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@ohiohag

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@ohiohag
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to someone like me, insane clown posse is just posse
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@ohiohag
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two more hot dogs
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You can only add two things.
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sending support to my friends who love math rock, I know 4/4 is a hard day for you
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@superloafcat @bimbomarxistt I don’t get how a doctor can just be like “I’m not giving you the meds you need anymore and don’t ask” ?????? this has to be malpractice
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@ohiohag
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3 years
tiktok has made me a Harry styles fan your tour videos of that cheeky little man have made me love him
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@ohiohag
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I fucking love Have Heart and hardcore and free Palestine no matter what it takes
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@ohiohag
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3 years
another year on the night shift ❤️‍🔥📼 god is a woman her name is @lucydacus
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@ohiohag
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2 years
put Kim kardashian on a clopen and see how long she lasts
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@ohiohag
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9 months
this person is an astrologer not a physician taking birth control long term is not dangerous and there’s no scientific evidence that shows the pill can cause infertility or long term side effects some people can have adverse reactions like w anything but it’s not a bad med
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birth control really truly fucks you up in the end
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@ohiohag
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2 years
if I saw baby yoda in person I’d hit him with my car while screaming like I saw a spider
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@ohiohag
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1 month
lmaoooo matched on tinder w the restaurant manager of the Michelin star place im eating tonight and apparently not paying for tonight either
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@ohiohag
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3 years
@teaxtarot I just feel bad for libras lol
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@ohiohag
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3 years
today’s the day I wonder how it was
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@ohiohag
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6 months
Creed if they were from Michigan: can you take me to meijer
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@ohiohag
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2 years
@ninevoltheart imagine being 29 and posting this
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@ohiohag
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2 years
mathcore wendys is a better deal because you get 5 for 4
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what if we…. kissed outside the emo wendys? @Wendys
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@ohiohag
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3 years
@_toridivine @teaxtarot I should’ve specified libra men, libra women are hot and I’ve always been friends with them but libra men act like they’re still under their mother’s wing and face no consequences
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@ohiohag
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25 days
if you weren’t at Tied Down for the mystery set you’re not seeing heaven
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@ohiohag
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8 months
she was so real for this
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@ohiohag
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2 years
his symbol isn’t some satanic or mk ultra symbol, it’s literally the brand of a far right / Nazi adjacent group in Finland he is a white supremacist and trump supporter, not some conspiracy
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@ohiohag
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3 years
all the light pink, danish minimalism, kitsch vintage, and brass details🦢
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Can you guys show me your favorite style of interior design, I wanna explore! Reply with pics or inspo doesn’t matter what kind it is
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@ohiohag
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3 years
I’m sorry I can’t be her
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@ohiohag
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1 year
@erinmhk they seem so pressed, like NO I’m the cat SURGEON lmao
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@ohiohag
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2 years
country music really went from songs about birth control and shooting cops and burying abusers in the backyard to Luke Bryan bringing DeSantis out on stage and platforming racist, anti choice, and homophobic and transphobic rhetoric lmao
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@ohiohag
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2 years
@mcuban please add migraine meds ajovy and aimovig!!! They’re $700 with insurance
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@ohiohag
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2 years
edward cullen wouldn’t be able to read my mind not because I’m special like Bella but because I have two braincells and he’d just hear monkeys with cymbals clapping and stomping their monkey paws around in my skull
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@ohiohag
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3 years
my mask looks like this after one day
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@OddHistorian @libbyemmons This mask is like this after one day.
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@ohiohag
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1 year
@punished_cait we’re officially in a black mirror episode it’s not even a joke anymore
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@ohiohag
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7 months
@richardsiken @rainonme1932 Richard siken what do you think about the lack of critical reading comprehension in schools today
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@ohiohag
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2 years
@fr0wns embroidered thongs and booty shorts need to be merch staples
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1 year
finally saw the cure and I’ll never shut up about it
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@ohiohag
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2 years
thankful for the producers who filled this episodes with nathan fielder holding his cats in the air and blowing kisses at them and holding babies and showing us he got a $300 litterbox for his cats when they travel
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@ohiohag
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8 years
being an English major minoring in ethnic studies is actually great because I can never disappoint my parents as much as I already have
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1 year
chrissy said trans rights or else
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@ohiohag
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2 years
this is my culture
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27🤍
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@ohiohag
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2 years
ticketmaster should verify 26 year olds who had mcr tumblr fan accounts first and then let everyone else buy
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2 years
how many rts can he get??
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@ohiohag
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3 years
my fall plans | the Delta Variant
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@ohiohag
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he’s sooooo gorgeous and is feeding me bread rn in a velvet suit I’m going to sob
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@ohiohag
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8 years
You Will Do Better In Toledo Without Trump #ToledoTrumpsHate
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Oh I’m so in
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@ohiohag
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2 years
people are more quick to believe someone is a mk ultra project or fbi false flag than agree we need major gun reform and to address rampant white male violence in society
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@ohiohag
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2 years
oh so being HOMOPHOBIC makes me a HOMOPHOBE? come on man
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Wanting to date a man with the same sexual orientation is me makes me a bigot? Cmon man
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@ohiohag
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3 years
I don’t feel bad at all for businesses shutting down because they don’t have employees because they’re offering $10-12 an hour get fucked
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@ohiohag
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1 year
I’ve never seen a funny fake notes app apology mocking an actual one I’d rather watch Jerry Seinfeld do standup on an infinite loop than one of those again
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@ohiohag
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1 year
do y’all think minions taste more like chicken or pork
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@ohiohag
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3 years
POSERS
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@ohiohag
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2 years
now how do two $30 tickets turn into a total of $83.50 im not good at math but axs and Ticketmaster are even worse holy shit
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@ohiohag
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3 years
@eversincewms I’m serious him skipping around stage flirting with everyone’s signs every night and the threewi thing is so cute? i get it now
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@ohiohag
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3 years
telling everyone “no ethical consumption under capitalism” as I tour with a bunch of rapists so no one can fault me or critique me
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@ohiohag
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1 year
been clean for three years as of yesterday !! the end of 2019/beginning 2020 was one of the darkest times of my life and I can’t believe how so much of my life is now what I imagined it’d always be in just three years
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if you’re 19 and have your age range set to 40+ year old men on a dating site don’t be surprised when one matches with you and wants to talk???? nothing inappropriate happened here baby
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EXCLUSIVE: TikTok user who matched with Matthew Perry on Raya at age 19 speaks out
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@ohiohag
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@ask_aubry @PauldingDan to who??? chronically online teens as of like the past two days on tiktok?? no one above the age of 19 off the app knows this as a fact lmfao
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@ohiohag
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3 years
miss me with any bullshit today, a lot of you chose to believe Eric earlier and not survivors because your friend was the abuser, it’s that simple
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renaming my coochie ‘world’ because it’s what jimmy eats
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@shortcuts2hell they only made two albums and broke up in 2008 though?
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@ohiohag
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the wait for this gorgeous Hayley Campbell book about @neilhimself was worth it. exceedingly joyful right now. http://t.co/kLbdiFLHtd
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@ohiohag
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3 years
what a weird way to say you don’t want to pay people a living wage and are a shitty human
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@ohiohag
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9 months
talk to doctors not a twitter blue astrologer for birth control advice lmao
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@ohiohag
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2 years
@titsay reconnect with things that have brought me joy before. Spend the evening making a meal that brings me joy and sharing it with someone. go on a walk in a park alone listening to music. turn off my notifs for a day or two.
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feeld being down is ruining my weekend
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@ohiohag
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8 months
can’t wait to get ten abortions while stoned hell yeah ohio
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@ohiohag
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2 years
no bc he made some points
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@CaucasianJames I’d give him a McDonald’s sprite and he’d fall right down
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why are the prettiest girls from this country
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@ohiohag
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@jacobjwatson @jonnysun ur mcm says he'd never have loved you at all if he didn't believe you'd be famous one day
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@ohiohag
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2 years
he’s at work leave him alone
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are you KIDDING ME
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just got out of a speeding ticket but got an officers card where he wrote his cell in pen on it and told me “911 doesn’t always work so if I’m ever in the area and need anything call this” at what cost did I avoid the ticket
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2 years
@MsPackyetti the comments on her ig are just perverse. I hope she can find some semblance of peace
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@ohiohag
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8 years
if I'm ever choking and need to throw up the food lodged in my throat, show me Lena Dunham's latest article and I'll immediately regurgitate
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4 months
hair is retoned, bimbo mode is re-activated
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@ohiohag
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2 years
two years ago was the last time I did any controlled substance and I’m now two years sober and my life is better in every possible way and I’m so grateful to be here and be sober
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I want to cry I found this guy on tinder who I recognized and his fb said he’s ENGAGED so I messaged her and she’s absolutely distraught???? I hate men so much!!!
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@ohiohag
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asked him if he had a big shirt I could wear and this is what he handed me tf
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babe wake up Megan fox deleted all photos of mgk
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if the metalcore bands vocalist/guitarist looks like this you're about to die in the pit
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imagine getting bodied by Garfield in the pit
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@ohiohag
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3 years
showing up to the masked orgy in eyes wide shut like this since I didn’t read the dress code
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@ohiohag
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rip to my ex he would’ve loved having likes be private he’s still alive tho
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1 year
what 12 hours of sick new world does to two bad bitches
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@ohiohag
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9 months
being single is actually lovely, I’m alone but I’m not lonely I have so many beautiful friendships I’m pouring back into, I’m playing music and eating whole meals again, saving money because I’m not paying for our dates or my travel anymore, and I plan the best dates for me !
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3 years
okay but look at the cake my mom made for me
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‘don’t dogpile on racists’ is one of the weirdest takes tbh they don’t get dogpiled on enough
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3 years
girlbossed my way into a new hybrid rav4
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1 year
shoutout to all my haters who don’t have the Rivendell Lego set
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6 months
I have been nothing but 5’4” and large chested to you
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5 months
honk honk
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@ohiohag
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7 months
our society is in such disrepair we would have a ceasefire this week if they both tweeted about a ceasefire and Palestine but they aren’t and they won’t
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I'm just gonna say it...
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this is weird becuase most people I know who can’t cook are rich and the people I know who can cook the best food are working class because going out is expensive and using pantry items/what you have is a skill and saves money just say you suck at cooking lol
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3 years
my heart is exploding !!!!
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he told me to get dressed for a date and then took me to a 3D showing of the new dr strange
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3 years
saving your morning caffeine shit for when you clock in is socialism
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3 years
not only am I really cute but I’m 11 months sober today☁️🖤
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@akiraeviI artist is spitblossoms on Etsy !!
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1 year
I’m crying so much rn what the fuc k
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to be loved is to be changed
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