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One thing Eli & Maya Pope was gone do was deliver a monologue baby. Their scenes were always ELITE & iconic!
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My favorite part of adulting is napping. Baby I will turn everything off so quick and lay down. 😂😂
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Don’t take me nowhere you used to take your old nigga.
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@LookatDee614
@mrLdavis
Don’t worry sis. Some gay men don’t bathe too. They’re called ‘strict tops’.
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150 times 😫
Who is the most problematic person that you would still sleep with?
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A MASTERCLASS!!! LADIES & GENTLEMEN!!! Mama Pope ate flawlessly and never even flinched! 😭
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Papa Pope always got his too!! I would’ve pissed myself if somebody read me like this 😭😭 fhjgfsgjhg
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@djordxc
The way my headache had me locked outside for an hour without a phone in the heat, a bonnet, and no clothes on earlier but is still my badass baby.
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Ain’t no way a nigga would have my sitting outside in the damn cold for 2 hours waiting for him on damn National TV. Girl….STAND UP!!!!!!!
#RHOA
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@IMNOTK3VIN
This is sendiiiiiinnngggg meee 😂😂😂 Chaka gave us Tell Me Something Good! Like get your fucking ass up and WORK babe!! 😭
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@Fedupmomz
They NEVER recovered from this. This was the annihilation of a relationship. They hated her guts after this read 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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@TheGreatIsNate
Mind you, this was the SECOND time they discussed it. I wish ppl would just admit they didn’t watch the show.
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@notblaccbrry
The camera crew getting free footage while already knowing who they gone cast:
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‘ALIEN SUPERSTAR’ — DAENERYS TARGARYEN
- Absolutely 1 of 1,
#1
, AND the only one!
- Drip DEFINITELY intravenous!
- FOREVER that girl!
- UNIQUE!
- The UNBURNT, the Mother of DRAGONS! BE FR!!!
- Category: BAD BITCH!
- Would’ve ruled the world but gave it all up for dick.
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@trectrl
Don’t miss this opportunity
@theestallion
and get
@MariahCarey
involved somehow! Legends only!
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@TheJessieWoo
Barely? We didn’t know her at all 😭😭 she was only on screen twice before that, each time for 2 seconds. Like yeah the idea is sad but that was our FAMILY at the Red Wedding 😩😩😩
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‘ENERGY’ — MARGAERY TYRELL
- Came on the scene with that ENERGY!
- An LGBT Ally! We stan!
- Wealth, Class, Beauty — really had the girls SHOOK, PANICKING!
- Did not deserve to die. The first REAL challenger to Cersei’s power.
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‘AMERICA HAS A PROBLEM’ �� OLENNA TYRELL
- WESTEROS HAD A PROBLEM AN IT WAS LADY OLENNA!
- The icon they never knew was coming!
- Killed the King and didn’t get caught until her death when she admitted it as a Chess move!
- Had an answer for ever smart mouth she met!
- The OG!
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‘I’M THAT GIRL’ — ARYA STARK
- NO ONE quite literally could stop her.
- Very much so THAT girl (perhaps non-binary) since the beginning and she always knew it!
- The ONLY one who could defeat the Night King and literally save humanity.
- DEAD ASS!
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The same J*sus that allowed slavery? Run me my money babes.
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Me: A thread 📍
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Leegggssss anddd HIPS anddd BODYY BODYY BODYYYY. Miss Kandi Legendary Burruss is coming!!!
#RHOA
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‘COZY’ — CERSEI LANNISTER
- Knew she was a villain since childhood and EMBRACED it! Very much cozy in who she was.
- They wanted her dead since S1 but she ALWAYS had a trump card!
- Played CHESS not Checkers until the end.
- MIGHT I SUGGEST YOU DON’T FUCK WITH MY SIS!
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‘HEATED’ — GREYWORM
- FACE CARD NEVER DECLINED MY GAWD!
- Definitely had to fan myself off when he was on the screen.
- Never wore cheap spandex, only the finest leather.
- Tip Tip Tipped across the Narrow Sea to get Dany her crown.
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‘CHURCH GIRL’ — MISSANDEI OF NARTH
- Was definitely dropping it like a THOTTY! She wasn’t fooling me!
- Went from being a slave to one of Daenerys’ top advisors! Definitely been up and down.
- Was definitely trying to make Greyworm Daddy if he wanted to (he did)
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Me realizing I’m my niece’s Uncle Johnny when I do her hair. Living with Legends!
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‘BREAK MY SOUL’ — TYRION LANNISTER
- Determined not to be overlooked just because he was a dwarf.
- KEPT a drank on him because life was stressful as hell.
- Killed his daddy while taking a shit because he ducked his woman.
- Despite multiple attempts on his life, he outlived!
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‘THIQUE’ — KHAL DROGO
- Had that THIQUE and that NANA if you know what I mean!
- Made that oochie coochie go LALA!
- Would absolutely hit it in the car and take him back to the casa or wherever else he wanted to go. 🤭
- KEEP GOING! NEVA STOP!
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THIS IS A JON SNOW HATE ACCOUNT! NOOOO HE DOES NOT APPEAR ON PURPOSE! NO I DO NOT REGRET IT! Drogon really should’ve handled that if you ask me!
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‘MOVE’ — LORD BAELISH
- Absolutely came to play, had everybody’s tea and used it to his advantage.
- Definitely was scheming and moving mfs left and right to rise to the top!
- Came from nothing and nowhere, but was always in the conversation WHO DIS GYAL IN DI BACK OF DI ROOM??
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‘ALL UP IN YOUR MIND’ — LORD VARYS
- The MASTER of whispers!
- Had everybody in Westeros’ tea and it was ALWAYS piping hot!
- Knew what treachery you were up to before you did.
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‘PURE/HONEY’ — SANSA STARK
- Miss Honey was a Bad Bitch AND Money Bitch!
- TOOK AWHILE, but she eventually stepped into her greatness and got hers! Sweet like honey!
- Definitely brought the boys to the yard! Had many suitors over the course of the show, even the King, until…
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@WorldLatinHoney
Them after he grabbed that damn ax and start shredding shit up like Freddy:
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@notcapnamerica
@WhiteHouse
I had to double back cause I was like wait not the WHITE HOUSE account!! Pettttyyyyyyyyyy 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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‘SUMMER RENAISSANCE’ — DAENERYS TARGARYEN PT. 2
- Wanted to break the wheel of power hungry men and be THE Renaissance.
- Was too busy trying to make J** tat a ring and he ended up sneaking her in the end!
- Walked into fire and was reborn MULTIPLE times! Power!
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@SirJefe718
Took the tires off his car and left it in the middle of the street while he was sitting in it 😭😭
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“How about a PLAYBILL?!” I know that’s right Kenya 😂😂 What ever happened to customer service??
#RHOA
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‘CUFF IT’ — JAIME LANNISTER
- Quite literally will fuck up the night or whomever for his woman!
- Definitely needed a prescription for fucking his twin sister his entire life.
- Cut his hand off so he could get back to his woman. (Ok I made that up 🤭)
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Didn’t realize y’all loved Pardi so much or do yall just hate Meg?
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Hope you enjoyed this thread if you love
#RENAISSANCE
and
#GameofThrones
! I haven’t seen this done and had so much fun making this! Some of them were hard to place with the songs, but I did my best!
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Now Draya…
Hey I got a question for my little scamming scammers. Lol. If you get a SBA loan and it’s under a business name what are the steps to paying it back and if it is under the business name and you go into default does it go under your personal credit?
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‘VIRGOS GROOVE’ — TALISA STARK
- Had face AND body (apparently)
- Played hard to get at first, but definitely wanted to play!
- Knew Robb was supposed to marry someone else, but told him to taste that fleshy part and got both of them (and his mama/their baby) killed as a result.
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@parkwood
Bet y’all won’t drop the album early cause y’all scared Bey gone get y’all together. I dare you! (Please)
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Cutttssss????
When are y’all getting your Christmas cuts 💇🏾♂️???
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@thirdking0208
Her return is the ONLY thing they could convince me to watch this show again 😂
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‘PLASTIC OFF THE SOFA’ — SHAE
- Didn’t mind that Tyrion was a dwarf, still gave up that cutty anyway.
- Definitely liked it, baby. (Until he pissed her off and she fucked his daddy)
- Tried to boost Tyrion up despite his reality, but he was too scared of Tywin to do anything.
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@TheElleWord_
Too bad he didn’t ACTUALLY say it tho. It was a daydream 😂 Maya & Eli said it with their chests and meant it 😂😂
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Simone and Cecil writing a couple’s book is actually genius considering what they’ve overcome. I love that.
#married2med
#marriedtomedicine
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