Vaibhav Vishal
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I write. Gandhi. Shekhar Home. Rana Naidu. Scam 1992. Mumbai Saga. Inside Edge. And then some.
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Because the could-have-been-hugs must be revisited on Father’s Day. 🙂
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Dear Pakistan... Return Wing Commander Abhinandan Varthaman to us. Take our news anchors instead. All of them. Keep them. Do whatever you want to do with them. And please don't send them back to us. EVER.
Please. Pretty please?
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This is so shameful, the way they have totally destroyed Kangana's office. Absolute, absolute carnage! My heart bleeds seeing this injustice. Shame on you, BMC, stooges of the government. Chhi!
Oh, sorry, wrong picture. This is the JNU Library from that night. Sorry sorry. Oops.
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NO, Arnab. That's not correct. Pakistan is doing fine. You are India's migraine. Every single time that you are on TV.
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My dadi lived a full life, so NOT mourning her COVID death. Only, for someone with 9 kids, 23 grandkids, 16 great grandkids, to be finally reduced to a token in a queue of dead bodies, with none of her family around, this utter lack of dignity was jarring and undeserving. Shame!
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I wish Pakistan had won today. This bright bunch of brilliant cricketers deserves more wins. And win they will, in the coming days and days to come.
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I wanted Neeraj Chopra to win, of course, but I didn’t want Arshad Nadeem to lose either. Dono hi ghar ke bachche lag rahe the. Wish they were together at the podium again.
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Uddhav Thackeray has been a phenomenal CM. When people were getting burnt on footpaths in UP, Maharashtra's hospitals had enough beds waiting for the pandemic struck. No rhetoric, no platitudes, no drama. Just sincere and earnest statesmanship. It will be a shame if he is gone.
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Our stupid news anchors can wear all the ill-fitting army fatigues and puke garbage standing next to graphics straight out of '80s soft porn horror films, but the fact remains that strategically, diplomatically and optically, Pakistan has collected all the brownies in this round.
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I cancelled my Sony TV subscription today. I also pelted stones at trains, whacked the shit out of some poor Kashmiri merchants and students, and consumed Baba Ramdev's Divya Putrajeevak medicine to ensure I have a male child as macho as me.
I am SO ready to defeat Pakistan.
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What have they converted my country and my faith into! Chhi.
When Muslim girl arrives at PES College, She's been heckled by several 'students' wearing
#saffronshawls
#KarnatakaHijabRow
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Pakistan is winning the Asia Cup. And with the talent and hunger that they have, possibly also the next World Cup.
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I have said it before and I will say it again.
@manojkjhadu
is a national treasure. Even if this brilliant speech of his wasn’t made extra dramatic with random effects, its impact would have been the same. Take a bow, sir!
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Statue of Unity, the tallest statue in the world, made at a construction cost of INR 2700 crores, is such a wonderful monument that if you stand atop in the viewing gallery right now, you can actually see ALL the lit up funeral pyres of the country.
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FINALLY, Sachin Tendulkar breaks his silence and speaks up on the students’ protests. Great to have such fascinating youth icons around.
@ajinkyarahane88
I like my Vada Pav with red chutney, very little green chutney & some imli chutney to make the combination even better👍
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Why just the vaccination certificates, he should have his pictures on the COVID death certificates as well! Going by the numbers, that’s a huge marketing opportunity right now.
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Dear
@MumbaiMirror
... A new mother losing all her pregnancy weight in just 11 days after the baby’s birth is NOT really a “Model Mama”. Stop setting these idiotic standards for the rest of the womenfolk. Stop being stupid.
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Poonam Pandey’s death was followed by the death of the Indian media. No verifications, no fact checks, no nothing. None of it mattered. She has come back to life today. Can’t say the same about our journalism. :|
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Kashmiri students from Mumbai on my TL... If you are waiting for monies from home, need some urgently, and are unable to connect with your folks, feel free to ping. I'm not super rich, but will do my best to help.
(If you want some home cooked food, stop being greedy.)
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When you can’t decide if you love Amit Shah more or Narendra Modi.
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I’m very sure all three people in this picture are actually Kamal Haasan.
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PV Sindhu congratulating Narendra Modi on her historic win.
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How long are you planning to stretch this incident, Himanta! You have made a cottage industry out of this one story. Ho gaya bhai. Now you work with leaders who feed peacocks and not dogs. Happiness. Move on, bro.
Mr. Rahul Gandhi, those who prefer to feed biscuits to dogs in the presence of leaders from Assam and then offer them the same biscuits should be the last people to talk about political decency.
High command mindset is INC’s be all and end all. The people of India know it well.
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Jawan may just be
@iamsrk
’s biggest contribution not just to Indian Cinema, but India itself. He sets the tone for the social/ political discourse for the coming years and years to come while telling us a compelling, classic hero vs villain story with pan Indian masala. Go watch!
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This painting has 40 best Indian ads hidden, including all the classics. Lovely little trip for the nostalgia lovers. Have fun. And reward yourself with some jalebis when done. Kyonki Surf ki kharidari mein hi samajhdaari hai. :)
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I studied with this guy in school. Ten continuous years. We had 7-8 Muslims in our class of 55-56 students. Best friends that we grew up with. He’s now referrring to them, the Muslims, as the derogatory “Mullahs”. In a public forum. Without an apology.
When did we become this!😕
@ofnosurnamefame
Vaibhav u have taken things personally....why don't u utter a word against Mullahs ? Try sometime and see the result...
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Take a bow, my Bihari brethren. The sheer audacity to pull this off, FUCK!
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For all the kind people pointing this out, yes, it is the Jamia library, indeed. I realised it after I had hit enter, and Twitter doesn’t have an edit button. Only, this could have been Jamia, JNU or Aligarh. The larger emotion remains the same.
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What a phenomenal human being you are,
@babarazam258
! A loss or two wouldn’t change the history your brilliant team and you are writing. Cheers!
“We win as one and lose as one!”
Listen what Matthew Hayden, Babar Azam and Saqlain Mushtaq told their players following a heartbreaking loss in Melbourne.
#T20WorldCup
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#WeHaveWeWill
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I feel violated after watching this, my innards jutting out of me. 🤢
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So the iPhone X will unlock with facial recognition instead of home button. I feel sorry for iPhone X already.
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That’s former supercop Julio Ribeiro and his wife, you dodos.
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Ganga mein nahaaye, masjid mein namaaz padhe, aur Balaji mandir mein riyaaz kar liye.
Icons like Bismillah Khan gifted us the India we grew up in. Not that there were no Hindu-Muslim differences, extremists or appeasement. But we were one people, one nation.
Why did we lose it!
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You talking about crossing lines after all that was said in your show - encouraged and, dare I say, orchestrated by you - on national TV is rich,
@navikakumar
! Condemn the death threats, as we all must, but don't talk about debates and maturity, please.
Nobody has the right to threaten anyone. Death threats to
@NupurSharmaBJP
unacceptable. As a mature democracy debate is essential but crossing the line not ok for anyone.
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You were 1.5 years old when the partition happened! You studied at Modern School and St. Stephen's College in Delhi before moving to England. Don't romanticize your life by calling yourself a "refugee of partition". That's being unfair to the real refugees, including your folks.
Started life as refugee of Partition. Parents gave everything to make a life for kids. Was always in fear of ‘intellectuals’. They made me feel insignicant. Small. Then suddenly embraced me after my films. I still fear them. Their embrace is like a bite of snake. Still a refugee.
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Dr. Harshvardhan sacked. Mansukh Mandaviya is our new Health Minister. We are in absolutely safe hands now.
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This is the sweetest thing I’ve seen in a long time. The beautiful couple Vandana and Shailesh Inamdar recreate Rimjhim Gire Sawan, and this keeps getting better with every frame.
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Remarkable character. Makes everyone proud. Congrats, India!
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A young man is dead.
Hindi news anchors are busy being assholes with their “Aapko kaisa lag raha hai” questions. Conspiracy theorists are busy being assholes revisiting their murder theories.
We are a nation of insensitive assholes. We feast on tears and trauma, we do. :|
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It’s a complicated process, but the good people at Santosh Tailor have cracked it.
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“KJo kaise kaam deta hai yeh sab ko pata hai”. She’s insinuating that since Karan Johar is supposedly homosexual, he physically exploits his actors before giving them work. And Diljit has gone through the rigmarole.
Vile and ugly, this isn’t delusional shitposting anymore. Chhi!
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An IAF veteran employed by GoAir referred to the PM as an idiot in a Twitter argument. It is no crime having an opinion. The PM’s decisions can be questioned and considered idiotic. He later did apologise, though, for his choice of words. GoAir has sacked him.
GoAir is an idiot.
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The man who made a career out of Ishq, Khalish, Mehfooz, Fariyaad, Humsafar and Rashqe Kamar questions our Indo-Islamic legacy, and our education, values and choices. Good to see the mask coming off, Manoj. Remove the word “Muntashir” from your name now. Choose your legacy! 😶
आप किसके वंशज हैं ?
Choose Your Legacy And Your Heros!
Relwasing today at 5 PM on YouTube/Manoj Muntashir
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Flight about to take off. The suit next to me just called his secretary, Fiona, and YELLED at her for booking an Etios and not a City. I will now ensure that I get up at least ten times during the flight to go to the loo and step on his shoes.
This is for you, Fiona!
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Official: Sir, 49 kids die in Farrukhabad.
Yogi: How come we have not changed the name of Farrukhabad to Pandit Ramdhari Pandey Nagar yet!
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Look at this shameless and sick man create his petty, pathetic narrative over violation of human bodies, using something as heinous as rape to push his dirty agenda. Town-criers like him, covered in crap all over, are more vicious and dangerous than their masters can ever be! 🤢
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Shaleen Bagh is a mohalla. BJP is a national party. So why don’t you talk about BJP, Mr. Modi? Why didn’t BJP ever raise its voice when religious minorities were forced to flee Kashmir 30 years ago? YOU were in power, supporting the government led by VP Singh. What happened then?
#HamWapasAayenge
Why Shaheen Bagh never raised their voice when religious minorities were forced to flee Kashmir 30 yrs ago ?
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While
@ShashiTharoor
never was in Andaz Apna Apna, he did act in movies as a child star. His screen name was Master Gyaan, and he did 9 Hindi and Malayalam films. Attaching a still from Jailor with Geeta Bali.
Today was just the right day to revisit this picture. Go, Shashi! 🙃
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Let Pakistan tackle it. If
@fawadchaudhry
writes to the Pakistani High Commissioner in Delhi to send a report on the lynching of the Muslim family in Gurgaon, how would India react to it? Those girls are Pakistani nationals. Is that tough to comprehend?
I have asked Indian High Commissioner in Pakistan to send a report on this.
@IndiainPakistan
Two Hindu girls abducted on Holi eve in Pakistan's Sindh via
@TOIWorld
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Politics of development:
1. Hardik Patel Sex CD
2. Aiyer has given supari to Pakistan
3. Rahul Gandhi is videshi
4. Pakistan wants a Muslim CM
5. RAM vs. HAJ
6. You want Mandir or Masjid?
LULZ
#ElectionsWithNews18
- Politics is entering a new era. Politics of development has won: Amit Shah, BJP President
LIVE:
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Doesn’t she get inside the Parliament knowing there are 500 men already inside?
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I stand in solidarity with Prakash Jha 2021. I do wish Prakash Jha 2016 wasn’t as opportunistic and dishonest.
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India’s Health Minister Harsh Vardhan was present at the event where Ramdev claimed Coronil had received WHO certification.
India’s Health Minister. On the stage.
This isn’t just brazen shamelessness to sell a quack’s medicine, sir. This is being a willing partner in crime. 😕
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STOP WITH YOUR FUCKING DEATH PORN, YOU ASSHOLES. A kid has died. We don't want to know yahi woh toilet hai yeh hain khoon ke nishan! Morons!
#IndiaTodayExclusive
Gurugram:
@IndiaToday
goes inside
#RyanInternationalSchool
@anjanaomkashyap
gives you the latest
#ITVideo
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The fact that everybody is going ballistic on the Abhinandan ad means it has done its work, and brilliantly so! We've been doing Mauka Mauka and Baap Baap Hota Hai since forever. Let them have their quota of fun. And let's all laugh some. May the best team win.
India, that is.😎
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My parents tell me this is the biggest award they have ever held. The smile on their faces is the biggest award I can ever get.
PS: My first Filmfare. Humbled. Happy. High.
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What did Congress do for 70 years to counter the second wave of COVID?
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Bilawal, you’re the Foreign Minister of Pakistan, not some Billu from class 8B, shrugging his shoulders to some announcement on the school notice board. If you have a pov on this, and you must, try a debate or a dialogue instead of this petty emoji posturing!
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Gave the maid a fully paid leave the very first day when self quarantine was recommended as the best preventive measure for everybody. She was very very thankful. Said nobody does this to her. Had tears in her eyes.
And then she joined the padosi’s place on a temporary basis! 😂
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“Tu chor!”
“Tera baap chor!”
“Tera khandaan chor!”
“Tera khandaan chor. Jo bolta hai wohi hota hai!”
“Tera khandaan chor plus hundred!”
“Tera khaandaan chor plus thousand plus jo tu bole plus one!”
~ excerpts from BJP and Congress having a serious debate of national importance ~
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Don’t worry, India. Akshay Kumar will soon star in a film where he would beat Pakistan. That will teach them!
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Priyanka Gandhi was talking about the freedom of choice that women must have. She was discussing our inherent misogyny, sexism and gender issues. Selectively quoting her to make something as serious sound so flippant, this is a new low even for you,
@navikakumar
! 🤢
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Ordered for some mango icecream. Guess who’s doing the delivery!
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I will pay to watch this guy in the movies.
cc
@anuragkashyap72
@anubhavsinha
@mehtahansal
@dirtigmanshu
@VishalBhardwaj
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Somebody tell this hate mongering vile piece of shit spewing moron that it was somebody called
@aamir_khan
who is responsible for people to even acknowledge her fucking existence! Would she refer to him as a sooar/ सूअर? Because jaahil or not, he’s a Musalmaan, too.
Go, jump! 😡
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@navikakumar
My tongue doesn’t hurt at all, Navika. Because, unlike you, I don’t have it shoved up some deep, dark crevice. Now please don’t embarrass yourself any further by replying to this tweet.
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I hope they were able to assemble her back together after the photo shoot.
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I don’t know how
@AamAadmiParty
would eventually do in Gujarat, but they certainly do have the best man in
@ArvindKejriwal
doing the bidding for them. Look at his sell, mixing earnestness with rhetoric, and the response to it. Not bad at all!
इस बार Gujarat को “Double Engine” नहीं चाहिए, “नया इंजन” चाहिए। 🔥
-CM
@ArvindKejriwal
#GujaratWithKejriwal
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Kind of rich, this, coming from the same set of people who created a mass hysteria around a suicide and hounded a poor, unsuspecting girl for days, weeks and months together. You calm the fuck down. Don't ask us what to do and what not to do.
My earnest appeal to all. Let’s calm down. Collectively. Only then can we move forward. Country is in high panic mode right now. Really need to calm down, somehow , all of us.
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Dear
@ScoopWhoop
... Make fun of
@RahulGandhi
as a politician, mock his policies, public pronouncements, the works. But this pathetic attempt at humour is neither funny nor caustic. For a media outlet that shakes and shapes perceptions, this is the lowest you can reach!
Shame. :|
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Doesn’t your tongue hurt, Navika?
Has it really come to this now? In a pandemic when PM
@narendramodi
calls up a CM to enquire about the COVID situation in the state this is what a CM says? Is propriety dead? Is respect/courtesy extinct? Petty posturing more imp than human lives? PM abused for helping? Shocking
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But she’s doing fine, guys, wherever she is. Long, happy life. And she so totally defeated the MDH Uncle, the only one competing with her to live forever, by a few good months.
So yeah, here’s to her victories! ❤️
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Bajirao, Khilji, Murad and now Kapil Dev… This
@RanveerOfficial
is all kinds of brilliant! He’s the biggest, most compelling reason to watch 83. Kapil Dev, India’s greatest all-rounder, would perhaps now also be known as the man who was portrayed by Ranveer on screen. THAT good!
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I think I cried a little seeing the amazing, amazing
@Actor_Siddharth
execute this absolutely savage burn with such brilliant perfection. SIR!
What a takedown. What. A. Takedown.
How
@Actor_Siddharth
did the perfect mic drop after being called a "school dropout" for supporting
#DishaRavi
with "provocative" posts.
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The more I see old Kapil Dev interviews, the more I marvel at the brilliant ability of
@RanveerOfficial
to catch and replicate not just the style/ tone of voice, but every single nuance and body language of the man. He has excelled himself with his superlative performance in 83!
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When the world abuses
@ReallySwara
or
@kavita_krishnan
, you don’t utter a word, but a random wordplay by
@flyspicejet
on Garam Dharam and red hot becomes important after getting sanskari knickers in a twist. Stop letting your principles be governed by your politics,
@sharmarekha
!
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My big, big release! Super excited. Trailer out tomorrow. :)
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Waiting for the Akshay Kumar film where he would play the LGBT rights' activist, spearheading the entire anti-377 movement, leading the Supreme Court to decriminalise homosexuality.
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One year since Ramayan and Mahabharat on DD eradicated COVID from India. Congratulations!
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Finding and stating facts can never be a crime. Not now, not in future, not ever! Keep tweeting,
@zoo_bear
.
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Don’t think anybody could play lord Ram with as much conviction as Salim Ghouse in Shyam Benegal’s Bharat Ek Khoj. No saccharine plasticity, just the essence of his godliness. It was nice growing up in an India where a Salim could play a Ram, directed by a Shyam.
Rest well, sir!
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Unpopular opinion.
I’m a centrist, known for my strong pov on Mr. Modi and his politics. Only, I’ve found people with RW affiliations more tolerant/ open to conversation versus the woke Left Liberals. One disagreement is all it takes for them to get petty, pedantic and personal.
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To hell with your grandstanding, Arvind! GO TO JNU RIGHT NOW! Stand at the gate. Show your support. If nothing, you would get the coward media houses with their camera crews, and that may get Delhi Police to take some action.
I am so shocked to know abt the violence at JNU. Students attacked brutally. Police shud immediately stop violence and restore peace. How will the country progress if our students will not be safe inside univ campus?
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The Telegraph gets its journalism right, yet again.
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But journalists have been jumping on the dead for almost 7 years now! Why the outrage. :/
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You did good,
@OfficeofUT
! You led from the front with sincerity and earnestness. What you have given to the people of Maharashtra will stay with us. See you soon.
Uddhav Thackeray has been a phenomenal CM. When people were getting burnt on footpaths in UP, Maharashtra's hospitals had enough beds waiting for the pandemic struck. No rhetoric, no platitudes, no drama. Just sincere and earnest statesmanship. It will be a shame if he is gone.
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@mondeeeee
@CaptBomb_
It is our collective sanity that I am worried about, Nauman. We can see that the pilot is being treated with the dignity and respect that a soldier deserves. And that it is clearly not made-up or staged.
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People are getting executed in broad daylight and falling off planes trying to flee. So let’s capitalise on the tragedy and sell butter. Because why not. 😐
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"Kader Khan did not just create the 1980s cinema. He created the 1980s. He almost decided on the narrative for the decade. He established the world as he saw it. And the world became him."
In which I salute the phenomenon called Kader Khan.
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@SushilModi
Shaleen Bagh is a mohalla. BJP is a national party. So why don’t you talk about BJP, Mr. Modi? Why didn’t BJP ever raise its voice when religious minorities were forced to flee Kashmir 30 years ago? YOU were in power, supporting the government led by VP Singh. What happened then?
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Thank you, Anushka Sharma, for Virat Kohli's inning of 82 runs off 53 balls against Pakistan. You are the best India has seen. You are the G.O.A.T., you are.
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