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@CoachDouglas21
I thought for sure that she was prepping to put a lie on that mans head. I was pleasantly mistaken.
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@Tendurag
To pile on, the generation that:
- let the kids ride in the very back of the truck
- had beer & cigarette vending machines
- let kid play on rusted out, hot ass metal jungle gyms and slides
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@QueenShaShaa_
From the outset, this vid wasn't about his baby mama. It was about his kids. From what I gather, he wanted to meet the BM new man to ensure he's wasn't gonna mess with his kids. And all that got lost once he got man-handled by his current woman. Pretty sad.
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@lolalissaa
@roybelly
That guy look like death came around and said "nope, I don't wanna catch what he's got"
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@Lizzs_Lockeroom
I like to think he rebelled against his parents and is chilling @ the Blue Oyster twirling glow sticks with his black bear
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@rumourshaveit
@2mayaz
Just when I though he was done, he flexed on us with "The Belt from ROME"🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@ImSo_ThickWitIt
Pardon me, but I've never seen a black woman simply playing beach volleyball
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@hydrothemc
While damn near all of 'em wanted to speak to a manager, this one still wanted to rock out the joint but was pensive out of fear that her father would see this broadcast and disown her for liking that jiggaboo music
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While we're celebrating Keith David's 67th, I'm just shocked that no one's posted this legendary scene
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@quintabrunson
Constantly being reminded that you have to stay vigilant; aware of your surroundings. Its something that "some" people won't ever understand
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@coldgamesixx
Did anybody else shake their head in disappointment after EVERY pic transition or was it just me?
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@Natural_OneDurr
This is the only reason I know who she is. I haven't heard a note of her music.
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@charles270
"It's like mixing vodka and milk. I'm going out blasting taking my enemies with me" - Prodigy
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@MoneyMakingMakk
I had a dog do this once. Was barking and didn't know what he was barking at until the next morning; my truck at the time got broken into. He was prolly witnessing the robbery
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@Felonious_munk
@Dart_Adams
Juices and berries man. You'd think being around so many bricks it'd dry his skin out
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@LeoDomCaprio
X is dead, 6ix9ine is about to go to jail. More cats that fit this description won't listen to this either. It's sad.
Everybody think they gonna live forever.
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@CocoJenell
Spades/monopoly/dominos
Who made the potato salad
Anything messing with our money
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@arlenparsa
Top 5 "you gonna get these jokes when you mort because you were a horrible person in life"
1) Donald Trump
2) Mitch McConnell
3) Rudy Giuliani
4) Steve Bannon
5) Clarence Thomas
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@oh_itslos
@CELE6RITY
Doesn't really matter who's sliding what, not ONE person, bot, forex trader, general herb wants to imagine what Madea sounds like cumming
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@LoveThePuck
Upon closer inspection...
I'd love to know what's so damn important in that bag
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70 mil a year is great, but Let's take a look @ how much Mr Ohtani gets to keep. Spoiler alert: taxes SUCK
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@Fox5DCJeannette
Naw for real, your mama look like she'll pull that car over and she ain't even driving. Be careful...
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@KeriHilson
1) RF radiation could very well be harmful in the 5g realm, but Radiation would not birth an organism such as a virus. It would be more likely to eradicate it than to actually cause it.
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@robinthede
I still tell people "peace" when I hang up the phone. I feel myself age 5 years every time
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@JusCharlieUOENO
@yungk0ala
This incident right HEEERRRE is exactly where my mind goes when I think of crumping. So yeah, ACL's away
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@DrBritWilliams
1) You will not be alone forever. Don't give up.
2) This crazy ass text is probably the best thing that could have happened. Think of all the bar fights you've just avoided
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@Freetownmkteer
@DisAintStunna
Yep, the good ol "the ends justifies the means" style of parenting
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@taylorpmarie___
@stillnaima
At first listen, feels like law enforcement killed him and trying to cover it up
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@afroelven
1) Probably; I mean, we need people to actually watch instead of look away
2) I think the focus of this casting is not so much looks, but who can be a straight ASS. And by golly, Dominic West can do that in his sleep
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@Snow_Blacck
@isaidfawkyou
She looking like the side of her face is about to melt off cause his breath is that RAW
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@PageSix
1) why are you married to this guy if you don't trust him?
2) why are you friends with these women if you don't trust them??
3) why haven't you dealt with your insecurities before you got married??
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@AustinJamesMink
@80snewsscreens
Mark Dark looks like he practices "the art of Karate" when he's not working his day job of a door to door knife salesman
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@roywoodjr
I absolutely love how my man behind dude is absolutely unbothered and minding his own fkn business
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@GoldWomyn
I felt like raggin a lady for her number was worrisome, so I just gave her mine and kept it moving.
If she calls, she calls.
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@BritniDWrites
@IkeMoses
Anyone else waiting on Tyler Perry's variant of this, called "Y'all"?
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@lindoforbes
@jertim
@Complex
Also worth noting, in the world of John wick, damn near everyone is an assassin of some sort. In Joker's world, he is the primary one causing mass chaos to a society that doesn't want to go that far.
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@mayhersays
Going to a place that you would not normally go to on the company's dime?
This kind of traveling is heavily underrated.
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@DietBlackPreMed
@isaidfawkyou
Whether you're hot or not, a gym is the absolute worst place in my opinion to try to holla at women
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@DomMcLennon
@Dart_Adams
I dunno about y'all, but growing up, not only did I not have a second pair of kicks, I was mostly balling outside anyway. So yeah, proper grip and give was most definitely a luxury
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@onlyluvcanconka
@KevOnStage
@niccoyat
I'm uncomfortable the minute I pull up and see the rocking chairs on the porch. As if the ghost of a slave owner was there chilling with lemonade and a shotgun
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@RickDB56
@roywoodjr
"Wouldn't have slapped the fly with his tail. Just a gentle gentle hippo with a family. I just don't know how this could have happened"
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