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Not much to tell, but a finely tuned bullshvt detector. Brief is better.

Joined June 2018
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@not_aldous
Not Aldous
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RT @AmyRemeikis: My legacy. Can retire now - I’ve finally made it
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#anyonebutdutton is lying (as usual) about it. Just like #theorangeincubus ! Neither can do anything about #inflation.
@BazzaCC
Barry Mulligan
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COST OF LIVING CRISIS..... is global ....... major contributors are the Ukraine war, pandemics, supply chain disruption for energy & food...... plus record profits from the massive corporations that run the show. No PM including Dudds can do anything about it. See IMF report 👇
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@noplaceforsheep I'm sure @MarkDreyfusKCMP will be already acting on that and pursuing him legally. Okay, clearly I'm being facetious. He's a #zionist so of course he'll get a free pass.
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Not Aldous
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@Lee_AnneWalker She is indeed, and streets ahead of Sam Maiden! Maiden has to be the most obnoxious journalist anywhere.......wait, I forgot Karvelas, Speers, Jennett (I could go on) and just about EVERYONE else on #Nine and #Newscorpse too.
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Not Aldous
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@BazzaCC
Barry Mulligan
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So the majority of the 36,000 public servants Dudden want to sack are from Centrelink..... um, have you ever tried to contact Centrelink???? Will go from terrible to totally unworkable. 😡😡😡🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
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Not Aldous
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@RavenZech2 They'd be the ones doing 80kph in right hand lane on the freeway on the way there too. And the ones who park and take up 2 carspaces at the medical centre. You know it!!🤨🤔 A tad annoying, no?
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Not Aldous
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Nicely timed Donold! The day after @RichardMarlesMP hands over $800m of OUR money, you introduce yet another tarrif that includes us. What a fvckwit! If our government had any integrity, @AlboMP @SenatorWong etc would turn around and say "yeah, nah". #endAUKUSnow
@Neopseudo
💧Sociable Socialist aka Stephen ✊🏿😷💉💉💉💉💉💉
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Ah, so this is AUKUS? ⁦@AlboMP⁩ ⁦@SenatorWong⁩ ⁦@RichardMarlesMP
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@not_aldous
Not Aldous
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Legend!
@AdameMedia
ADAM
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Describe her in one word ✊🏻
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Not Aldous
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Hand on heart, never!
@Marloh_R
Marloh
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Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian’s shows?
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@not_aldous
Not Aldous
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What a joke! #theorangeincubus is the world's greatest embarrassment! #americaisfucked
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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Not Aldous
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#Qantas shouldn't be on the list, let alone 8th! They might have great safety record but holy crap how appallingly dismissive of their FFs (and customers generally!) they've become. Thanks Alan Joyce! Top 25 airlines of 2025 named by major travel analyst
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@not_aldous
Not Aldous
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8.35 billion people call it Gulf of Mexico. The only who don’t are #MAGAts. #theorangeincubus #trumpisacunt
@WhiteHouse
The White House
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HAPPY GULF OF AMERICA DAY! 🇺🇸
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Not Aldous
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Woohoo!!👍👍🤞🤞
@carolyn_from
Carolyn from Maryland
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If Donald trump dropped dead what would your reaction be?
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RT @TheFungi669: Trump is playing golf at Mar-a-Lago again for the 4th weekend in a row, costing taxpayers another $2M. He’s on pace to co…
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RT @NikkiGemmell: Whether you’re a royalist or not (I’m not) I find these images of Harry at the Invictus Games so moving. What a missed op…
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Not Aldous
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RT @MelbFabulist: Nikki Savva : ‘It would be futile & exhausting to follow Trump up every drainpipe & down every sewer.’ Brilliant descript…
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RT @TheOnlyEsta: ‘HE’ would hate to see this RETWEETED
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Not Aldous
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FYI, no one gives a fuck!
@AP
The Associated Press
@AP
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Trump will attend the Super Bowl in New Orleans. He'll be the first sitting president to go
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