Nova➰
@novakrypt
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DeFi | NFTs | Airdrops | Web3 | Threads ✍️| Shaping the future, block by block 🧱 DM let’s 🤝
Financial service
Joined December 2018
“Hello mummy, where you drop key ?” 😭
Where is the best place for a man to be when he’s broke? 🤔.
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Outside na Lexus, inside na Toyota. Where you buy this car ??.
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Jesus is same today, tomorrow and forever 🦅
Who’s that celebrity that doesn’t age?.
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John wick, abeg after this chapter 4 go rest no be only you get dog 😢.
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If we are to manage the same bed as a guy, make your leg no touch me atall.
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The lecturer legit said that he rather d!e than see me pass His course
Stop eating in funerals it is totally wrong!.
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“I dey bark since, you no hear… Anyways your car battery no dey again”
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Our God no dey do pasha, you cannot have such beautiful wife and have full hair.
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This man right here 😭
“Describe Mumu”.
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Let’s not talk too much please 🙂
Imagine saving a baby over your wife only to find out later that the baby was not your own😂.
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You’ll never wake from this type of sleep and meet nepa light.
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One day you’ll tell us how one husband and one wife is called couples.
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She really loves me 😭🫶🏽❤️
what’s your biggest/fave celebrity notice ??.
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“You be dullard”
No word starts with D and end with D.😓.
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Junior pope is not deäd yet, the mortuary attendant said there’s life still in the body. Omohhhhh
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I have a joke about Nigerian tailors but you won’t be getting it today
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Fine boy privilege .Funny guy privilege .Big preek privilege .Tall guy privilege . Money privilege . Which privilege you dey enjoy my guy ??.
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You no wan vote Peter obi, but person dey soak garri under ur roof ?? 🤡
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Are you not Stupid like this ???
No word starts with S and end with D.😓.
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Nothing beats this 😭 😂
What’s the craziest interaction you’ve seen on this App ?.
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You drink Tigernut use knack babe, she drink zobo use cancel am 😭
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Ashawo wey everybody dey fvck and go, e reach Davido turn Ein give am belle
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This babe use her teeth open drink, throw the cover go up, nai she nod am 😭 😂
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Waking by 11 to put off the generator I’m supposed to off by 9 😭😭
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This lady owns the highest sex appeal on twitter!!! Prove me wrong
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But you dey gist and laugh with you papa ??.
Limit your chat with broke men.
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“Sir, I forgot to write my Matric No. on my exam sheet”. Reply as a legit Nigerian lecturer 😆😂😂.
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Inside cookathon, You off gas dey pick beans ?? You never understand life 😂
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God removed my rib to create you, I no complain. Now remove your cloth make I see Wetin God create, e turn wahala.
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Conductor: gimme N200, take N50 gimme N400, gimme N100, take N20. Me :
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“Apple releasing iPhone 15”.Infinix nd tecno copying the camera style
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You no like apartment, I no like ShopRite .How we wan take see? Eh, fine girl.
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Mon 19 Feb, 2024 • 08:00 AM. 💵 1 USD ⇛ ₦180.360.💷 1 GBP ⇛ ₦250.175.💶 1 EUR ⇛ ₦220.442.💶 1 CAD ⇛ ₦190.740. v1.1.5. Retweet and believe 😭.
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Leaving your house in the morning and coming back home safely is a very underrated big blessing.
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Which Merlin spell where you trying those days in your house ??? 😂
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I don run am successfully ❤️🦅
How I wan take defend this project today 😂.
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AA should marry AA so to produce more AA that'll marry AS and SS. If AS marries AA there won't be enough AAs to marry the other AS and SS.
AA marrying AA is very selfish and it should be a crime.
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Car owners come in !!!.You’re on a high speed and a break failure occurred, which is best to step on ???? 🌚
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Shaving stick is now N1500??? . Who talk sey dreadlocks na only for head
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ⓘ BRO CODE 026: A bro must never sleep over at a woman's house.
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Sooo one ikorodu baddie wants me to delete this tweet because the picture belongs to her. 😂. She have Been making tweets calling me sorts of names.
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Please for non Igbo’s, The first Frame is what we call Oha soup. second frame is what I can’t give a name
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