me: i watch "10 Things I Hate About You" for the plot the plot:

Jalen Hurts has been named the 2025 MVP in my bedroom.

@iguessimceleste no way this is real, i am getting embarrassed just reading it

@liljewzzivert this is the funniest shit

@garrisondorski wait no, for context my coworker was talking about a guy yesterday and instead of saying "i don't want him to be the father of my children" she said "i don't want him to be the children of my father"

@titnity that movie changed me, proceed with caution

got unwritten on beatstar, life couldn't be better

RT @diced_gold: This too shall pass, but what the fuck

someone please bring him back i miss him

tyler is so silly i can't

RT @wingsseni: bringing this back

@leahbernall wait how did you do this. that is so cool?

jaw on the fucking floor and i can't pick it up

@leahbernall wait do i just not have it?

song of the day:

@iguessimceleste everyone's answer should be yes

costar reminding me to go back to my roots

RT @rohandbatc: Does it ever Just how fast drive you crazy the night changes? #GRAMMYs

RT @baytato: Omg wait…. Taylor presented an award to Beyoncé and Kanye got escorted out of the awards. That’s like actually crazy when you…