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Joined November 2021
Didn't you say you are filled up with joy and happiness,why are you now begging me 2k to eat??🙄.
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When your dad rescues you from your mum,only to continue beating you for disrespecting his wife😂😂.
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You ladies no more send your girlfriends to test your relationships with your guys😩??.
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Girlfriend:It’s raining,I don’t think I can make it today . Side chick:
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Putting man-city,Bayern and real Madrid in the same group is a form of bully to Barcelona and Liverpool 😂😂.
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If you like eat all the food you want,you won't still add flesh😂😂.
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You use make-up, Snapchat and iPhone camera for one picture,Amanda what's wrong??.
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Match hasn't started yet Buh Manchester United fans are already scared they will lose😂😂.
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We are making it big on this first day of the week.
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Some men are more interested in finding a lady that can speak good English rather than pretty face and big ass.
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Stop dragging tiwa for those videos,we still need more of those😩.
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Anytime you feel like you are in love,wash your face.
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No joy in university is greater than when they cancel your early morning lectures 😂😂.
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When your dad rescues you from your mum,only to continue beating you for disrespecting his wife😂😂.
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I thought forex was invest $100 and get $1k,you guys made it sound easy😭😭😭.
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Nothing was sweeter than Closing bell On Fridays during Primary school🌑.
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When she tells you she has not cheated on you with any guy,buh you don't know she's into girls too😂😂.
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As you don rush wake up now,what do you have to eat😂😂.
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Cos he cheated on you and you broke up asap,where's the love there?.
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You don pour her hot water for body because you want to serve her breakfast in bed😂😂.
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My neighbor cheated on his wife and later pleaded,the wife forgave him and treated him well,and then went ahead to marry another man 2years later without any notice😂😂. That gender get strong mind.
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What's the most argued issue on this app. Me: Nigeria jellof or Ghana jellof😩.
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You are still single because of your bad character,stop disturbing your pastor.
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African parents always looking for means to rip their children 😂😂😂
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Me after buying data 3months VS. 4days after the purchase 😂😂
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This girl is using women are not meant to be tall to cover for her brief nature😂😂.
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As a full grown adult,why are you not yet at work?.
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In African home,you eat too much and your are looked at as a glutton. You refuse to eat or eat little and you are labeled a rebel😂😂😂.
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For the Ladies,What's your big turn off while chatting with a guy??.
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Unrelated buh Davido is now the most matured Nigerian artist,only minding his family and business.
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We should normalize telling girls the truth if she's ugly,not always lying just to score.
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Having a primary school building beside your home should be included in 100 ways to die😩😩.
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Europeans. Mum: Come and eat this food.Son: I feel like eating another thing ma.Mum: okay son. Africans. Son:I feel like eating another food ma. Mum:Your never ready to eat,when you are ready tell me😂😂.
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"I want to hustle,show me way".7am you are asleep😑😑.
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Doctors won't tell you,buh eating breakfast before brushing teeth is most healthy.
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Food and clothes wey I don screenshot don pass 2years budget. How I wan take start.
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I didn't know how bad this economy is till garri and condom add price😭😭.
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African mum: I have always wanted my son to eat big,buh he prefers a small portion . Me the next day:Mum,can I go dish an extra food. The mum
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Being with an irritated woman through out her menstrual cycle is another way to check if you have the patience and tolerance to succeed in this life😂😂.
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Unpopular opinion: Jellof rice is way more mature than fried Rice👌.
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Work from home or work from the office . Which one serves better??.
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See how my sister use her age to collect my plate of kpomo😂😂.Isn't that domestic violence.
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Ask your babe for a 10k loan not gift and see the kind of girl you are dating😆.
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This girl gave my guy conditions to date her and among the conditions he must know how to speak 2 or 3 international languages 😂😂. When una start dey add that one?.
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I won't buy Data nor Airtime from my Bank app this month. Me after some minutes;
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Guys are the worst to tell your problems buh also the best,they will laugh you till you wanna disappear buh will still help you big time.
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After yesterday's cold,I have decided to not be single again,that life isn't for me😂.
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With the kind of cold these days,I won't be surprised if them insist that I have a child outside😂.
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