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@notphillyberry
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10 months
Same, girl. Same. ❤️
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it's the blessing and the curse of passionate people. 🧠
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Finished Baby Reindeer. Never talking to strangers again. Never ever.
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@RobertMoyoJr It’s like scary movie 3
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@MissSassbox Rosemary was not fucking around. Kid better look both ways when he leaves school.
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@JJ_21564 I lived in a loud and expensive center city neighborhood. It was loud when I moved there and loud when I moved. That’s the neighborhood. Who am I to change it?
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@Cambone88 @TheSimpsons There are so many … Would this fall under a book or a magazine?
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@fran_traverso @KeneAkers Why? Her opponent flagrantly broke the rules. The ref let it happen.
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@MissSassbox Look. This show had me in a grip. Season two comes out in September. Two fucking years later.
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11 months
@MissSassbox Don’t. It’s too soon. I can’t cry on a Monday. We are not ready to talk about the joy that was Mr. Leslie Jordan.
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@MissSassbox He undid that button like he knew he was about to do something
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@JJ_21564 If it’s not your spot anymore, then you should move. Neighborhoods change and evolve. People move and try to mold the neighborhood to THEIR vision - that’s where issues arise. Look for somewhere that you feel like it’s home.
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@simpsons_DG Not Lenny!
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@dieworkwear Those aren’t timbs. I think they are ugg neumel
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11 months
@MissSassbox Steady. Like a clock. Shiiiit.
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10 months
@chefbleuprint Kinders the shit. I put this in everything. EVERYTHING.
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@MissSassbox I miss my Papa so much too.
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@MissSassbox His broach told me I was poor
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@baby_kimble @Mzsweetcakes08 @WiredbyHoney @DreaVegas @Hoopztarot It’s so fucking weird. Reevaluate your life if you’re staging abuse videos. It’s foul.
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@MediumSizeMeech Sister in law a real pill
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@MissSassbox I’m so naive. I am genuinely shocked.
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@MissSassbox I want the Daddy.
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@philly_planner @FailSepta Why does a government emergency vehicle, providing emergency services, even belong in this conversation?
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@MissSassbox thoughts before walking through bars of shame
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@MissSassbox People realizing you are also the “find out”
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@KeeleyFox29 @FBIPhiladelphia Promising young woman has vanished. You’re up.
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@dieworkwear I will spend four hours cultivating an entire wardrobe, love it, and then empty said cart, if there is a shipping fee of any kind.
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This is why I enjoyed Josh’s posts so much. At his core, he was a kind soul.
@JoshKrugerPHL
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I feel like such a goddamn jerk whenever I run upstairs to get something and my poor arthritic senior cat follows me since he dutifully orbits me all day. Just as he gets to me upstairs I have retrieved what I was searching for and run back down, abandoning him. 😭
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@Havoc_Six The amount of times I’ve contaminated crime scenes with glitter? I’ve lost count.
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@MissSassbox I never noticed how much fun he was having and had his security hang back. He was like “this how we do it in Texas.”
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@BobKellyFOX29 Isn’t your job traffic? There are plenty of back roads. Should have gotten off at rt 3. College, Haverford, Lancaster.
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I love being 47
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For all my Twitter friends who also have a talent that is: BIKE
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"what is your talent?" "bike" and he said what tf he said. WATCH HIM WORK. 🔥😩🤣
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@certifiedlivie @DailyLoud Opioid epidemic. Heroin became easier to get. City ignores the issue. Xylazine joined the party. It’s all pretty awful and sad.
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@MissSassbox He is!!!! You see that little teefer come out? “We’re watching our stories. You keep your pspspsps to your damn self.”
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@NGOBAMAKHOS @I_am_Bucie I wasn’t expecting the husband’s really long toothpick. 😂
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@Havoc_Six Orange cats are working on a secret world domination thing. You’re playing right into his paws.
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@MissSassbox They just don’t make that old school energy anymore. Oh, and she was MAD-MAD. 🤣
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@MissSassbox May I also add
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@MissSassbox Dishes. If they weren’t all vintage, I’d throw them out and buy new.
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@irene_koo They may fix me. Where. I dare not to Google. 🫢
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@pythonrocksnake No HOA. And, our neighborhood just ceased to exist.
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@DonnaDeCourcy @dieworkwear My grandma used to drag me to fabric stores as a child. I am now a sewist. I can smell a poly blend two towns over.
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It will be three years tomorrow since my dad died. This is one of his last posts on the FB. I’m so proud to be his daughter.
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@bikemamadelphia Sure does. Not arrested, identified, mentioned, NOTHING. WHY?
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@MissSassbox Sample them all.
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@MissSassbox I wish I didn’t have to see the audience mouth gestures
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@BobKellyFOX29 @PennDOTNews @FOX29philly Don’t you work for news? Be a reporter. Journalist something.
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@gddesssekkara @MissSassbox The minute anyone says “Scientologist”, people are like ohhhh
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@MissSassbox I will never not love Shaq.
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@MissSassbox Those cheek bones can cut glass. Beautiful.
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@MissSassbox I never realized he was in independent power lesbian Chanel. Fuck those men. He was holding it down!
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@MissSassbox If I was walking Martha and he asked me to take her for the day… Bye, Martha. Tell me all about Uncle Keanu.
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@MissSassbox She folded.
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@MissSassbox She loves her. I love them.
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@MissSassbox Like an old auntie I read this said “I wish she’d had a boy that was good to her.”
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@MissSassbox People are intimated by black women because black women are a force and beauty. Those that are intimated are reminded of their weaknesses and try to project it. It’s some bullshit.
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@SomaKazima @jaea0319 I cannot stop saying “WHAT?!” FR. WHAT?!?!?!?!!
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@dieworkwear They get so blousy above the knees. Is there a term for that? Blousy knee? Knee blouse?
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@MarkFusetti @FeatStinky @PhillyCrimeUpd Honest question: why release any info without reviewing bodycam footage?
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Happy Sunday Philly! Say good morning to @RepNeilson ! Our Transportation Chairman was responsible for not getting a much needed Septa budget increase passed. Why? It just didn’t have enough “oomph”. So, when your train, bus, trolley is late, be sure to say hi to @RepNeilson !
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@MissSassbox Did you say UPS????
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To the accounts that belittled Josh and now showing concern: “You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?”
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Be prepared, this will probably be my response to everything
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My dad was Mr. Selfie. I hope he’s ghost golfing in Ireland today, smoking a cigar, drinking Guinness, and singing with the other dads that aren’t here.
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@east_lot What is getting me about the influx of council posts? They are after the article. They weren’t proactive, they barely discuss the need to increase the budget, support for @SEPTA_SOCIAL workers, etc. Now, it’s damage control and finger pointing. People love Septa.
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Happy Pride Month
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When people beg for help because they are being stalked, we don’t mock them. I hope the ones that did that, feel his murder deep in their soul. You are all terrible people with no hope of redemption. Know that. Your life was too short, Josh.
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Drop a flick from your favorites folder
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@acegainzze @Sincerelytkxo @big_business_ If I could, I’d have Rick Rubin everywhere.
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When your Cali boyfriend moves in and discovers tastykakes
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@WorldBollard I could look at bollards bollard all day
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I always take such broody pictures like someone stole my bike
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Post a pic with long hair
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We had to say goodbye to Queen Katie today. She looked out for us for 14 years. And, quite possibly, a Russian Asset.
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@BroadAndMarket You’re doing the BEST thing ever
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@MissSassbox Chubby girls for the win.
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All these damn selfies! This is from … the Basic Bitch Look Era.
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A picture/video of you in shades? 😎
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@MissSassbox I can’t even see the movie poster. Goodbye.
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@messedupfoods @NicFlair_215 I say this quietly, but boldly
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Crossing Guard SZN. Almost got hit. Got threatened with “You don’t know me. I could have your job.” I may hang up the vest and go back to design. Sewing Eagles pillows would bring me joy.
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Leaving is hard. Forgiving yourself for staying is hard. Allowing yourself to be loved again is hard. I’m really grateful for the woman I am today and the person that loves me.
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@TrainHurst @Holler_hock @GovernorShapiro I think Canada planned it, JUST to mess with all the rec games, make everyone mask up, and cancel fun. Liberals.
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Titled: “Amy Can’t Sing”
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Drop a pic of you that could be an album cover
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I got vintage Tastykake grocery display at Philly Salvage years ago. Now, it holds records. 🥰
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@scubaryan_ @ihysnowwy This has to be staged. There is no way a dad would be that calm. And then post it. I hate everything about this. A kid’s surgery for clout. (True or not)
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@DPearsonPHL Look. I don’t have kids. But, I’m in the camp of “your dog doesn’t need to go everywhere”. And, I LOVE my dog sister Martha. But, her corgi/beagle ass goes to dog camp, not people places.
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Sometimes I don’t wear glasses
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Post a pic from your gallery & turn it B&W
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Martha always giving me the side eye
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My dad loved the Yankees
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@Mahogany_Mama
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QT a picture of you in a hat
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If @SEPTA_SOCIAL @SEPTA made little mini toddler Septa buses, you could fund Septa for decades
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Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️
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Ok, this is adorable
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