Anyway I be trying to put y'all on to couponing and y'all don't be beat but since times, are in fact, hard, I'm going to share this cashback app again! It's pretty low effort as far as couponing goes and I've earned back $367 from normal grocery shopping:
Got into a car accident 3 days ago. Drunk driver hit me and totaled my car. Then tried to say I hit him while being locked up on the scene of the accident. I'm okay but LORD these days have been hard.
I got the job! Going out to get shots so all you strangers trying to humble me in my mentions? Better luck next life. It's only getting egregious from here! Ta ta
I usually come on here for jokes but the Jameson kicked in.
I really thought I had more time & we had to lay my grandfather to rest.
Love on your people while you can. Not in a guilty way. Just in a, "live each moment like it's your last" kind of way.
God bless y'all 🫶🏼
Sometimes, as the friend who checks in periodically, it just feels like your people forget you need people, too. Maybe because as a non-day-to-day communicator, people already think all is well? It's an interesting dynamic
Man, lost a family member today. Close in relation but not necessarily in depth of personal connection. Nonetheless, the finality of death is so staggering sometimes. We're really on borrowed time.
I work as a bartender at a diner and let me tell you, when the rare fine man walks in you really do turn into Alicia Keys. Can't even help it.
Start offering milks you don't even have in the establishment.
I know I felt cute because I took pictures with an open mouth smile and I never do because I hate my gap teeth 😂
It wasn't bare face but it was filterless, purr
I can't stand when a man crosses a boundary but wants you to jokingly deliver your dismay.
You made me uncomfortable and want me to make you feel comfortable while telling you? Lol Ok.
Overnight oats is glorified cold soggy porridge and it grinds my gears that the fitness folks try to jam it down our throats!
We get it you "mind over matter" everything. Now move!
It was an emotional day but I had on fire stockings and I ended the day drinking with my brother 🔥
And the DJ at the bar gave me a bouquet 😭
6 out of 10 stars
Definitely wear a v neck shirt to this bartending interview right??
This is why I didn't last before in the night life scene. I be trying to head to interviews in collared button downs and slacks looking like Lori Lightfoot
Thank you guys so so much for the well wishes & uplifting. Physically I'm alright as far as no bone breaks or major lacerations but I'm in pain & I'm trying to establish a new normal now that my body has been jolted. Mentally/emotionally, I'm trying to navigate incrementally 🩷