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@nugmegs
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In this European Championship we are taking football back from the control fetishist Guardiola, the days of setting up the opponent are over, baldie. The renaissance of 4-4-2, smashing the ball into the box, big man up top, keepers who don't want to pass the ball but want to
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@MadridUniversal if my granny had wheels she‘d be a bike
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@RaithRovers cocks next
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@brfootball would that mean U15 FC Dallas boys would be top of that group?
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@FCB_Elias1 lol don‘t compare LaLiga to the best league in the world
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@InvertTheWing LOL BIGGEST CLUB OF THE WORLD😂
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@BarcaWorldwide looks like a very mid player but follow now pls
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@BarcaWorldwide what about penaldo
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@BarcaWorldwide not a barca fan but follow ffs
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@oshwat265 what kind of drugs u on blud
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@MelisaBangX gönn dem bruddah loch amk
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@ESPNUK can‘t argue with that tho
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@premierleague @LFC when he pulled a hammy whilst celebrating
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@Utd_Forever7 @ManUtd @premierleague @BlackYellow he is recovering from an injury, u cnt
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@TobiasHuch @adidas @adidasfootball Tobi, am besten einfach mal die Fresse halten…
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@seereither @EinfachMarie_ Irgendwelche Kinder haben doch bestimmt Vorrang vor psychisch Gestörten?
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@theMadridZone says blud who bangs trans
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@berkay2855 halts maul berkgay
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@nocontextfooty wanna have more fun? ask them some basic geography questions
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@PeppermintPett6 lol natürlich nicht. lediglich die parasiten, welche das system ausnützen und kriminelle. leute, welche keinen mehrwert zu einer funktionierenden gesellschaft beitragen, sollen sich verpissen. unglaublich, dass man darüber überhaupt diskutieren muss. sagt ein ausländer.
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@Dunwallington Junge, wie sehr du einen Vater gebraucht hättest.
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@Utd_Olly15 he‘s culturally enriching the top leagues, lol
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@stevie_p70 I don‘t know you but I‘d like to pay the additional cost which would be charged for your sons ticket. DM if interested mate. Nothing beats father and son time watching football.
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@City_Chief At least we don‘t need to pay random people to fill in empty seats, well some of them.
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@lukeaaronmoore another cultural enricher
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@MusialaEra is this kouffur?
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@Kevin7Omega @MadridUniversal yeah is about the same as if my aunt had balls she‘d be my uncle🤝
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@RedDevilize u fucking mental comparing crap bruno to one of the greatest?
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@xbtGBH these ppl shouldn‘t get near an aircraft, probably not even good enough for cleaning
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@ukraine_world Nein, diese Deppen interessieren uns nicht.
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@Leseerlaubnis lol die woken unis sind ja der massstab einer funktionierenden gesellschaft
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@TenHagEra lets be honest CL runner up is worth more than FA cup garbage
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@Joey7Barton Just watch Mainoo boss the midfield against Brazil tonight and then everyone can finally shut their mouth
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@aliceloulou_ 100grand = 1000x hours with hoes
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@AstridWett well, you can‘t cause u flat my guy
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@Brandunno ab ins gym. sie hätte auch schreiben können, dass er sie gottlos gevögelt hat
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@EinfachMarie_ wichsen geht aber noch, mein jung?
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@kiffersingles lol drecksassis
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@totalBarca he got lucky tonight
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@planetfaz u r the concussed one here
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@nocontextfooty he‘s finished
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@sa11oum @DeadlineDayLive It is very small amount compared to over 400 billion € France generates in taxes.
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@hybridathlete8 200mg a week
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@AstridWett to a brothel to put u to work
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@Herbstfuchs1 In der Schweiz kann man sich übrigens einschläfern lassen, nur so als Hinweis.
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@genislam1 lol geht eure ziegen poppen ihr opfer
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@LoganPaul @ufc @PrimeHydrate @danawhite Logan Paul without steroids -> l
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@Nele_motzt Nele, hat man dir die graue Masse aus dem Kopp gevögelt?
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@MadridUniversal they put the lad on roids
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@ToonMouthTyne cry more. state owned clubs need to shut their mouth
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@Joey7Barton @vinijr LOL THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD🤣😂
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@MarcusKnowsBall we need to get rid of at least 10 players
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@slickbackivan @quint_ent @BestFightClip lol i know someone who should‘ve been smacked more often.
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@nufcpb I‘d unfollow him too, mid performances everywhere.
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@svintfc @dujarr_din @ESPNUK and a better first touch than Mudryk
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@UnitedStandMUFC Worldclass performance by Sancho tonight. none of our wingers were able to match that this season.
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@I_Dont_Know_Her how can you be so fat
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@reshetz she has a point though
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@AstridWett now back to the kitchen blud
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@MiaWilliamsLFC cause u r fat
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@ManUtdMEN CR7 all day
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@AIiBVB Die Alte soll mal den Ball flach halten. Kriegt Millionen an Unterhalt.
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@ESPNFC can‘t argue with that either😂
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@pavyg If my grandmother had wheels she‘d be a bike
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@temberaubend lol is doch logisch
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@cagiago_ typical jeet
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@FrankKhalidUK wont help🤣 relegated fc
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@letztegenAT ihr müsst gar nichts ihr behinderten
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@LeahRayAFC proportions just seem to be a bit off mate
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@CristianoXtra_ depends on how many $b you offer him
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@planetfaz lol blud can‘t even cook
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@UnitedsUpdate send the fidget spinner to Getafe and bring starboy back
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@MiaWilliamsLFC blud, no space… lose some weight and we talk again
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@Watch_LFC handsome? he looks like the gay version of haaland
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@fiago7 Döp dö dö döp
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@City_Chief 115 charges
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@appie_cfc gayounde
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@BreezyUTD yeah, now tell me what he achieved with that useless dribbling
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@Alba_saluda ihr seid richtig behindert leute, lebt einfach euer leben lol
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@TheTennisLetter how priviliged we were
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@the_berneese_ This is super wrong. Ever heard of signing fees?
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@mufcMPB @UtdSk_ I‘d be chilling my balls on 50k a day as well
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@8esart yeah cause u suck
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@LudisCharta lol seems pretty normal to me
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@maddietagg_ boob job needed but other than that, solid.
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@DerGanesha ihr wisst was zu tun ist….
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@bethTmufc Thank god as a woman you are far away from making financial decisions.
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@theMadridZone @TeleFootball This happens when you drink too much my guys
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@Whotfismick heart attack or stroke
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@moritz_kr8 Lücke für Havertz, bist du iwie krank?
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