@libsoftiktok This explains why the extended family was small at Thanksgiving.

@elonmusk @nicksortor Reverse Cramer and Pelosi for brokers who will give great returns, but you still need some shady stuff to achieve that.

@elonmusk @gfodor I wouldn't be surprised if some government systems ran on the Logo programming language.

@MSCCruisesUSA Aren't you guys Italian?

@DirtyTesLa Sport mode can get rid of the snow.

@IanJaeger29 She is going to write a song about me.

@bscholl @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @SecDuffy Gerontocratic government: Those kids and their jet are making too much noise.

@teslaownersSV Wow, congratulations!

@BillyM2k Now I am hungry for frog legs.

@WholeMarsBlog The money printer?

@SpaceX @Starlink Top 10 SpaceX boosters by number of flights: Active B1067: 25 B1063: 23 B1071: 23 <-- B1069: 21 B1076: 20 B1077: 17 B1075: 17 B1078: 17 B1080: 15 B1081: 12 Inactive/Lost: B1061: 23 B1062: 23 B1073: 21 B1060: 20 B1058: 19

@WallStreetApes Some low-cost airlines also use stairs because bridges are more expensive.

@GratefulNed_ @elonmusk @sama No one likes Sam.

@ICannot_Enough It's just a mud field.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Those pipeless split AC units are a game changer. 🙃

@WinRAR_RARLAB Don't tell me you lost USAID as a customer.

@SawyerMerritt Totally

@cremieuxrecueil People over 65 are still connected to legacy media.

@WholeMarsBlog Elon Musk doesn't have time to misuse your personal information; he's too busy looking at what I'm doing with my hands while on FSD.

@danielsgoldman @elonmusk @DOGE Who doesn't have an issue telling a judge under oath that Daniel Goldman is a corrupt moron? Raise your hand.🙋‍♂️