Leah Stodart
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i bet all the trump supporting frat boys who voted to cut healthcare from millions of sick kids feel rly gr8 abt their participation in thon
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i'm pretending that the royal baby's actual name is royal baby and that we will refer to him as prince royal baby and he will always sit in the throne wearing a giant diaper only
The new UK royal line of succession:
1. Prince Charles
2. Prince William
3. Prince George
4. Princess Charlotte
5. Prince
#RoyalBaby
Thanks to a 2011 gender parity law, this is the first time a new prince ranks below his older sister instead of skipping past her.
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this is prosciutto
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“are you wearing the in-“
“the inauguration day mittens? yeah, i am”
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what do people from high school who have two kids and a house think when they see something like this on my instagram story
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damn, she got a bunch of shit done to her face AND they removed her heart and her brain......what a survivor
It’s been months since I found this pic of tomi lahren pre-surgery and it’s still hilarious
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i'm gonna say this before it gets out of hand: the memes with the guy from despicable me are unacceptable. that is stuff that the facebook community finds funny. if you're laughing, do better
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what my fridge sees when i’m omw to come eat shredded cheese out of the bag
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*wendy’s bragging about their super unnatural looking square burgers*
weird flex but ok
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bro carrie is WAY too obsessed with big.....been broken up for like a year and every time someone asks her about her last relationship “there it was. the question no woman wants to hear.” bitch big ain’t even remember you you dated for two years and you’re like 32 grow up
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so turns out drawing minuscule bats with eyeliner isn't that easy but uh tis the season bitch
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my sweet 93-year-old pappy passed away yesterday. one time he dropped what he was doing to race to my dorm and drop my books off with minutes to spare because i forgot the return deadline. he did that kind of stuff for me constantly for 25 years. i will miss him forever.
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this is my first apartment in nyc that i get to decorate the whole place instead of just a bedroom :’) halloween kitchen, bathroom, and living room have been activated
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...those parents don't have their son anymore. it was literal fucking manslaughter. greek life is the worst fucking shit to ever exist.
All felonies remaining in the Beta Theta Pi case were dismissed.
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tomi lahren is a fucking serpent. all shade about her haggard extensions and 8th grade eyeshadow skills aside, she is genuinely such a rancid sociopathic individual. i cannot stand the fact that she has a platform to spew and encourage such hissy fit hatred. i am so mad.
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hello i officially have my dream boyfriend :) my tweets about men being trash will be decreasing (slightly) and men can officially stay out of my DMs
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hey @ ppl who don't clear the time left on the microwave after taking their food out early, what was it like being raised in a barn
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everyone better have a good week or else i’m beating someone’s ass
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me: omg i'm done if he can't text me first i ain't sending nudes
him: hey send nudes:)
me:
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plato's closet employees be like: ready to fuck it up w my girls tonight <3
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i wish i understood the point of drinking casually and didn't try to black out every single time but u know
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my psychology professor said “I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she does not leave the lizard alone” and honestly i think that’s something everyone needs to hear
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how do boys decide which friends they're going to call by their last name instead of first name
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me after one sip of alcohol: WHOMST would like to give me attention
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excuse me my shoes were 129 dollars please do not spill your beer or scuffle around this isn't payless
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idk whose son needs to hear this, but the brita pitcher only takes a few seconds to refill
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IF UR NOT MAD ABOUT NET NEUTRALITY UR NOT PAYING ATTENTION!!! it's not cute to be clueless sis! have fun having to pay to get on snapchat to take pictures of your square nails! just bc ur oblivious doesn't mean ur immune!
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when u treat a man perfectly and take care of him and are the epitome of an angel girlfriend and he goes and fucks up the relationship for literally no reason and then wonders why his life sucks
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NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS DID I THINK I WOULD FIND A MAN WHO TREATS ME LIKE THIS?????? A BITCH IS SHOOK! I LOVE U 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️ (proof that a nice boy WILL come along eventually)
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wow that’s crazy......mine is the girl from the ring crawling out my tv or being taken and sold into sex trafficking by men pretending to be nice to me at the bar
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just showin off my first cut crease that took me so long i wanted to commit sue of side
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this annoying guy in an egg costume would not go tf away and we told him to scramble LOL
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psu students going home to like texas and florida and california for the summer talkin bout i miss state college...crack heads
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*crinkling a candy wrapper into the phone like in the parent trap* lindsay? i think i've lost you lindsay!!! *hangs up*
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men will literally use all of the water in a brita pitcher and put the empty pitcher back in the fridge without filling it up. for this reason alone i can prove that they men not have the brain capacity to be the superior gender.
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so crazy how men are trash.....anyways. big solar eclipse coming
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drunk leah carried and protected A SINGLE MOZZ STICK from the bar all the way home in the uber and then set it right on the shelf in the fridge because “she might want it later” that is the most me thing i have ever done
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if u were raised right u wouldn't support someone who brags about raping women and u also wouldn't have that ugly ass coach bag
Stopped to clean
@realDonaldTrump
Hollywood Star. Nothing but respect for MY President.
#RaisedRight
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of course platos closet wont take a worn once bodysuit from tobi or FE21 bc their entire staff is girls who wear old navy flipflops in snow
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should people who tweet things like “am i the only one who finds murder mystery documentaries super interesting??” have rights?
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sunsets are beautiful stop being so pissed about ppl posting pictures or acting like ur so chill for not posting one lmao
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men are throwing their razors, that they spent their own money, in the toilet bc gillette said they shouldn’t bark at women on the street
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mmm no disney is for the liberals and the gays sorry.....if you want to be the princess of an amusement park that matches ur style, u can be the dip lip princess of ur local yeehaw carnival
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if u break up w someone don't stalk their social media!!! if u stop lurking u basically forget they exist. don't make ur life worse, christ
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you've swallowed nut before, you can take a bite off someone else's pizza
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it's so funny that being drunk gives you the confidence to pee literally anywhere
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real women say "that's it, i'm not going" in the grinch voice
Are u even a girl if you don't have the "I'm not fuCKING GOING" mental breakdown whilst getting ready
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i will straight up pass out if a boy ever hurts my feelings and then feels bad about it and doesn't do it again
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YES BITCH WE DID THAT!!! lou barletta is straight up vile. another trump minion has been knocked off, ya love to see it
#BREAKING
: CBS News: Sen. Bob Casey Wins Third Term After Defeating Republican Rep. Lou Barletta
#ElectionDay
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oh u don't have a valentine on valentine's day? some people don't even have a president on president's day.
#notmypresident
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merry christmas i got extremely drunk at my family’s christmas eve party and my brother has videos of me screaming about how people shouldn’t be allowed on kilimanjaro safari at animal kingdom if they don’t vote for a candidate who supports the green new deal
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when u been usin ur data like nobody's business and u get hit with the 90% text w/o a 75% warning
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hungover me walking back into the bedroom to tell my friend i threw up
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hello i won an award for an article i wrote.......i would like to thank caffeine pills and meat and cheese thingies from cvs
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does yeehaw twitter honestly think making bible references when talking about gun control will sway our opinion at all like...i don't give a fuck what cain did with a rock we're talking about real dead children here not made up people who sacrifice their children like goats
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my fam legit started arguing w me over the definition of feminism while i was carving a pumpkin. like with a knife in my hand. y'all brave
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i just have a feeling that waking up early would suck significantly less if u were waking up in california
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why do women have to “close their legs” to avoid getting pregnant? why can’t men retract their penis
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list of girls i hate:
1. tomi lahren
2. taylor swift
3. I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone
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people who don’t use twitter are so weird......they really be trying to show you memes that are a screenshot from twitter and like four days old that they found on instagram......their awareness of the world is so delayed
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well damn i could do this 2 if i was born into a rich family.....let’s not give average ppl the idea that if they steal from colourpop they’ll make 900 million dollars
How Kylie Jenner leveraged her massive social media following to build a $900M cosmetics fortune:
#SelfMadeWomen
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the manhattan D.A. when they confiscate all of trump’s documents
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willard preacher rn: "the reality is most of u r going 2 hell" honey im on a campus full of greek life & trump supporters...this IS hell
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i cannot believe it is normal for the president to call a woman horseface on twitter.....like that’s just something the leader of a country does instead of his actual job.....we literally live in an episode of family guy marty i’m scared what the fuck
“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.”
@FoxNews
Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!
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let me get this straight......you get invited to the met gala and have a chance to wear a wildly cool themed costume, ESPECIALLY this year with a catholic church theme that gives so many outfit opportunities.....and you show up in a four star restaurant brunch outfit......
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yup ur the only one, netflix and hulu definitely continue to add tons of serial killer and murder documentaries for one quirky different person
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sober: i hate men i hope they all burn in hell
after 1 glass of wine: ill throw myself on the floor if i dont get male attention immediately
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remember when i got to go to the bernie rally at penn state and was thinking he was bout to be president and everything was fine, my life has not known peace since then
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i still get penn state sexual assault texts and just got one that said one happened at the BJC aka at THON. penn state men are seriously gross, that's the same guy that posts a pic with his THON child yet voted for trump to take healthcare away from a ton of kids
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me, drunk, typing an email to the PR contact of the bar i’m at about how they shouldn’t use plastic straws/cups and don’t have any accessible recycling bins
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at the club when mAAd city comes on and ur trying to dance while also monitoring the mouths of white ppl to make sure they pause for the n word
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why does this piece of crusted stove grease act like being in nyc means fighting off gang member every five seconds lol......nobody is gonna rob you ma’am you have nothing that anyone wants
Thank you New York for being so awful that I can't even protect myself with my handgun in your crime-ridden city 🙃 At least your pizza is good though
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it's valentine's day and i may be single but i'm not bitter or alone. my parents and my friends give me enough luv to overpower anything a man could give me. that being said, i truly cannot wait to get drunk by myself tonight lmao clink clink bitch
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special shoutout to my dad who has proofread every single paper i've ever written from middle school-4.5 years of college 💞
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