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Cosmetologist | she/her | 🏳️🌈♈️ | having an identity crisis don’t txt
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Told my mom I was adding to my sleeve and she said “what are you going to do on your wedding day?!”
Idk. Wear a pretty dress. Probably get married.
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At the gym and this guy motioned for me to take off my headphones... against my better judgement I did.. and he goes “try smiling, you look so unapproachable.” That’s bc I AM now leave me alone.
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I accidentally looked at this girl in the gym with my rbf and she just kind of hung her head and I felt SO BAD I went up and told her she looked amazing and apologized for my face and she told me she looks up to me and asked me some questions and now we’re gym friends 🥺🥺💕💕
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I’m notorious for not eating bc I’m nauseous but then I’m even more nauseous bc I’m not eating. Then when I finally eat I feel even worse than before W H Y does my stomach do me like this???
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So today I got a $3 tip on a $180 check. Then $40 on a $30. Then $5 on a $90. Then an absolutely belligerent man wrote $5 on a $100, asked me if it was good, to which I replied “eh” so then he changed it to $50. Lmao serving is wild sometimes.
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Hello I posted this on Instagram and lost over 50 followers so what’s up Twitter are you guys going to love me or hate me !!??
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The thong I’m wearing in the gym today is tearing my asshole apart so sorry to the dude who’s seen me pick my wedgie 5+ times
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One of my ex’s messaged me apologizing for everything he did and I deadass forgot we even dated
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One time I dated a trainer who didn’t let me get anything besides chicken in my chipotle bowl (even veggies bc carbs are ~bad~) and told me I had to do an hour of cardio a day. Poor 19 year old me. A delusion bitch.
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When my ex got drunk he’d get mad and scream at me for everything and anything.
My boyfriend now gets drunk and tells me how hot I am, eats my ass then let’s me be little spoon.
Don’t settle bitches.
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If this mans is my forever dick I’ll never have to fake another orgasm again. Wild.
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Y’all. I’m getting my hair done by my mentor. At the salon that asked me to come in for an interview that I rly want to work at. I spoke it into existence.. and they just mfn OFFERED ME A JOB. IM GOING TO BE WORKING NEXT TO MY MENTOR WHEN I GRADUATE. IM GOING TO CRY.
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RIP to this cute skirt. Bc my mans ripped it off of me last night. Like ripped it. In half.
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One time I went on two (2) dates with a guy and he told me he couldn’t picture his life without me and wanted to spend the rest of his life with me *I stopped seeing him bc.... AHhhH* then one month later he was engaged.
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Do you ever just delete a tweet mid typing bc you realize the internet doesn’t need to know ~every~ trash thought that enters your mind???
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Okay imma brag for a second. My girls inspo pic is on the left, my work is on the right. I’m so fkn proud of how far I’ve come in these past 16 months. 2 months left of school. Pray for my sanity pls.
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So many girls are growing in confidence and badass-ness and empowering others. Like damn. It's a movement and I'm here for it.
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My mans said he’s going to bed... so I sent him nudes to keep him awake. Not on my watch sir. It is give me attention o’clock.
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I want to know if liking 10 old pictures on a girls Instagram has ever gotten a dude laid.
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My boyfriend slid in my dms last year and I curved him. Now I’m ᵐᶦˡᵈˡʸ obsessed with him. Ah a modern love story
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My goal in the gym is to look as unapproachable as possible (unless it’s a girl— hey cutie I like your leggings lets be friends) so WHY DID THIS MAN COME TAP ME ON THE SHOULDER N TELL ME TO SMILE???? It’s been one hell of a week. Y’all need to learn how to act.
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The guy who ghosted me for a week after I told him I’m ~bi~ just texted me and asked if I’d give him another chance. I — I just want to know what part of him thought “This right here. This is a good idea.”
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All I’ve done today is drink coffee, masturbate and take nudes. Productive morning I’d say.
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Do u ever see a girl so hot you just can’t decide if you want to be her or be on her???????????? Same.
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I posted a lil side by side on insta of my progress in the last 4 months and someone rly had the audacity to message me “must be nice you’re so lucky” LUCKY?? I’m paying for a coach, I’ve busted my ass in the gym & stuck to my macro plan. This wasn’t luck boo. I worked for this.
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I’ve never in my entire life been confident in a bikini and this summer that is OvEr. I am LOVING MY BODY. It’s strong. It’s healthy. And I love it so I’m not hiding it anymore.
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YOU’RE 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 GETTING 👏🏼 RID 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 ABORTIONS 👏🏼 YOU’RE 👏🏼 GETTING 👏🏼 RID 👏🏼 OF 👏🏼 SAFE 👏🏼 ABORTIONS
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My waxer just said “You’ve been shaving your legs for this boy! The last 3 times I’ve seen you I haven’t had to ask if you wanted to add them to your service. You must really like him!” DAMMIT TASHA. Keep your voice down.
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Nudity empowers some, while modesty empowers others. Let’s keep empowering women instead of trying to tear them down.
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Ya post one hot pic on the timeline and all of a sudden boys who used to bully you in highschool think they can slide in ya dms
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I broke up with a boyfriend I was unhappy with. Got a tattoo. Lost 15 pounds. I graduate in October.. 2019 is truly going to be my fukn year.
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It’s been a consistent 2 weeks in the gym someone tell me they’re proud of me
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Hello psa no showing your hairdresser is v rude. I just missed out on $300 and have clients that had to wait several weeks to get in on a Saturday with me bc you took up a spot. Now I sit around until 1:00 w/o pay bc it’s too late to fill the spot you took. Don’t be rude. Tyia.
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Twitter is the superior social media platform. Why pretend like I’m living some lavish life or watch baby boomers suck trumps dick when I can just live my subpar life with my fellow trash brethren
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I’m about to fuck around and make a finsta so I can share my nudes and mental breakdowns.
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Booty call not booty calling so getting hi in a bubble bath it is 🫡
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This guy at work today *after overhearing a conversation about losing weight with my regulars* said to me “I bet all the boys like you better now that you lost all that weight huh? Or are you even into guys?” I’ve never been so close to punching someone in my entire life.
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If you’re going to post workout videos “for all those wondering what I do in the gym 🤪” can ya make sure your form isn’t the worst fkng form I’ve ever seen in my life thx
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Now there’s two cosmetologists in the fam!! I fkn graduated bois 🍾
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One time I hooked up with a guy who fist bumped me afterwards and said “couldn’t have done this without you!” 🙂🙂
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My boyfriend has a better ass than me and that is what I’m mad about today
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I am terrified to leave my serving job and start in a salon. I constantly think “what if I’m not good enough?” But at the same time I am so incredibly excited to start a new chapter in my life. Change is scary but change is good. We’re almost there bois.
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He’s gone. Thank you all for the love and support you showed us the past 2 years. He was so loved by so many 🤍
Please keep Chief in your thoughts. He’s having liver failure and they gave him a 5% chance of survival. They’re keeping him overnight and I’ll have more in the morning. Please just please send him all the good vibes and wishes and thoughts and energy. Please
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Do u think swallowing his cum would make my throat feel better?
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I SQUAT 200LBS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE TONIGHT!!!!! FOR 2 AND THEY WERE RLY UGLY BUT I DID IT!!!!!! I’m fucking lit rn
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You know that feeling when you just want to love
@russdiemon
but he doesn't even know u exist?? Same.
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Nothing quite like some disrespectful sex with an “I love you” sprinkled in. Ya know.. as a treat
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Guys look at my hair. Before, after foils & after color. I’m fkn O B S E S S E D 🥵🥵🥵 I’ve been wanting to do something like this for a year???? Thank u Sara for absolutely fucking killing this and pouring 8 hours of your time into my head 🥺❤️
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Morning skinny hits different and it’s v rude that I don’t look like this all day :/
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You need to eat more than 1200 calories a day. Carbs aren’t bad for you. You don’t need to do an hour of cardio a day. Ditch the light weight for a lot of reps just to “tone” mentality. You can still go out with your friends. Be patient. Be kind to yourself. Make it sustainable.
What’s the hardest lesson you’ve learned in fitness? What’s one piece of advice you could give to anyone just starting? Genuinely curious.
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One time this guy dm’d me and asked for my number and I said “don’t you have a girlfriend?” And he said “nope. Single as a Pringle” I never replied and then his gf messaged me calling me a whore and they both blocked me. I think about that a lot.
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