ofelia 🐻
@ofeliabear
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I showed a guy my tits n he said “ah geez louise”. I am so close to ending it man.
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why do gamers nut so fast like boy sex is not a speed run slow down fella 😭😭.
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babe it’s OUR period. Now bring your little leaky tomato sauce ass here, I’m hungry 😏.
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I made him cum in this little jar and let it harden so whenever I feel hungry I can add water and rehydrate his seed so I can have it as a snack.
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wow ok i turns out i actually met Mr “dream” Clay at the Chicago airport in 2017 when he tried to steal my suitcase & claim it as his. i’d remember that face anywhere, especially when he elbowed me, said “it’s a free for all at the luggage carousel, ugly” and stomped on my toes.
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to clarify: don’t worry I’m not hurt I think shit like this is funny as fuck LOL.
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how come nobody talks about how depression causes memory loss?.
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I’m supporting Asian American representation in media by offering to suck the dick of every person who watches Shang Chi in movie theatres this weekend.
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I’m gonna shove an egg up my pussy and incubate it so that on Easter Monday it’ll be hard boiled. my little Easter egg hunt 💜.
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⚠️ATTENTION ALL TWITCH STREAMERS ⚠️.twitch just announced that to fix the wage gap and to support international women’s day, and all partnered streamers that identify as women will get a larger cut of each sub. what does that mean? 1/2.
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men will take one photo and then use it for everything for the next 10 years.
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I never got the email so I stole the second pic off someone on Twitter but I’m a partner now LOL
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you’re playing overwatch in 2020 wondering why you aren’t getting any pussy.
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the basic krispy kreme donuts are so good cause mr krispy himself fucks each hole.
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I am so horny I just nutted to the Gwyneth Paltrow pussy candle.
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OMG I JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO DO MY MASTERS AT HARVARD HOLY SHIT!!!! LETS GOO.
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praying for the day asian Americans realize faking an Asian accent isn’t comedy 🙏🙌.
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call me bugs the way I’m trying to find SPACE to JAM these nutz inTWO your mouth.
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how to treat yourself FOR FREE 🤪.1) start beef on Twitter .2) put your phone on vibrate .3) girls night 😌💦👍.
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we need a slur for people who walk up stairs 2 steps at a time.
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exclusively only dating introverts so they won’t have enough social battery to cheat on me.
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everyone go thank aksel for sending me some clothes despite my tweets .🎤🐒⁉️
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE SHE FOLLOWS ON THIS ACCOUNT???? AM I ON A HIT LIST OR SOMETHING?? WTF !!! #help
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Yes we are a gamer couple - He plays Fortnite and I play mind games 💕.
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@ItsJoko yes and it tastes like a girl on her period (distinct penny smell and tanginess) .source:my experience.
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guys trust me I had sex once I don’t have any proof but trust my word I did.
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I call my girlfriend Ariel from little mermaid cause her pussy a little fishy 😋🐠.
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now I’m not promoting suicide but u ever see someone and ur like this mf has such a strong will to live.
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I once knew a guy who jacked off to his couch because it was similar skin tone colour to the girl he liked and he’s jus go real close to the crack between the pillows and pretend it was her ass.
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I like to put white male uni students in a room and time how long they take before they think they can start a podcast.
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I want to suck his dick so fucking bad this isn’t even a funny horny tweet man .
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@Quackity HAPOY BIRTHDAY QUACKITY HOPE YOU ENJOY CONCIEVING TONIGHT OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED!!!.
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why did this art student I’m talking to just send me a stop motion video of her undressing????.
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Preeeezzzofffffeeeeliaaaa meetup ^———-^ my cute little friend who likes popeyes !
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I might have a broken family but at least I don’t play league of legends.
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going to the dentist and sucking on his fingers. also getting my teeth removed so I can gargle balls better.
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he flossing his teeth with my pubes and my discharge bleaching his teeth, .what more could you ask for?.
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in celebration of the thanksgiving spirit. does anyone and their bestie want to spitroast me.
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I stand with the redditors cause no fucking way it’s a wall AND a street you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.
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yeah he’s got red flags but he’s 6’3. those red flags are too high for me to be seeing them 🙄🙄.
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I love clam chowder cause it reminds me of her discharge 🤤 🦦 . I miss her so bad.
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I think I’m shadowbanned on Twitter. pls interact if you’re seeing this! 🖤.
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yo my doctor said I need to be motorboated once everyday to become happy again. please help me out - you wouldn’t want to advocate for sadness would you?.
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I haven’t taken off my panties in a week. my discharge has now formed a visible crust on my underwear to the point where it looks like plaster or paper mache. Will keep you updated moving forward.
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for us gamers, mindless violence and death was already normalized from a young age.
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typically streamers get 50% of every sub, but those who identify as women will have their cut boosted to 80% ($3 USD per sub). just make sure you go under your partner landing page and check that you identify as female to claim this! .Please RT & like to spread the message! 2/2.
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me trapping myself in my room to think of 10 more pussy tweets to push out this month
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MY MOM SAID IM NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY #MINECRAFT WITH YOU GUYS TONIGHT BECAUSE IM BEHIND ON MY HOMEWORK 🤬🤬🤬😢😢😢 SCR*W HER!!!
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using my kpop photocard to help do my lines of cocaine tonight.
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just got my clit pierced at the mall!! shoutout to that bitch @claires for pulling through.
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@jschlatt ok so what if hypothetically i was zeus and hypothetically i could transform into animals and hypothetically i transformed into your cat. would you kill me or no.
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if you watch porn and it’s not in first person POV are you not a voyager?.
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sure, I've had slurs yelled at me but at least I got wished happy new years 7 times today. happy Chinese New Years yall.
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crazy how it’s called MEN tal illeness. makes u think of the SOURCE.
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I’m about to “I’ve never tried league can you teach me 🥺🥺” into some dick.
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BEGGING WORKS. HE KEPT MY SHOUTOUT IN. go watch @jschlatt 's new video (which i, the main character, am in) & comment how i was robbed, murdered, and unfairly eliminated.
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guys I’ve been joking this whole time I do have a boyfriend!!! You guys don’t know him though he goes to another school tho 👍.
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@Wes10 this is actually so cute Weston !!! But also Kalynn can cook she made a box cake once and it was edible.
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i have an allergic reaction to my boyfriend. everytime i see him, my pussy gets wet. Help!.
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now to all my ladies I know that walking up those steps can be hard on your breasts so I am here to offer a solution: my hands.
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I entered the pandemic at 19 now I’m 43 😭😭 we really though it would be over in 3 weeks.
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"once covid is over" is starting to sound a lot like "when i lose my virginity".
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