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🧿🧿🧿 anything sent to destroy me is being returned to sender 🧿🧿🧿
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cancel the online classes, refund the tuition! for god’s sake there’s a pandemic going on!!!!
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So, gusto ko lang to ishare dito kasi feel ko di lang ako nakakaexperience nito.
I MEAN, nakakainis lang na ikaw nalang lagi nag eeffort. Grabe, type type din.
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❗️The fort strip BGC is NOT A SAFE PLACE❗️
I went to nectar with friends last Thursday night and got drugged. My phone, watch, AirPods, and ATM cards were stolen.
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mga masc4masc pag tinawag mong mhiemarette, arekooo, tsaka seswang:
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let us normalize gooning, pls let us normalize gooning!! 🙌🏼
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Yung magwowork sana ako sa cafe pero nalimutan ko pala charger ng laptop ko kakatawa guys. Parang tanga kakatawa talaga guys!
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p3m prof: "class kung di niyo maintindihan mag tanong lang kayo ha"
classmate: "sir, di ko po maintindihan"
prof: "bakit di mo maintindihan, eh ang linaw ng sinabi ko"
??????? ukinam naman rap mambatok
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2 Queens na hindi nag lipsync this season for the Finale!!! WHAT A SHOW!!!!
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usb sila ng usb dito sa office gUSTO KO SUMIGAW NG FLASH DRIVE!!!!!
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ben jan nung nakita niya yung ahas na patay at piniling maging unprofessional 😔😔🙏🏻
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Assume ko na ako ito kasi meron tayong date set today, Sunday.
I didn't canceled on u haha I was at a birthday party last night, got drunk and woke up at 11am kanina, & wala naman tayong time set. I messaged u and wala naman response from u 😕 Saang part dun na nag cancel ako 😭
bumble guy just canceled on me today. if this happened 2 yrs ago I would sulk for too long. now I’m just okay.
would rather na mag fail na lang right away if di rin naman magwowork eventually hehe
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hala for clout lang pala itong patutsada mo noon 😝🤣
wouldn’t it be nice to have a bar in the city. No gogo boys, no drag shows , just a place where people can have drinks and conversations.
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dont forget the iconic kween zebra 😭😭😭
some of messy moments in philippine live television - a thread
1. miss universe 2015 coronation mishap between pia wurtzbach and ariadna gutierrez, hosted by steve harvey
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i mean, are u guys exclusively dating? if not, i don’t see any problem lmao
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“Pano mo tinatrack weight mo everyday?” “Ahmm hula lang! Feeling 60 today 🥰”
😭😭😭😭😭
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Napaka elitista ng atake sa “squammy”, kung maka flower “base” naman 🤣🤣🤣
Ang squammy nung family dito sa IKEA na may 40pcs pero pumila sa 10pcs and below. Ang catch, may family na nag defend kasi ang sabi "Pag bigyan Christmas Season naman". Muntikan na ako manampal ng Flower Base.
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Top tier companies should hire me. Why? because I have a:
“Moral and Spiritual certificate” that says, “I fought COVID19 in the education front and I defeated it”
Yes, I defeated it without actually learning something because online classes aren’t eFFECTIVE AND ITS ANTI POOR!!!
MUST READ: The UST-CSC Central Board, composed of the UST-CSC President and Local Student Council Presidents, has received the response of the administration on the petition letter filed regarding the "Institutional Continuity Plan during Extended & Post-ECQ."
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kakatawa yung pag announce ng open relationship, wala atang pumipila privately
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told my sugar daddy i’m craving for some tapsilog & mojos and sent me this ☹️
cant imagine life without him 🥺😩
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This event was really traumatizing for me and I would appreciate it if people won't take this situation lightly. It's easy to get carried away pag nage-enjoy, but I hope this also serves as a reminder to to look after your friends! We gotta stick together and remain vigilant ❗️🫶🏼
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Just a little something for
@lenirobredo
#LeniRobredo2022
#LabanLeni2022
#LetLeniLead2022
💗
Putting out the link here if u wanna use! You can download it here 😃💗
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a quote from Itaewon Class, it is very timely nowadays ✊🏻🥵
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Good Morning everyone, kindly disregard the announcement regarding the Roarientation 2019 rescheduled tomorrow, our announcement template has been stolen and edited.
PLS SHARE
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I know na nagjo-joke pa ako about me losing my phone, but coping mechanisms aside, nag sink-in lang sa akin ngayon na I could've died that night. Without even knowing paano ako na-punta sa QC, let alone nagising mag-isa sa gutter. I'm thankful na nakauwi pa ako in one piece.
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Ako lang ba hindi nanonood ng Miss Universe? Im gay pero di ko lang talaga feel e 😅😅
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Not really the Sunday night I was expecting, but I just want to remind everyone na if you wish to keep things in private, dont put it out on social media. We all know naman how social media works.
and another thing, don't forget--
#LeniForPresident2022
#LeniKikoAllTheWay
! 💗🎀
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I have no idea paano ako nakalabas na ng nectar around 4am. Nagising nalang ako sa gutter sa QC around 7-8am, somewhere around E. Rodriguez—my friends tried tracking my phone's location the same morning I went missing. The last loc was somewhere along San Juan near Greenhills.
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@cziahcziah
@ABSCBNNews
@VivienneGulla
at dadami ang inaabusong asawa at anak? tanga mo isip isip din pag may time
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Maging open kayo sa mga partner niyo kung meron kayong mga crush, magusap kayo ng maayos sa lahat ng bagay, iba kasi sainyo daming unresolved issues, tapos maghahanap pa kayo ng sabit 🤕🤕🤕
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Our dating culture is so fucked up, that people think its okay to do something like this (call out culture) without actually thinking it through. Wag niyo ibigay sarili sa taong hindi sure sainyo. Always check the label.
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Sinabi ko lang kung saan nangyari yung incident, and what I feel now sa lugar na yan. What’s with the attitude? Paolo, parang ikaw pa dehado dito.
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lol may prof sa cf/ad na pinagalitan isang student dahil inexpress ng student ang UST thru art
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I want to thank everyone who was kind enough to respond to the situation din. 🥺 If you can share your location (iOS Find My feature) sa trusted contact, be sure to do that as well. ❗️❗️
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I proposed the color coded pub for the info dissem nung CSC 17-18, since nga effective din siya to categorise the announcements. Sapag kakaalam ko, I saw the same color coding somewhere. If it actually helps, bakit kailangan paringgan na ginaya, to serve naman ang purpose nyan.
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alam mo, tama si troye sivan, only fools fall for you
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swerte ng makakatuluyan ko, equal rights nalang hihilingin 😋😋
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Kung maghehesitate kayong manlibre sa dates, wag kayong mag ask out first. Simple simple lang nyan. Kung may gusto kayo, sabihin niyo or kausapin niyo di yung puro kayo kaartehan puros kayo asking if red flag ba yon e kayo naman yung red flag 🙀😸
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Pls pls pls be careful and always stick wt ur friends when going out. Coz you’ll never know talaga. Apparently meron na din mga nangyaring ganito based sa nakita kong twts the morning after the incident so please be vigilant. Keep safe and I hope wala na maka exp nung na-exp ko.
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How does this photo make you feel?
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I just want to add din na thankful din ako sa friends ko na kasama ko that night. Nung nalaman nila na nawawala na ako hinanap nila ako and I was really nowhere to be found and out of control na nila yun. Alam niyo kung sino kayo and love ko kayo 💕
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Hi! I’m selling my iPhone 13 Alpine Green 💚
Bought last Aug 2022 from PMC
Battery Health is 100%
No scratches, dents. In PRISTINE condition!
Complete w box, and lightning cord!
Will throw in 2 phone cases & 1 tempered glass.
DM for the price ‼️
Retweets are appreciated! 💃
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Naiinis ako, bakit nakikisali yung nag screen rerecord ng jabol videos na parang siya pa ang victim na inatake siya ng mga daga what the hell is this fuckery
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Ganyan talaga, normal naman ginagawa yan sa industriya, tingin mo ba araw araw nag sshoot sa mga series o di kaya araw araw ang pag gawa ng content ng mga brands? Content calendar tawag dyan, block mo kung sawa ka na.
Bhie, 3 weeks ago na mula ng nag Boracay ka. Kelan ka matatapos mag post ng paisa isa mo na pic sa IG? 🤭
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Kaya kayong mga student leader, kung di kaya supportahan ng s/o niyo yung gusto niyo sa buhay, wag nalang. Sa isang relationship, kailangan support kayo ng isa’t isa, no matter what. 🤗✨😁
“Mamili ka, CSC o ako” ayan talaga yung highlight nung last relationship ko. Buti nalang wala na kme xD
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I AM GOING TO ERA’S TOUR SG 😭😭💖💖 THANK YOU UNIVERSE THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
#ErasTourSG
#TSTheErasTour
💖😭🙏🏻
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Our feelings are so sensitive to the point na namimistaken din natin yung pagiging mabait sa acts of love. Di naman ako fan masyado ng MBT, but wag naman sana siraan ng ganito hahahah useless thread to tbh, but meh whatever floats your boat.
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laughtrip lang lagi e 😭😭😭 she’s so me omg
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