i think naic registration priority should go to the players w the most pokémon plushies, if every inch of your room isn’t completely covered in plushies you just aren’t that dedicated to this hobby and we should be rewarding the players who are
ok guys so i’ve confirmed the new qualification system for next season through my fellow judge friends, invites will in fact be given out based on how fat your ass is. bbls aren’t legal so better start getting that protein in and don’t forget those bulgarians and hip thrusts‼️‼️
spirit of the game this competition that 😒😒 i play pokémon tcg to look hot, serve c*nt, and use the convention center as a runway ✨💅 get on my level smh
i am proud to present to you all my OFFICIAL list from peoria, silly gardieeeeee 🥰🥰 silly gardieeeeee (aka gardie lugia vstar) runs a fully functional 1-1-1 line of lugia v, lugia vstar, and archeops to primal turbo reversals to babie gardie. that is all, thank u 🥰🥰
ummm i wish y’all coulda seen what i was seeing on the mirror bc i looked so freaking pretty, mirrors not being able to take screenshots is illegal anyways off to see alesana!!
what would happen at naic if my opponent phantom drives 6 damage counters on my bidoof and i just say “no u” 🤨🤨 what then liberals?? i just debunked dragapult
i think if i just dm pokemon super nicely and tell them “i’m just a girl” they’ll send me next seasons regionals schedule bc they know girlies must plan way ahead
friends, sisters of the loam!! joyous news!! i have bore a son. look at my bois, my son, snooby goobert. gaze upon his beautiful face. I LOVE MY SON RAHHhGgHgGhH 🦅💖
Something a lot of men don't like to admit:
All of your hobbies and ambitions are to attract women.
Nature doesn't care how much personal fulfillment you get from them. Those things are cool, but they're a coincidental positive externality to the prime objective:
To keep the
it’s not “flirting poorly” it’s sexual harassment and he’s not a boy he’s an adult and should know better than to be making uninvited, unwanted sexual messages to girls he doesn’t know behind a keyboard 🥰🥰 flirting is “you’re pretty” not “let me get into your bed”
@oatmilkgirlie
Are there any even more extreme steps we can take to damage this boys social life for trying to flirt poorly?
I feel like this isn’t enough retribution for a DM slide. Can we get shirts made?
✨oatmilkgirlie will win worlds 2025✨
💖oatmilkgirlie will win worlds 2025💖
✨oatmilkgirlie will win worlds 2025✨
💖oatmilkgirlie will win worlds 2025💖
✨oatmilkgirlie will win worlds 2025✨
💖oatmilkgirlie will win worlds 2025💖
y’all apparently i officially became a professor last week and just couldn’t find the email until yesterday, yippeeeee!! officially in my girlboss era 😌💅
Introducing: Bella (aka
@oatmilkgirlie
). She plays Gardevoir ex and Chien Pao ex, her favorite card is Crobat V LOR TG20, and her favorite memory from previous regionals is: “Catching trubbish on PoGo in our hooker hotel after seeing a kid with a joint out front.” Welcome Bella!
y’all i got one of my chases today and i am so happy, she’s so minty fresh 🥹💖 been looking for a copy up to my picky standards for so long 100% worth the wait, time to start setting new collection goals!!
@Drestrein
for a second i thought you meant “special illustration rare”ed like someone was saying you looked extra special today in a cute tcg way 😔💔 so sorry girlie
ok ok guys i’m gonna get cancelled for this i know but how do i block chappel roan, sabrina carpenter and taylor swift from my tiktok fyp i can’t take it anymore i don’t interact with these videos it won’t stop