jack the dripper
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follow me on bluesky, I’m only here to piss people off
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Joined December 2017
@KennieJD you should’ve watermarked these. you gonna end up on some hair growth oil IG page 😭😭😭.
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@sokinematic i went to 4 different high schools and never seen a mf get pushed into a locker because they were “nerdy” like all the different “cliques” just mind their business, we all hated it there
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@_glopapi imagine you getting chased by a shooter and you trying to drive off but gotta wait for the steering wheel to load
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@_wildmilk and using lawn chairs for your living room furniture is actually really smart and can save space for entertaining (i do anal).
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@alysssssa_x not me doing this same shit but matching with accountants for help with my taxes
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@determination7 no she dumped him because she was sexually traumatized by doing cam and when a nice guy who didn’t objectify came along she felt like she didn’t deserve it and decided to self sabotage rather than communicating.
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@mattmcGhee imagine paying $300 to look like you’re playing in an underfunded early 2000’s ABC family show
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@_slimarella_ “but y’all went men to go to work and pay all the bills right?” it’s 2021, y’all know how expensive raising kids and maintaining a home is? a lot of wives also work and pay bills. also does paying bills suddenly negate your responsibilities as a parent?
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@jiggyjayy2 nick cannon is so ran through. the way i’d be taking legal action over this tweet
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@Homo_Superus I love how parents who want to bash people for choosing not to have kids always manage to admit that their reason for having kids is simply to have someone to take care of them when they’re old.
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@slickjit same energy as me being asked for my receipt at walmart and just ignoring them and walking out
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@DynamiXTwt @downbadpatrol it’s almost as if every person has preferences as to who they’d like to date.
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@YUNGcoke this is why i’m so tired of hype beast culture. i miss when shoes were just shoes and not collectible items for people to make a profit off of
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@ihatedamar yo why did this exact shit happen to me. i accidentally texted my mom saying “you were always so hard” and said i was talking to my friend about her classes and meant to send that to her as “yours were always so hard” i don’t think she bought it
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@shysmith we wanted a VS show with real bodies with fupas and stretch marks and they gave us muted flesh tones
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@ijayt205 white people asking black people to do something and then getting their shit rocked is my favorite song
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@bigpapiiyogii salad looks good asf and he was hating for no reason, now these screenshots about to haunt him for the rest of his twitter career
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@MissKilahMarie if you’re over 21, why do you want to have sex with teenagers? like… y’all be 27 going after someone whose frontal lobe ain’t even fully formed and you don’t think that’s weird?.
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@cybrxangel bro was in the trenches EVERY DAY. he’s not even a coward, he was real life going up against the wildest shit.
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@Demetri66446068 @baldheadbbymuva so women using their sexuality in their music is a problem but it’s okay when male rappers glorify drugs and crime in their music? oh and let’s not act like they don’t rap about sex too.
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@DarthKonji_Sen everyone in the comments finds it so endearing that she thought of her family but i think it’s pretty sad that a girl this age is already having to put her families needs before her wants. like a kid shouldn’t feel obligated to shop for their entire family.
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@maggieashIeyy i was worried for you for a minute then i realized if he was a regular he’d probably know if they served food there or not
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@NgDai_ “word to my mother i’d have 30 thick bitches throw it back on that nigga” fuck is in the water over there 😭😭
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@earth2rain seeing him have so much potential to get out of his situation only for him to start turning into his father
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@purefulsoul and i still be having a party. cuz what’s an extra fee when we splitting the bill 17 ways
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@ech0astral ellen would’ve paid for all inclusive lil baby tickets and a lifetime supply of bud light.
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@tinashehive @kravasxxx half the songs people be dropping just be an effort to go viral on tiktok and i’m tired
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@SaeedDiCaprio i better die before i pay rent otherwise y’all leaving my casket in my apartment for 30 days.
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@Cali_Style_Jas fr i was surprised to see her graduate because i figured she wouldn’t want to keep up with her schoolwork while touring, doing shoots and videos, and having to write and record music. but i’m so proud of sis, couldn’t be me tho
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@heysher__x these IG stylists are getting really bold. honestly most of them are just money hungry and don’t even have an actual license to do hair
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@ClitPizza it’s one thing to lie unprovoked but to involve a total stranger like this is insane lol
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@_catrynn she really could’ve worded this differently. i had a panic attack like this was my notifications
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@da_donnnnnn @HairWeaveKiilla gotta be because ain’t no way they did the entire dash instead of just flinching
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@salyer57 this is why i love 70s/80s music. like you can really just hear the lines they were sniffing through the music
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@_jaylahnicole i got a 9-5 and i love it. healthcare, unlimited PTO, my own office, i can work remote when i want to. that hustling and begging just to look like you got something is NOT for me 😩.
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@ShelbyWolstein i was trying to figure out what about this video made me so uncomfortable and you hit the nail right on the head
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@haltercroptop @weesoftie screaming because i’ve seen so many ugly poly couples, i honestly don’t think i’ve seen an attractive one. and they’re always on dating apps looking for a unicorn. like y’all found each other, don’t get greedy.
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summer walker makes music for girls who look like this
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@sekkispeaks they getting really creative with these “tell me you hate women without telling me you hate women” tweets
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@SlimHeroics sounds like one of them low key bougie brunch spots. like “girls let’s go to The Pardison Fontaine, they got bottomless mimosas”
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@ssvssvssvss @itskristieng people always look at me sideways when i tell them i’m looking forward to my 30s. like we weren’t all collectively brainwashed into thinking our 20s weren’t meant for setting up our entire future, like i just want my shit together
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@Jackie__Knowsss why i’m sitting here thinking michael damien is a new football player with a subway endorsement or something 😭😭
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@xxoorita i knew that shit was bad when some lady with her tiddies out talking about “kitchen or living room, where do you want it?” and it was under the interior design topic like ????????????
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@mavellahh the gag is half the “designers” that say this got half their catalog from aliexpress
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