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@notspamelon

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Just existing. weighed down by earth's gravity. trying to tackle life with as much energy as Goku

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@notspamelon
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8 months
There are many ways to watch the Gundam franchise that "work" and are "valid" because not all entires are connected narratives. Production order is still the most valuable way to get the "Gundam experience." This makes sense, intrinsically. This post is about comic books.
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@notspamelon
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@libhawkish Can't decide between "I have been presented a dizzying buffet of hole and shaft" or the casual racism of "The swiss are strange and untrustworthy."
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@brainwormsssss My niece was about that age when I got in my most recent accident. It was like "uncle is looking for a new car because he broke his." And I asked her what kind of car I should get and she was like *thinks for a bit* " a yellow one!"
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@notspamelon
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@zemotion Why tf is it only in art school that people actually discuss talent? One of the most useful things I ever heard in my LIFE was "Talent probably doesn't exist at all, or if it does, it's to such a small degree that it's often irrelevant." Talent is like a +2 bonus in D&D at BEST
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@dyingscribe What's the problem? Like genuinely
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@_nomadic_soul You tweet for no one
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@Oceaniz96 Tbf that is kinda how Japanese names are so they probably how they go about it lol
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@GreatDealOfRuin @brilliantshane Have you talked to a college graduate
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@dorocook @spumdonor Shit takes are shit takes, bucko
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@dyingscribe Men want to be a prince in a "I hold the weight of a nation/ideal on my shoulders" way, not the Disney prince that is literally just there to look pretty(you'd think this would be easy for women for how much they scream objectification). I am not Eric. I am Casval.
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@BorgarYukari The CAR ALARM lmfao really makes it
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@chump_dick Imagine being that undercover DEA guy and being like shit I need to call somebody different for this one
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@owenbroadcast And don't cut off your ear
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@FishSenseii @Anime Wild that Miyazaki said this recently and people are calling him old and crotchety again
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@the_aiju Realized the other day that Gohan is rice. Can't fucking believe that I missed it but ig I was holding out hope that he stood apart from the puns.
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@notspamelon
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@autismpills If your parents don't care then I highly doubt there's actually a problem
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@tonygoblin @dyingscribe Ok Yknow not everything is as you read on your favorite viral tweet that you use to craft your entire outlook. It's not always irredeemabley cringe or naive. If you really break down all the meta layers, they compared Gordon to a hero and a warrior. Which he is. So like, relax?
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@dorocook @spumdonor Not as much as this wonky ass clip
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@_nomadic_soul That's not a lot of the people.
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@Apeiron52644083 @wanyeburkett Grizzlies will eat alive on purpose
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@PandasAndVidya This is so depressing. The absolute level of depression to not care about bugs crawling on you, even at my worst, I would never. Hikikomori life is insane. Also, the Japanese are the most cleanly people on the planet until they're not.
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@notspamelon
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@ReverendClown Kind of insane that Japan was granted Spider-Man to use and they immediately were like yeah the tagine will be "an emissary from hell"
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@cloudynyxx Dragon Ball/Z and it's like Journey to the West 100 times and a single Superman issue.
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@_nomadic_soul That's no one, yes.
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@SlyPerformer This is the legacy of Dante writing his political and personal rivals into hell
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@AxoDumDoodles @sennaverse @Jeangreysknight Punched the shit out of those fish
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@arcadedotwav @WorstGirlEva That brand of nonsense has literally nothing to do with lotr do not slander my man
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@OliverJia1014 Oliver. I say this with as much genuine consideration as you attempted to offer Chris here. YOU are a person who "doesn't present an acurate depiction" of life in Japan or whatever else. And advice like this is infantalizing. You come off real judgy for little useful reason.
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@notspamelon
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@sleepy_SMT @HOSTAGEKILLER This is what Martin Luthor nailed to a door
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@seaweedanxiety @HannahPosted Yeah, I had a job+commute that had me waking up at 4:45 every morning for like a year and I did not "get used to it" like everybody said would happen. It always sucked and I always wanted to die doing it. I early to bed-ed but never early to rise-ed lol.
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@fatestaynova You've heard of a Siesta, but what about SuperSiesta. SuperSiesta 2
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@ItsKikoKuso @Jokeb0i >"groundbreaking" >"covid vaccine" Mhm
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@XyzGonGivItToYa @jiyunaJP Yeah anime not an exaggeration at all at this point
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@x25e0 @TubeFerret @igypham @christapeterso At how fast things move in orbit it really doesn't matter how sharp an object is. A bolt is going through you same as a razor blade.
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@maritimoid The woman's scream is a bit too real lol
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@West_Insanity @dondokodick My taiko sensei was a marine stationed there and said the yakuza loved to drink with them. They really just wanna hang out.
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@_educatedwish I think it's so cool he was a Park Ranger. It makes so much sense.
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@depthsofwiki Nah it's shitified
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@ThisIsTomLittle Kramer curbstomps all of Friends, sorry
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@PermianCroaton @JeanGen09181213 Hey buddy end in every way
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@nosilverv Ok cool still not a good thing
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@LawStud0842619 @dpinsen Reaping what they sowed with self-checkout imo
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@Sinestros_Myte We lurk, waiting for an action cartoon since to have the same level of sauce.
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@DelusionPosting Nah see this one's fine
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@CharaspowerAI @Azed__design Not a car and not beautiful
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@stephanicci Have to start an onlyfans, because of woke
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@DarthK4iser @dyingscribe Nothing was ever solved with this image
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@dyingscribe Damn, Naruto. Boy hits like a hollow point bullet.
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@The530Bro @dyingscribe I can't get over the scene where he pins a guy against a wall with table with one leg. Obviously he's a brick but Reacher does not skip leg day either.
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@mysteriouskat @Judasyschariot @aliveness_ape Hey it's a common reply because it's an objective fact
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@_RATPOWER Imagine tweeting this, immediately placing yourself below said random guy, who is in fact correct
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@omarszn_ @OvOBrezzzy We're not because it ain't
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@mossacannibalis *posts the most heavenly delicious looking thing on the planet*
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@0xDEADLIFT @erla221942 Do we know who he was?
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@dyingscribe Superior era
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@lillybilly299 Sounds like an excuse to be fat
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@Ke41326179 This is nonsense. MK fucking jumped to Bhuddas fingertip which contained the entirety of the observable cosmos.
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@crotchner2 The only time I use the credit card is when I need to rent a card and it disgusts me how much it goes up from that.
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@everrvale Tired of getting ratioed more like
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@SlyPerformer @joooooooe98 Not even He saved the demons, fallen angels biblically get no second chance.
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@how_do_i_pdf He sounds real af
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@sakaimii Yeah, like, I want to live in Japan regardless, but I get that not everyone would. But there just isn't a manga college program in, like, NY even(if there is, it's probably cringe) like there is in Kyoto.
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@real_hotaru "Girls don't give any hints"
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@buggirl No it's because it is objectively wrong and also insane
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@yoclassicguy @videogeimu @EukaKoala Nothing was. What actual children, psycho
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@themetalhiro This first page is so funny on it's own tbh
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@fadule_ @mornings0da They do that too. It's not all roses. Same way not all guys are bros.
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@meatballtimes Ok but the overarching problem I'd say with your case is that the steps of diligence required to find a suitable therapist are exactly the things that a depressed, anxious, socially inept, and/or disillusioned person is incapable of doing which is why they need help. Chicken, egg
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@dyingscribe This is why when my family is like "everything happens for a reason" my reaction is like Yes, that's true This happened because I'm an asshole
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@rad_dude124 Yeah, frankly hating Super in general kind of cope
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@CNLiberalism Yeah their internet connection wasn't great
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@talktometay Glasses hit his vape and got outta there first he knew what was up
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