Ricky
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Luke 12:12 | UX/UI 💼
Pretoria, South Africa
Joined April 2010
Let's settle this argument!. RT for Cassper Nyovest.Like for Drake
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Funniest twitter interaction you’ve ever seen ?.
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Pretoria CBD is every driver’s nightmare. Last night, this lady parked in front of me. Locked her car, checked if it was locked then walked away. Not a minute had passed, Suspect 1 comes in from the left, signalled Suspect 2 who was out of view, across the street…(1/3).
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Me pretending to have 5 years experience at an entry level interview.
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Food: R3 000.Data: R650.Rent: R7 500.Candles: R8 500.Utility: R250. Someone who is good at the economy, please help me budget this. My family is dying!.
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Another hotspot is Sterland. Drove past the next day, around 7pm. Saw cops standing with a lady who suffered the same fate. The syndicate won’t rest. Let’s normalise paying for parking. That R20 saves us from repurchasing the lost items AND the replacement of the car windows.
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Why isn't anyone talking about this? She's been stripped naked, and that cop has a riffle pinned to the back of her head. Is this justice? #UKZNProtests
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Love means sharing your thoughts, your fears, your dreams, your hopes and your food.
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Taking 5 influencers for a promo. Like the tweet. I'll DM the successful candidates. Thank you 💞.
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It only clicks as they quickly disappear into the crowd that a crime had JUST BEEN COMMITTED. I wait and wait for this lady, she never pitches. Got tired and left. Whoever you are, sorry for you loss ma’am yoh 💔 (3/3).
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You win 22million and your grandma who is 95 years old needs 21.9million for surgery. Will you pay? 👀
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So I was minding my own business, guy stole from this woman, she chased him, caught him and this happened.
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Me: Uploads WhatsApp Status.Person: Views WhatsApp Status. Person: "Please send me this"
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Last month they smashed and grabbed my laptop, went straight to the boot through the back seat. Same street: Pretorius street. Between Van Der Waalt and Vermeulen (don’t know the new street names).
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@Kabelo_SM I’ve always hated his show because I the aura that surrounds him. You can feel the filth. You can literally feel it. I don’t know how he managed to win people over. They love him 💔.
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South African Twitter is stingy with RTs. I bet American Twitter laugh at our lack of unity.
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500 people in South Africa have already died because Whatsapp is down and they couldn't forward a chain message to 10 people. #WhatsappDown
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Watch Elon Musk pretend to not know about his dad Errol Musk being interviewed on @podcastwithmacg 😂. MacG is gone gone. You have to applaud the team. This episode will do craaaazy numbers! I'm pretty certain The Joe Rogan Experience might even have a watch party for this one 😆
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This is so painful. Can we all report this account for this indecent and very ugly statement. #WinnieMandela
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I'm so proud to belong to a #WaterSmartNation by showing you how I save water daily. I use one cup of water each time I brush my teeth and wash my hands. You too can save water by pledging for Sunlight at and do your bit👍. Remember, #SunlightSavesWater😉
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Tag someone you know who doesn't put their phone down the entire day.
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to unlock the car. I don’t recall exactly which type Audi but I’ve thought long enough, victim’s car was probably an A1. Sus 2 unlocks from a distance. Sus 1 opens the boot and casually takes out a bag. Closes the boot and walks away. Meets up with Sus 2 then they split! (2/3).
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If the government came to you today and gave you a huge piece of land, what would you do with it?
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Forgive more. Pray more. Hustle more. Drink more water. Tweet less. Chase your dream. Succeed. #MondayMotivation
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Dentist: Open up. Me: Well it all started when my dad left. Dentist: No I meant. Dentist Assistant: Wait Thuso let him finish
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Are you guys aware that a villager embarrassed SA the other day?? 😂😂
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