My nudes not in profile. You have to buy me dinner first.

'We've been looking everywhere for a haunted location. We even went to Stoke!'

Presumably Spa 2021 still counted as a race, otherwise my answer would have been spot on 😄

Does somebody want to destroy a load of garden rubbish for me? 😄

@marcleigh Ah - it's gone a bit 'dragon khan'? That fits with rumours of being closed for a refurb but weirdly I can't find any solid information...

@TWBFarms @Tesco It's a fair question. Who the hell is buying onions?

@elonmusk Can we do something about the number of Arsenal fans on here? Thank you in advance.

@RnRNationlive @RnRliveRadio 2, though it saddens me to lose Avantasia

@WomenBeingAwful Sometimes, Google is silly.

It's been almost 16 years - and The Best of Times still makes me cry. Having some musical nostalgia...

@The_Forty_Four Took me a while to realise what I was looking at, but EURGH.

RT @Stoke_Davo: Whole of the country getting angry and calling us scum because we booed Aaron Ramsey, we are so back

The Shadow Man Incident was not as exciting as I wanted it to be. The trouble with DT is that you expect every epic to be TCoT or 8vm and it's obviously not going to happen.

@dreamtheaternet Currently, Bend the Clock

@SeanM1997 If Farup or Djurs built something new, that will be annoying.

@jengleruk Got to be a parody.

Ah, it appears this account was targeted by some drunken inbreds during the night. So that's fun.

@beverleyturner I appreciate the worst of the nonsense was caused by the previous Government, but this shower were complicit. I'm amazed they're not trying to sweep this under the rug. Nevertheless, a moment's silence for our fallen friends and family. Oh wait...

Kanye trying to figure out how twitter works is a good bit more entertaining than his music ever was. It saddens me that I know this though...