Amazing. Thanks to an obscure 1870s law, every 34-year-old Das Racist fan gets 30% knocked off their rent as soon as Mamdani takes the oath of office.

Mets offseason is a CIA psyop to further radicalize Long Island (replace two MAGA-forward white guys and an affable Dominican with two black guys whose declining on-field performance makes them very easy to blame)

I heard before you go to eat at the Ronnie fieg kith restaurant they check your socials and if you posted about Palestine they cancel your reservation

Standing by my assertion that the Bella Hadid “if homeboy comes thru wearing these” interview is the most important moment in sneaker culture history. The definitive moment when it all changed forever, the point of no return, the liminal space btwn subculture and oversaturated….

I went to the Performative Male Quadrant of Washington square park and everyone there had your full social security number

Talked my mom into voting for Zohran and played the geese album in the car for her last week

Thing have been looking up in NYC ever since City Of Demons dropped

i love when van de ven remembers he’s the fastest white boi alive

I would rather fucking die @nytimes

watching Jeremy Allen White Sex Scene with my girlfriend’s parents

Blake Treinen has textbook Hollow Amphetamine Eyes

NYC brands (Kith, Noah, ALD) go through these phases: 1. Underground 2. Cool with NYC kids 3. Cool on the internet 4. Becoming Mainstream 5. Endless Slop Machines 6. French tourist core

Josh Naylor was roommates with Stone Garrett in the minors, stabbed him in the hand “as a prank,” and basically destroyed his career. I brought this up during a Yankees padres game in 2019 where he was playing right, and he got subbed out for Manuel Margot in the 6th

Haven’t lived uptown in a couple years but I still have my community keeping me in the loop when a Fat Joe Couch (Fat Jouch) pops up on Edgecombe Avenue

David Bednar is woke Bobby Jenks

In the middle of a meeting

Hell is real and is comprised entirely of trying to send your girlfriend a ticket on the mlb ballpark app 2 hours before first pitch

kith lookbook is going absolutely crazy this year

Your mcm wore the kith Rawlings glove and made 3 errors on routine plays

Levy leaving Tottenham after 25 years of mismanagement made me realize how badly I mismanaged what we had. How I went looking for cheaper targets instead of splashing the cash on what I actually wanted. How I sacked you right when you gave me what I needed. U don’t have to reply