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bruh i’m talking shit about evander kane and the dudes in front of me go “his mom is sitting right there” HELLO
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today i learned arty is MARRIED???? to his hs sweetheart??? and has been since he was drafted by barrie at like 18???? king
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@COFFEEFIXESIT
i'm talking shit about a player with multiple allegations and ur talking shit about a 23 year old girl with anxiety. hope this helps
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hi im sorry i was spreading lies on the internet again they got divorced last year im so sorry for bringing up trauma on this day
today i learned arty is MARRIED???? to his hs sweetheart??? and has been since he was drafted by barrie at like 18???? king
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idk if i can stay silent on this any longer guys......,,, elias lindholm is one of the hottest men I've ever seen in my life
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some man came up to me in tim hortons bc i was wearing a canucks sweater and said “oilers beat you guys good eh?” buddy i promise you nobody gives a fuck anymore please let me dissociate into my iced capp in peace
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would u rather take on two conor garland sized nikita zadorovs or one nikita zadorov sized conor garland
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i fixed it
This is what our Top 10 Goalies list looked like last year, who will enter the Top 10 this year?
Find out tomorrow at 6pm ET/3pm PT on NHL Network!
#NHLTopPlayers
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alright i’m getting off twitter after this bc im sad and drunk but you’ve gotta be weird as FUCK to win in a massive game 7, advancing to the WCF, and instead of celebrating ur first instinct is to go on twitter and shit all over the losing team’s fans. get a life
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i’m literally begging one of yall “reporter” mfs to spell his name “silvos” one more goddamn time
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am i actually witnessing a connor mcnugget penalty?????? in my life? this might be more amazing than the northern lights
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does anyone have a gif of jt miller punching connor mcnugget in the face
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howie is a canucks stan (i know he looks uncomfy but he literally begged for this towel)
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i’m sorry but this series has made me lose a lot of respect for conor mcgregor or whatever his name is
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the offseason has me understanding why uncles watch re-runs of the world series from 20 years ago. i NEED canucks hockey like i need air to breathe
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@CornDog5758
@COFFEEFIXESIT
"i'm talking shit about a player with multiple allegations" what else do u want me to say lol
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a confession i have is that i actually didn't make a playoff bracket bc i don't want to jinx anything. anxiety got me rawdogging the playoffs
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yall think zadorov and kane are fighting so much bc they showed up in the same prom dress (number)????? :/ work it out girls
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damn they put an artūrs šilovs figure in my kinder surprise for some reason
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hey guys since my tweet is getting views and ppl are being weird in the replies i just wanted to put it out there that im a huge snitch and i will fbi ur shit and send ur comments to ur employer/school <3 take it somewhere else
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like im sorry i am forever 100% a canucks fan, but we can do better in terms of waste. there's no hockey on a dead planet.
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went to bed in a shitty mood but woke up realizing that if you’d told me a couple years ago that i’d be watching the nucks in round 2 OT, then seeing the northern lights from my back yard, i probably wouldn’t have believed you :)
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pray for me yall. ain’t nothing wrong w me i just have to watch game 7 while my mother is in the room
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are u normal or do u have fomo from not being invited to the canucks WAG watch party
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only plus about zaddy and lindy on boston is we get prime bruins tik tok content of them
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reply to this and i’ll send u a pic of a cat that has ur aura
my aura:
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honestly not super happy that my tweet is blowing up about arty but if it gets people to stop calling him a baby then it’s a win
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i love it when people say “this is your worst take” because i am capable of being infinitely worse
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can the canucks get a xanax sponsorship or something i’m gonna pass out
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honestly as soon as demko gets the green light to go i say start him. i love arty so much but my boy needs a break at some point
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also this is something that has bothered me….,,,, why no proper accents on Šilovs’ jersey? we did it for hoggy. put some respect on this man’s name
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how is stuart skinner three years younger than demmer??? genuinely thought bro might be pushing retirement
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just finished (read: devoured) the first part of this book and i need to let yall know that
@eric_larocca
is an evil genius
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the only thing i care about is PUSSY
P lease
can U cks
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what’s ur biggest canucks hot take rn
mine is that losing Z hurts, but we could find someone more defensively compatible w the team
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this comedian is possibly the least funny person i’ve ever witnessed. like i think it would be funnier to just have a random person off the street do it at this point
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addition:
been thinking long and hard about this and i’ve come to the conclusion that tyler myers is low sodium soy sauce
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do u think they only put champagne in the winners’ locker room or does the other team make depression jungle juice
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ngl i almost scrolled past video this thinking it was one of those “move to alberta” propaganda ads
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jesus take the wheel except jesus is patrick allvin and the wheel is my will to live
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if i were a hockey player and found out i had a fanpage i fear id be stalking that shit daily
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@CornDog5758
@COFFEEFIXESIT
.... uh huh. gonna need u to think deeper on that one. drink some milk, good luck, may the best team win
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if ur a canucks twitter account with a bunch of followers and u consistently misspell our king arturs silovs' name I'm blocking u
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imagining quinn plastered and drunkenly posting pics of himself on his story is so funny
Canucks for sure got wrecked last night in Nashville. They only left like 2 hours ago 🤣
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on a much more relevant note did yall know arty pretty much single handedly gave latvia a new national holiday and it’s coming up?
#arturssilovsday
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHDJKAKDJAHAHA PLEASE this is one of the funniest things anyone has ever said to me
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turns out when someone compliments ur shirt u don’t have to immediately tell them where u got it from and how much u paid for it! news to me
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@fishweights
i’m not gonna lie to u sometime i feel the need to just purchase something when im in a store bc i am anxious <3 i have a lip balm for every situation tho
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had the weirdest nap of my life and woke up with this phrase stuck in my head?? “every evolutionary success story started with a weird little mutant freak with an advantage” am i ok
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hockey smut books are so funny bc this is what dating a hockey player actually feels like
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