Offshore Oddities
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Beachcomber/Artist/Weird Stuff This is a place of chaos. OffshoreOddities on Etsy If you support MAGA or AI, don't bother following. Seriously.
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Joined April 2018
I'm removing mulch in my backyard today and I found a Wade giraffe (Red Rose Tea)
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I put my mom in a bird urn because round birds bring me comfort. It's so round it makes me laugh. My friends thought it was just decor which is what I wanted. I hate standard urns and boxes, they just remind me of death. We need more urns that make people smile.
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Glitter is cheaper and just as evil
@ClintFiore If you like this one, google how you can buy a timeshare and leave it to an enemy in your will.
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I love you all. You keep me from walking into the ocean like Odysses' mom. Ok sorry that was grim.
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There is a job fair in two weeks and I'm going to try that too. It's so hard since I'm trying to step away from art. I just need one person to see me as useful and I'll be free.
I have submitted an application. Fingers crossed 🤞
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25 years old and posting lies on the internet with AI voice over just to belittle disabled people and profit from it. Well done, you are actually completely worthless as a human being.
These men have to cut their arms off in order to get married, in this Vietnamese village. Turns out that matriarchies are violent too….
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@TheDJ_King Unfortunately these sites are mainly about shitposting now so that's what the algorithm favors.
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@JRlotsofnumbers @TheDJ_King I'm sorry but I don't think I've ever consumed that much hard drugs
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@digibruce @TheDJ_King Somehow getting a cyclops from a mastodon is less ridiculous than these
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Only one job available that sounds perfect for me and I have every skill but it's a 2 hour drive to and from. Yikes. I'd be using my whole paycheck for gas and tolls.
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@birdmoder I wonder if this means photos on iNat are being used to train AI and that's why it's picking it up.
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