima
There is a Chinese person at her daycare/school that don’t play about that lil girl😭
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@SpkrShutUp
@iCoerceTv
@asianting_
imma keep it real with ya…I’m not even sure I would tell God about this story let alone a therapist 😭
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@thecindynoir
You have to be a psychic, a psychologist, graphic designer and a magician to get a job today. Truth is I’m tired.
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@jewish_biroace
I might have laughed at “Auschwitz did not give out merch” bc my god why did that need to be said 😭
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@djordxc
No bc I gave birth to them both and it’s Anti-Black that I can’t claim them on my taxes.
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@TheAudiVis
Pls. I beg all of you. Google “rooting newborn.” It has nothing to do with the food we eat and this baby doesn’t need to be taken to Professor X. She just needs to be fed.
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@SomaKazima
Somebody said gorillas, orangutans etc want to talk so badly but they dont want to have to pay taxes and I just 😭😭😭
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@styIysh
You know she only leaves the house every 6 months 😭Mess means it was worth it lmaoooo
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@_kathytu
My dog would have literally stared at me with her one functioning brain cell and done absolutely nothing. Head empty, just vibes.
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@tinnkky
I dead ass have been thinking about this for days. Like the only time she was allowed to be innocent and truly a child was when she wasn't working, while on a movie set. That makes me so sad 😭
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@ScottieBeam
Like she was a dog 😪every single thing I’ve learned about her recently has just broken my heart over and over
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@_sydney_chanel_
How do you “claim” a child is 14?! Not for fuckin nothing but one of the most racist and violent acts towards Black children is the posing of them as older than they actually are which denies them the same protections that any other minor is entitled to.
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@thedigitaldash_
I feel bad for that surgeon! The pressure to make them identical would stress me out so badly lmao
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@seeyatia
@_mariahxoxox
I cannot even imagine watching my mom like this on TV. Wishing all of y’all healing and peace
@_mariahxoxox
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@lexiskywalker
@ItsZaeOk
THEY LITERALLY COULD HAVE NAMED HER CARLIE and that would have honored both dads shoe they were closer to ANYWAY and been a real fucking name. Stephanie Meyer will never see heaven for Renesmee.
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@smoke_nd_pearlz
Not allowing patients to move from their back can lead to poor delivery outcomes & need for emergency C-sections, which are more $$$ for insurance billing and the hospital (not knocking intentional c-sections whatsoever but if you’re not emotionally prepped it’s a lot)
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@SamanthaLeighMc
@RainieToll
They *could* have poked fun at the coverage and engagement. But that involves not punching down, and being able to be funny without punching down actually takes talent and a desire to not take the low hanging fruit
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@thecityofjules
This is what New Yorkers would tell other New Yorkers over the phone to let them know they’ve been kidnapped and are actively in danger.
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@meaghancates
Will only eat her food if a) the cat is asleep 2) but only asleep in a place she can see from her bowl c) & only if you’re standing over her watching her eat d) but sometimes no, she wants to eat alone e) & won’t be consistent about any of these rules & shuffles them at will 🥲
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@cherriesandgin
@semispeaking
Ok THIS. I never understood my coworkers doing full activities before coming in to work. If I have work at 3 I would quite literally do nothing until 2. Now I know it’s bc my brain is soup 😅
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@offbeatorbit
me personally I assume conservative until proven otherwise so I have zero shock here
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@SydneyBattle
I mean I get it. If we just became besties two years ago and all of a sudden a baby just rolls out of you I too would flee bc what are we meant to do now?!
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@adrierising
super degrading to *checks notes* feed poor college students a fresh, hot meal bc you’re pretty sure they aren’t eating well and could probably benefit from home cooked food. Yes. Very Embarrassing™️
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THE LAST PHOTO HELP😭😭😭😭
This is Moose. He has very big eyes. They are the result of a rare and painless ocular condition. Doesn't seem to mind it. Makes his puppy dog face even more powerful. 13/10
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@WrittenByHanna
This all feels just two side steps away from “Really what was wrong with a whites only counter?” And I think it’s time we call it out
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@offbeatorbit
The cocktail of pharmaceuticals I’d be on to obliterate this knowledge from my brain if I was her…
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@BaileyUnspoken
@Habibakatsha
Yeah his Wikipedia page is fuuuuulll of blue links in the “early life” section 😬
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@dianelyssa
I’m gonna feel a way if after my body has done all this work to bring a person to this earthly plane and they look like their daddy 😭
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@WrittenByHanna
The running. Tryna tell these girls; leave the football players alone. Baseball boys can play forever no CTE and they be triple cheeked up
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@GaiasOpulence
@50sixnights
@Jani__Gee
I got my front two teeth bonded before my wedding bc of some spreading from not wearing my retainer and an oral appliance for sleep apnea (not nearly as elaborate as this, just in addition to some cavities being filled). I’m so glad I did. Before and after!!
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@RobynDMarley_
@AnniAless
@evelynvwoodsen
I need to know what he said to the side to make her think she could disrespect his wife like this. Then I need to know why she decided to do it!
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@queenveej
“I tried to teach her manners” felt VERY racist to me. Somebody needed to teach them manners bc for no reason do you speak to somebody’s child like that!
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@angryblkhoemo
@MyHandsRatedE
I just do not have the scammer spirit. The anxiety of knowing people are mad at me would keep me awake for weeks.
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@DSW103
Poo particles all in the air and they eating home cooked food for clout. No thank you!
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@brownandbella
Dawg. They had wires INNA watches???? My lord. I don’t even want to know what kind of activity you have to be up to to have your watches wired 😭
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@theashleyray
Say it again!!! The only sin that show ever committed was not making Haley/Andy endgame.
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@TheTitanBaddie
Cause chile one thing about auntie is you will NEVER see them knees not covered by a bewt
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@justxhenry
@thekrissychula
I love to see real, healed adults being able to reunite again. It’s not for everyone and it doesn’t always happen. But it makes me happy to see it like this.
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@SupernovaMomma
Someone thought I was out of pocket for suggesting that K*rry W*shinton’s parents should have discussed her parentage throughout her life in age appropriate ways instead of her learning when she’s good and grown 🙃
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@jiggyjayy2
It took me a second to realize they are two different photos my lord. Give casting, costume and hair & makeup their things!!!
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@mrslainebradley
“They wake up when they are ready” almost had me jumping out of my chair bc YES. Nobody is ready to learn before the sun is up. Nobody.
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@ElitatheLibra
She should have been seeing a doctor every 24 hours as required by law! They would have seen how dilated she was and kept her in the infirmary or at least a more accessible cell. This is actually state sanctioned torture. Good lord.
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@itsKARY_
He minus whale not have said anything. Russy came in with a Bible verse AND showed his work. Meanwhile Nayvadius circled the wrong answer and kept it pushing 😭
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@FOX13Memphis
Remember in Spy Kids when ol dude would mash up a clay version of somebody’s face before turning them into a Foogly?
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@TheKitchenista
That’s like if I hired you to cater a dinner for me and you said “All of the vegetables need to be pre cut/diced/julienned, meat pre seasoned and pasta fully cooked. Otherwise I’m raising my fee.” Like???? What am I paying for then? Assembly???
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@essyprive
See and people are saying “Idk why they should have been fired” meanwhile they were out here not doing their jobs well ANYWAY! I’m sorry they ruined the end of your pregnancy and the beginning of new motherhood. You didnt deserve that.
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@AmeriKraut
I will absolutely arrive in my nicest brunch bewt and scream when my nephew Gavin’s name is called even though they said to hold the applause for the end🤷🏾♀️
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@OkSoMik
This is a cover for some shit bc they keep trying to catch him and he knows his rights.
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@bulkslabhead
Most every Starbucks has their tables and chairs stacked up and put away bc a deadly virus is killing people every day so???? This is rattling my brain right now I cannot comprehend it
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@AmeriKraut
I sweater god I can hear the “AHT AHT now what did I tell you about playing on this balcony?”
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@timeforjaya
My toxic trait is not understanding how people can’t cook from scratch lmao it’s just following instructions?
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@prek_teach
No now I’m crying, the fact that lil babe insisted on you being shown this accomplishment for the first time says so much about you as a teacher 😭
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@BtSquared2
Interactions with other kids is how kids learn boundaries and how to be nice to others and do regular things….these poor babies😭
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keanu reeves as an asthmatic: keanu wheeze
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@MissZindzi
Lowkey I’m wondering if I might have and I just forgot because mans was everywhere 😭
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@monicaheisey
My dog, before she got hip to the scam, used to get her allergy pill in a little bit of her food on a spoon and my fiancé would get on his knees and ask her “Is this to your liking, ma’am?”after she ate it😭
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@AlisonLeiby
He thinks he’s my dad and also my supervisor. He will “clean” our fingers and toes because we are silly babies that can’t do it ourselves but also if we haven’t fed him we are nagged until the task is completed.
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@nu_mindframe
My god. I cannot even imagine the level torture you have to endure to take 3+ years of exposure therapy to heal from. I hope he’s under a prison somewhere.
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@amber_alert1432
@heyyitsjanea
Jesus Montez Christ this is the WORST thing I have ever heard😭
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@thelweiss
@milkkarten
As a social media manager this is a slam dunk opportunity. The ROI just from this woman saying “yeah my car caught fire yesterday but my Stanley still kept my water cold” and this response from the president is going to be absolutely nuts.
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