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he/him | quod erat demonstrandum | pshs-cmc '20 🔥| UPD Math 🌻| 🇵🇭🏳️🌈 | @upmathclub | tweets are my own.
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DiliMall? so unsa man gyud siya?
𝐔𝐏 𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐥: 𝐁𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐂𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐚 𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞 𝐩𝐚 𝐫𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐚?
Last October 15, the University Student Council had a consultation with the maninindas with regards to the plans of the soon to rise DiliMall.
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UY GRABE WALA PALA KLASE ALL WEEK !!!
16-18 Oct 2023 - Reading Break
19 Oct 2023 - ABSENT
20 Oct 2023 - ABSENT
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HOY MGA LECHE ANO TO SINO GUMAWA NG ACCOUNT OY ??? AT SA UP MAIL KO PA TALAGA 💀💀💀
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FOR THOSE CHECKING UPCAT RESULTS,
please exit the site after viewing the results (screenshot niyo nalang din) to give way to other people checking their results din. upcat results website is currently down daw kasi :(
thank youuu and congrats mga iskolar ng bayan! 💕🌻
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my boyfriend left an open tab in my laptop and gusto ko lang siyang i-comfort bc wtf is this yes words wow stat ??? finance ??? ano to
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i love how everyone thinks pisay kids are like really smart or good or whatnot tapos pisay ppl are like “ambobo ko shuta”
pero true naman like me,,, ambobo ko naman talaga
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I actually applaud Pisay students who dared to question the system with the recent UPCA results. It shows that they actually learned something from the school -- to ask questions when things don't seem the way they should. Ituloy niyo 'yan! Magtanong lang kayo nang magtanong.
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pisayian? pisayer? or mga-bobong-nauto-sa-free-tuition-at-monthly-allowance?
Bakit ba namin pinagaawayan ano dapat tawag sa mga taga pisay 😭
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I AM A PHILIPPINE SCIENCE HIGH SCHOOL SCHOLAR AND I WILL CRAM ALL MY REQUIREMENTSTHIS SUNDAY.
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A mother and her child sits in a well lit office. The child, of high aptitude, dreamed of becoming an artist.
But as the pen made its mark and he rose his right hand and recited, "I am a Philippine Science High School scholar..."
The dream seemed distant.
#PisayEncounters
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minsan lang 'to pero flex ko muna sarili ko ✊
>consistent DL for 6 years
>with high honors
>first time 1.1 gwa (1.186)
huhuhu nakakaproud ka rin minsan self no!! 💕
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pisay students have a HUGE advantage sa USTAR/USTET keme na ‘to kasi nakita niyo ba conversion ng grades natin?
yung kinakastress niyong 2.00, 90 conversion niyan. this makes the playing field unfair kasi like you can’t deny na hs grades are not really that standardised jusko
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TAKE 2: all teachers are smart and excellent in their respective fields (like we have actual scientists, engineers, and doctors teaching us; no doubt ang galing nila), pero may iba lang talaga na hindi marunong magturo.
and idk if that's really suitable for hs students ???
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the canteen is a cooperative which disregards its consumers and takes advantage of its monopolistic nature in the institution
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let's approach dropping (and filing of LOA) with an open mind and nonjudgmental attitude. may iba't ibang sitwasyon tayo sa buhay.
today is the deadline of dropping for UPD students. if y'all need anything (lalo na sa mga math majors diyan), chat me lang i'll try to help.
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di ko alam pero ganito ba talaga sa college? like submit ka lang nang submit tapos walang feedback then surprise na lang kung ano makikita mong grade? lol weird
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This week on "How to have a valid argument and have it completely destroyed due to unprofessionalis m"
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𝗤𝘂𝗼𝗱 𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗱𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘂𝗺. 🎓
ALAMIN, Al Jay Lan J.
06-2014-XXX
Philippine Science High School - Central Mindanao Campus
Class of 2020, Encalypta Eximius
With High Honors
Proficiency in Computer Science
Salamat, Pisay! Keep the fire burning! 🔥
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Stop-spreading-DDS-propaganda-on-instructional-modules challenge :))
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1-0-0. Beer is the (un)official Pisay anthem. Eto proof (yes, beer po ‘yang kinakanta namin amen mga banal) 🤟
pAmpiSay To this
paMpiSay tO thAt
no the mark of a true pisay scholar is memorizing the lyrics to "beer"
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i hate “not ugly” boys. they ain’t like *that* attractive but they ain’t ugly either. then you realize that they’re *really* not ugly.
not at all.
they’re actually sorta cute.
o god.
stop.
you’re falling na.
ay.
wala na finish na.
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kain din kayo sa imath canteen :(( andami pa nila food tapos wala naman pala daw klase
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GALIT AKO KASI IM LAUGHING AT LUIGI PACHECO’S JOKES MYGADDDD ANG CORNY JUSKO *subscribes*
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For only P150/hr, I can be your ONLINE tutor for English, Math, or Science!
📱Contact +639564171188, alamin.aljaylan
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pisay people being lasinggero is a fair generalization tbh
realization sa pisay, hindi pala sila nerds mga lasinggero pala sila😍😝 jk im not generalizing pero yes🔥
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A physics problem was meticulously solved with the wit of the student and his trusty scientific calculator.
But one can only imagine the student's horror when he noticed that his final answer for the time had a negative value.
#PisayEncounters
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Some of y’all may not realize it, but my changing of my dp on fb has sort of become my coming out to everyone in my life. 🌈
Para sa bayan at sa pangarap!🔥
Abangan sa August 18
#UsbongEncalypta
🎓
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Petition to ban the emoji, 🙂.
It’s superrrrr creepy. 🙂Are you happy? 🙂 Mad? 🙂Do you want to kill me? 🙂Did I do something wrong?🙂
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MUSTA NA PAG-AARAL MO SA CETS?
Maybe we can help! Check out for some CET reviewers, advice, and general guide on applying for universities! Good luck on your future college endeavors!
#UsbongEncalypta
! 💕
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PLAYING LENI ROBREDO’S ANNOUNCEMENT TO RUN FOR THE PRESIDENCY ON SPEAKERS IN THIS DDS’ FILLED HOUSEHOLD
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In Math (or in any other analytical subject), you will need the 4Ps.
Pen. Paper. Practice. Putangina.
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OHMYGOD!! PUMASA TALAGA AKO NG UPCAT FIRST CHOICE PA SHET OHMYGOD!!!! 😭😭😭😭🌻🌻🌻🌻✨✨✨ SEE U SOON UP DILIMAN!!!
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i’m bisexual and i’m single. i guess you could say i’m all bi-myself
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rant: sana gets ng mga prof how detrimental sa learning process and sa mental health naming estudyante ang di pagbibigay ng feedback leche nababaliw na ako papasa ba ako sa course na to or uulitin ko ba to ??? maddelay ba ako ??? gaanong kayod ba need ko sa next LE ??? bwiset
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you know it's lea salonga singing when you don't even need to look at the lyrics to know what she's saying
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before entering UP: okay sige gusto ko mag laude para char
after receiving first rating: well,,, actually 2.50 lang naman talaga kailangan ng DOST okay na to lol
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"palagi ka na lang nasa computer"
wELL NO SHIT ONLINE LEARNING TAYO EH + BAKA NAKALIMUTAN NIYO NA COMSCI MAJOR AKO???
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if you’re not biology = chemistry = physics then you prolly don’t get the point of science at all 🤷♂️
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Top 1: Betty Go Belmonte. sobrang calming ng announcement na "Next Station: Betty Go Belmonte. Ang susunod na estasyon ay Betty Go Belmonte."
Top 2: Katipunan. very main character vibes -- hindi top 1 kasi nakakadistract gulat ka nasa kabilang side ka pala ng aurora blvd
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What's the dumbest thing you've done that's actually turned out pretty well? — Philippine Science High School.
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hi, idk who needs to see this pero whether y’all got an 1.0, 2.0, 3.0, DRP, o na INC ka man, just wanna congratulate you for finishing this sem!! siguro tinapos ka rin ng sem chz pero still, congratulations for finishing this harsh semester na panibago satin lahat!! congrats bhie
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damn in an environment where we are contantly bombarded with stress and anxiety, do you really think the most productive and effective thing to do right now is to bash and ridicule an ENTIRE graduating batch who is in fear of not having physical graduation rites?
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Rest in peace, Pulot. You will be dearly missed. 🥺
Inaabangan ko pa naman mag goodbye sayo everytime lalabas ako ng IMath. 😢
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in case someoene needed to hear this
Bar Boys (2017, dir. Kip Oebanda)
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Question of the Week from
@upmathclub
is dedicated to Nick Encarnacion (
@drfemmedas
), featuring their Set Theory question that was presented during the Finals Round of the 49th Math Wizard.
Nick, you are dearly missed.
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hi cmc,
please find the time to educate that kid muna before resorting to bashing or what. sana maging safe place po ang campus natin for students to properly grow and be proper future scientists of the nation. yun lang thank you.
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UP: check our official socmed pages for legitimate information on UPCAT
also UP: *does not release any information about UPCAT*
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ANG WALONG UTOS NG UPTC OVERPASS
1. WAG KANG PAPATAY
2. WAG KANG MANG AAGAW NG SHOTA
3. PWEDE MO AGAWIN HINDI NAMAN KASAL TAS SHOTA MO BIGAY MO SAKEN
4. ISA LANG ANG DAPAT MAHAL!
5. MAHALIN MO AKO...
6. I MISS YOU
7. AKO NALANG KASE =(
8. HAPPY BDAY ALEXA
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sige nga try natin
((hindi to dm ha ittag lang kita sa replies tapps yung brutally honest ganun))
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For successful UPCAT 2020 examinees, remember to print your Letter of Offer at by 10 July 2020 since they will be closing the portal by then! 💕
baka maging kagaya sa akin na nagbago ‘yung laman 🤔🤔🤔
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pisay's mission of increasing the *critical mass of professionals and leaders in S&T* in ph sacrifices the dreams of some students because not every 12-year-old kid knows what they want to pursue in college
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today’s our supposed graduation day and i just wanna say, CONGRATULATIONS ENCALYPTA EXIMIUS!!! WE DID IT!!! MAHAL KO KAYO AND I’M SO PROUD OF ALL OF US!! 💚💚 #𝗨𝘀𝗯𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗘𝗻𝗰𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗮🎓
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I swear, if this woman runs for the presidency this 2022, I will vote for her.
And before y’all speak, lemme just say, if her admin should disappoint and bring the PH into a more chaotic situation, I will also criticize her just the same. ++
JUST IN: Vice President
@lenirobredo
questions timing, intent of Anti-Terrorism Bill.
“Terorismo ba talaga ang tuon ng Terror Bill? O gusto lang nitong bigyan ng kapangyarihan ang estado para bansagang terorista kung sino man ang kanilang gusto?" |
@JhessetEnanoINQ
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pisay was funny
y’all remember when:
(1) pinatawag ako ng adviser namin dahil palagi na raw ako umiinom
(2) pinatawag ako sa DO dahil nag “bully” raw ako ng teacher namin
(3) pinatawag ako sa DO dahil sinabihan ko teacher namin na “sir wala kang karapatan putulin buhok ko”
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i mean come on. Michael Fajatin, truly an icon. 😂
Share your most memorable Philippine Showbiz eksena?
I’ll start. Noong nahulog si Kris Aquino sa stage ng GMA Supershow.
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events like
#PisayUgnayan2019
make you realize how much money there is in pisay like damn 💰💰💰
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seeing familiar faces in UP is so weird like why do i know you??? where do i know you from??? twitter?? tiktok?? grindr??
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WTF NAKA TOP 6 KOG SASE BAI HAHAHAHA YATI SHETTTTT 🙌 ma, hindi po bobo anak niyo
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Congratulations, Encalypta Eximius! We did it!
✨
#UPCAT2020
Passing Rate: 90.80% (79 out of 87) ✨
#UsbongEncalypta
🎓
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i have the tendency to be lazy w this pero eyyyyy lets give this a shot
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@Srcstclalaine
this is legitimately the saddest thing i’ve seen all day. nababaliw na po siya. wala na siguro siya’y maingon nga tarong ba maong ikatawa nalang. hahayst ate ester oy naligo man unta ka diba nanimaho lagi gihapon imo baba ate? grabe pero bayros raman sad ta so what do i know :(
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HELP! OUR DOG IS MISSING!
Last siya nakita diri dapit sa among balay sa Brgy. Gatas dapit sa PAWAD. Daghang Salamat sa bisan unsa nga tabang nga inyo mahatag para sa among nawala na iro! 🥺🥺🥺
Please share po if ever para makita nang marami 😔😔
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o sige na topic naman sad ang cmc pila man gyud diay edad ni ma’am ____? kaila na mo kinsa di na nako butngan og ngalan
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i love my dad oh my god im gonna cry i did not expect na he'd accept me shet yawa yawa yawa im so happy rn wala lang skl love you all 🌈🌈🌈
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“Most unforgettable moment sa srs?”
“LBM”
(kung sino man sumagot nun, sist i stan) HAHAHAHAHAHA
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here’s a 3am rant™️for y’all:
How do you find comfort in a house where appreciation is hard to find — where your achievements are undermined by just a simple “ah ok”?
Pumasa ako ng UPCAT, DOST, at DCAT. Topnotcher ako sa MSU-SASE at XU Entrance Examination. ++
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okay reminder to self (units wise)
core = elective
core > math
elective > math
core > literally any other subject
elective > literally any other subject
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filipina
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gusto ko po ng study buddy yung pangmatagalan char
i mean if i’m gonna commit to something anytime soon it might as well be my education diba? sus
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i swear to this day the stupidest and funniest aRgUmEnT i have ever heard is “ba’t niyo ba ginagamit ang 1987 constitution na yan ha? 2020 na! ExPiReD na yan!”
hala ka oy
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di ko talaga gets yung RACE keme ng pisay eh mas maganda ata yung
PSHS
Unified
Testing for
Admissions
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hi, today is
#WorldMentalHealthDay
gentle reminder to rest and take time for yourself if you can. if not, please know that you can and you should. your mental health is as important as your physical and emotional health — take some time to take care of it :)) kaya natin ‘to! 💕
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SUSPEND NIYO NA 'YANG BLENDED LEARNING NINYO OY SA LAHAT NG CAMPUSES JUSKO WALA PO KAMING NATUTUNAN NASTRESS RA MI
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ako lang ba ang freshie na walang pake sa grades ko ngayon? im like eh basta pumasa chz
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To everyone, chill the fuck down. Maawa naman kayo sa mga batang 'to na kinondisyon ng sistema na sila ang "cream of the cream of the crop" at na karapatdapat silang pumasa sa UP. Biktima rin sila. Let them be. Let them ask questions.
#UPCAResults
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yknow what. i’m proud to say that i’m fucking having mental and emotional problems right now and am dealing with a heartbreak and coping through it through excessive consumption of caffeine and alcohol but still has a GWA of 1.2500.
we are all worth something. never forget that
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gentle reminder na always check kung ano yung nasa clipboard niyo when you copy and paste things kasi baka masend niyo ito sa zoom chat ng klase niyo then basahin ng prof niyo 🙃🙃🙃
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