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Between the Red Sox trading Devers and Zohran beating Cuomo it’s been really easy to dunk on my parents recently.
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Tyrese Halliburton is a John McCain ass basketball player. Started off kinda tolerable and became less likable as he popped off, good player that elevates his game in crunch time (Vietnam prison). Both undeniably bad for America.
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“Do you know who my dad is” ahh footwear.
Name a better starting 5 . 1. Flip Flops- Peter Millar .2. Golf Shoes- Footjoy .3. Duck boots- L.L. Bean .4. Boat shoes- L.L. Bean .5. Athletic shoes- On Cloud. Quality and Versatility
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Last year i watched this man try to buy a slice of pizza and his card declined, would’ve kept it a secret but he didn’t tip after he got his buddy to pay for him.
Wake up dude. You have to host HQ Trivia. It’s 2018 and you’re Scott Rogowsky.
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Cooked up a nasty one today while committing war crimes in the single stall restroom at work
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If u never spent a Sunday night on mushrooms watching a beautiful Japanese Canadian woman play a double neck guitar you need to reevaluate your priorities in life
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Screaming IT MUST BE NICE TO BE A WEST VILLAGE GIRL and waving my hands wildly at anyone that makes eye contact with me today.
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RT @rwxoxo: the average mind cannot comprehend the born & raised nyc public school white boy.
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Men’s league pitcher we beat last week was arrested for biting a cop at Hoboken Santacon…. I love men’s league baseball so much.
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People are finally catching on.
Side talk nyc one of the worst things to ever come out the city.
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2012 was a wild era for rap cuz you could have a song by an independent artist from the Bay featuring Gucci Mane and a bar that goes “Sarah Lawrence College up in Yonkers they go Yonkers”.
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Watching playoff basketball in a Caribbean barbershop with one of my dearest pals.
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GQ used to have sports articles like “We Shot Guns At Women With Aroldis Chapman For A Day And Learned About The Duality Of Man” and now it’s all “Here’s 10 Shortstops Whose Park-Adjusted WAR Is A Total SLAY”.
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I have to stay so locked in at work today if I want to attend the Carmelo Anthony brand weed event later.
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Just saw an older gentleman walking around smoking a grape flavored Dutch Masters cigarillo with no weed in it. unmistakable scent. gonna be a hot summer.
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Shit ain’t been the same since The Dare started showing up in HIMS commercials during the Yankee game.
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