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@northstokie
northstokie
5 years
Martin Tyler making an jokey comment about the next train to Norwich being tomorrow morning. Yes mate, it's almost like your employers don't give a shit when they pick which games to televise and when
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Just watched a documentary on the History channel about Italia 90 and it's safe to say I'm now right in the mood for the World Cup - imagine if we just had that team now
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@northstokie
northstokie
8 years
@robert_huth don't go FULL John Terry, I'm not sure your team mates would appreciate it 😉
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@northstokie
northstokie
3 years
@ladbible @OfficialAitch @SubwayUK Anyone else have literally no idea who this is?
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Crouch leaving marks the end of an era. A player who was arguably never needed who Pulis tried to shoehorn into his system but one who has proved invaluable to the club's profile. And a thoroughly good bloke to boot. All the best @petercrouch 🙏
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@northstokie
northstokie
10 months
Well played and well deserved @JuniorTchamadeu 🙌
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@northstokie
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2 years
@ladbible Hands down...
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@northstokie
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5 years
@JeremyClarkson Test it on May
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@northstokie
northstokie
3 years
I've always liked Birmingham 😁
@secondtierpod
Second Tier podcast
3 years
Birmingham City’s Tik Tok is so rude 🤣😳
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@northstokie
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6 years
Form is temporary, class is permanent...
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@northstokie
northstokie
1 year
Rob Earnshaw summing up @solsidibe_6 first 45 mins 👏
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@northstokie
northstokie
4 years
I've been told that Derby have asked about Ince 👀
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Just watched Rowett's interview where he bemoans a lack of quality, magic and composure in the final third when minutes earlier he'd effectively written off the career of a man who oozes all three @BoKrkic
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@northstokie
northstokie
7 years
Some observations; - Crouch needs to be Plan B only - Bauer looks a steal - Fletcher needs upgrading - We need a fast and capable left back - Anyone involved in the signing of Wimmer should lose their job immediately
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Thoughts and prayers to @MameDiouf99 and his family, his mother was tragically killed in 2015 and his father has just passed away 🙏 We'll be with you, Mame
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Etebo there, just taking the piss out of the Croatian midfield
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Getting Ole'd by fucking Wigan fans and 3-0 down at what used to be a fortress against some of the best sides in world football. I wonder if the Chairman realises "what all the fuss is about" yet?
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Since 2014 the three lowest spenders in the Premier League have been: 1 - West Brom (relegated) 2 - Stoke (relegated) 3 - Swansea (?) It's that simple #YouGetWhatYouPayFor
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@northstokie
northstokie
9 years
@robert_huth congratulations Rob, Europe hasn't seen a jaw line like yours since Coulthard quit driving 👍
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@northstokie
northstokie
2 years
Nathan Jones racks up yet another defeat at the Bet365 as he leaves the pitch to the sound of the fans taunting him. See you next season you chest beating fraud.
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@northstokie
northstokie
2 years
We've just beaten the best team in the league after a creditable draw away against one of the others. Believe.
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@northstokie
northstokie
3 years
Steven Gerrard after playing his actual last game, a 6-1 loss in the Potteries 😘
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@SkySportsRetro
Sky Sports Retro
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Steven Gerrard after playing his last game at Anfield.
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
- Luton are second only to Man City for goals scored this year - He plays an attacking 41212 with overlapping fullbacks which bodes well for Bauer and Bojan - His current fans are desperate for him to stay - He speaks fluent Spanish 😁
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 months
Stoke safe and Vale relegated. If Carlsberg did Saturdays...
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Just made the mistake of venturing onto the Oatcake where plenty seem to be getting at the manager. 3 managers haven't got a tune out of his feckless group, do people honestly expect another one to suddenly work miracles overnight? Get a grip.
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@northstokie
northstokie
3 years
Still so angry at how far we've fallen since then
@stokecity
Stoke City FC
3 years
In 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟱 we went to Goodison Park and netted four times 🧙 #OTD #SCFC 🔴⚪️
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@northstokie
northstokie
7 years
Muni, it's Bo.. give Moha a call, we're getting the song back together... #HughesOut
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@northstokie
northstokie
7 years
I know how the Arsenal lot love a selfie...
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@northstokie
northstokie
10 months
Burger being played to his strengths instead of being shackled in the middle has seen him as one of our best players in both the last two games
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@northstokie
northstokie
5 years
So many good memories, that game certainly one of them but his starring role in the win against Man City as a false nine was jaw-dropping. To put it simply, he was key to the best football this fan has ever seen his team play in over 3 decades.
@PeteSmith1983
Pete Smith
5 years
Bojan in the Arsenal game that should have been 4-0 was about the best individual performance I have ever seen from a Stoke player. Magical. Buena suerte, amigo!
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Imagine thinking Bojan doesn't improve this team
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@northstokie
northstokie
4 years
And with that, Michael O'Neill celebrates just 12 months in charge with a 3-0 away win at the league leaders, in the play off places and with a team stacked full of youth and promise. Here's to you, gaffer 🥃🍻
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
A bit like you, Dave
@TheSunFootball
The Sun Football ⚽
6 years
VAR is a nightmare and doesn’t belong in football… it’s too slow for our game | Dave Kitson
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@northstokie
northstokie
5 years
When you're happy to sell Etebo and Ndiaye but keep Cousins and Woods you deserve all you get.
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@northstokie
northstokie
1 year
£500k for Vidigal 😂
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@northstokie
northstokie
9 months
Away from home 0 shots conceded 3 points gained Unbeaten in 7 League games Unbeaten under Schumy in the League Happy Saturday, everyone 👌
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@northstokie
northstokie
3 years
Vrancic a shrewd signing. A solid player for Norwich, especially at this level. 2 promotions and played plenty in the Premier League. Consistent performer who's a bit of a free kick specialist, too
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Gary seems to think it's the fans stopping Afobe from scoring, not the fact he's surrounded by 5 defenders for 90 mins with no team mate within 20yds of him #
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@northstokie
northstokie
2 years
Best half I've seen in years, from us. The biggest compliment I can give them is they look like a team who've played together for ages, the handing off of players in defence, the one touch give and go's, the totally seamless overlaps... All with the security of Pearson
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Loving Huthy's new bio 😁
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@northstokie
northstokie
5 years
Got to love Jermaine Pennant saying that Klopp is trying to make Anfield as intimidating as the Britannia 👍
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
I think some fans need to get a grip, we're holding a lead against a side who are starting to cause us trouble and the players dare to try and keep possession only to be met with moans and groans
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@northstokie
northstokie
4 years
Mark Stein
@TEAMtalk
TEAMtalk
4 years
A classic Man Utd away shirt from 1992/93. But who is the first player that pops into your mind when you see it? 👕
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@northstokie
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6 years
We've only been in the league 5 minutes and we're in the process of poaching one of it's best managers from a promotion rival #StokeHaveArrived
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
A win would be huge tomorrow but I'll consider the game a success if we keep the score respectable and showed positive signs of adapting to the new system all the while singing the manager's name for 90 mins regardless of the score #VisUnitaFortior
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
I know we are where we are & I'm excited for the new season but we'd still be in the Premier League with Arnautovic & Shaqiri had we actually spent the kind of money are doing now and built on that team and momentum that ended the season beating Liverpool 6-1. That hurts. A lot.
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6 years
Struggling to understand what Bojan needs to do to get a run of games when so many others are keeping their place despite poor performances, including the man on his spot when we play the diamond; Ince.
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@northstokie
northstokie
2 years
Pieters without a club and training with WBA. He walks into our defence.
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@northstokie
northstokie
19 days
Poor fella looks broken. Got to say, we really don't come out of this looking good at all
@5liveSport
BBC 5 Live Sport
20 days
"As of this moment, we still haven't had that chat." Steven Schumacher says he does not know why he lost his job as Stoke manager. Listen to 72+: #BBCFootball
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Etebo was brilliant again today. That said, Allen clearly our best player for the base of this diamond. Big shout out to Bruno, too, for keeping one of the division's best wide men in his pocket. Can only be good that you could have picked any of those for MOTM. Allen for me 👍
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
How beautifully fitting that we scored during the minutes applause for Samantha Eastwood
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@northstokie
northstokie
2 years
Genuinely surprised to see some of the comments about Sterling?! For me, he's shining already despite fitness issues and has so much to his game that will only improve - pace, strength, touch, confidence in the final third. And he's only 23!
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 months
Build this team around Junho, he's different gravy
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@northstokie
northstokie
8 months
What an important 3 points. Well done to everyone again, special mention for Gooch
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@northstokie
northstokie
7 years
Just gonna leave this here...
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@northstokie
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9 months
Gooch > Hoever Every day of the week...
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@northstokie
northstokie
7 months
What a legend. His application and desire to learn on and off the pitch is an inspiration 🙌
@stokecity
Stoke City FC
7 months
A message to you from our South Korean king 👑 🔜 Bae Junho’s first English interview will be available tomorrow.
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@northstokie
northstokie
1 year
Enjoy League 1, Jimmy x
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@northstokie
northstokie
7 years
Never trust a team mate who puts a cigar in your eye.
@Joey7Barton
Joey Barton
7 years
Never trust a keeper with a smiley face tattoo behind his ear.
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6 years
Dear Peter, THAT'S what the fuss was all about. Yours, The fans who dared voice their concern.
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@northstokie
northstokie
2 years
Wonder what it would take to sign Fosu and Sterling permanently?
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@northstokie
northstokie
9 months
Just look at that... #postagestamp
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Just seen that Rangers are considering a move for Berahino, he could do well in that league and Stafford is only down the road so he wouldn't have to move 👍
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@northstokie
northstokie
4 years
Nathan Jones - "Statistically, we've had a fantastic game" Never change, Nath...
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
This one's on Rowett, for me. Starting a 37yr static striker (when he was poor against Hull), playing a consistently ineffective single tactic to try and find him while leaving your top scorer on the bench is poor from him.
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@northstokie
northstokie
5 years
It's just staggering isn't it? 😥
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2 years
I keep reading about O'Neill's legacy and how well he did to leave a perfect platform for the next manager. In truth, he's left an unbalanced, unfit mess. The sad thing is that many won't appreciate that and get on Neil's back because he can't turn water into wine
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@northstokie
northstokie
3 years
We weren't too bad actually Gareth, with a fair few decent wins against Spurs. Do you not remember your gumshield-toting GK crying and you getting sent off having been run ragged by Tom Soares?
@FootyAccums
Footy Accumulators
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Gareth Bale’s reply to Roberto Mancini's suggestion that Wales were like Stoke: “I never knew Stoke were that good!”
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@northstokie
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10 months
I know it's only one statistic but Neil's win percentage at Stoke was 33%, Eustace's at Birmingham 33%.. Nuno Valencia - 51% Porto - 55% Wolves - 47% Spurs - 47%
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@northstokie
northstokie
4 years
24hrs is a long time in football
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Roger East stopped from officiating in the Premier League because of his poor fitness yet walks into the Championship. Look how far away he was from the penalty shout! What a disgrace.
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
If it wasn't for Shaqiri we'd have been relegated by Christmas, if it wasn't for Adam we quite feasibly wouldn't have been relegated at all.
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@northstokie
northstokie
9 years
If he played for Stoke, you'd send him off... http://t.co/xpIBawidEO
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@northstokie
northstokie
8 months
The fact that the Leeds players are either on their knees or bent double at full time shows how well we did that second half. We were best when we were brave, when we dictated where and how the game would be played by being so far upfield
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@northstokie
northstokie
3 years
What a mature response, from such a young man dealing with a huge injury. Compare and contrast to you know who...
@TEAMtalk
TEAMtalk
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🗣 Harvey Elliot on Pascal Struijk’s challenge: “Wasn’t his (Struijk) fault whatsoever. Neither was it a red card. Just a freak accident but these things happen in football. I’ll be back stronger 100%. Thanks for all the support.”
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Just 2 wks to go until we kick off our new season and we've got "fans" slagging Berahino off and wishing broken legs on McClean. I despair, I really do 🙄
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@northstokie
northstokie
2 years
What a difference an adaptable and positive manager makes 🙌
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@northstokie
northstokie
9 months
They told us he couldn't win away from home... P3 W2 D1 L0
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@northstokie
northstokie
3 years
Two assists from Campbell who, dare I say, is starting to find his groove - in a formation that actually suits him
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@northstokie
northstokie
4 years
I think Nick Powell has taken shithousery to a whole new level by beating his chest after scoring 👌😁
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@northstokie
northstokie
5 years
Our defence, as a complete unit from Gregory to everyone behind him, has been immense today. Can't applaud Jones' game plan enough, either. Let's make it 3 on Tuesday. Goarnn Stoke 👏
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
There are no quick fixes, recent history has made that abundantly clear. We've got someone who wants to build this club into something special and he's shown he is capable so give the man time to do exactly that
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
I can't get over the arrogance of that comment on Bojan, let alone the ignorance of thinking he wouldn't improve our fortunes in the final third. Philistine.
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Fair play to Lee Grant, you can't deny him a move like that. I know he could barely believe his luck when he was starting for us and to sign his career off at Man Utd must be a dream come true for him.
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Brilliant result, brilliant defensive performance - Pressing together, tracking runners, passing men on, anticipation, doubling up... Big game from Pieters and Cuco who were faultless. Etebo so crucial away from home, too.
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
For what it's worth I don't blame Rowett. He's inherited an unbalanced squad who are scared of their own shadows, a preseason set up by a halfwit and a transfer team incapable of bringing players in on time to gel ahead of the season starting.
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@northstokie
northstokie
10 months
Burger taking the piss out of 5 Birmingham players before playing a ball through the eye of a needle for Mmaee
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@northstokie
northstokie
2 years
That last 15 is what happens when you replace a Premier League player with one from League 1
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northstokie
10 months
An unshackled Burger and Mmaee are like two new signings, add to that the lesser spotted Junior and it's plain to see the issue was always Neil
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@northstokie
northstokie
10 months
From a recent Athletic article... Those close to Nuno say, post-Spurs, he was looking for a fresh project & a mountain to climb in the manner of what he achieved with Wolves, taking a team up a few levels & galvanising a group of mouldable players with small egos for footballers
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@northstokie
northstokie
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Also, our media outputs are unrecognisable from a year or two ago. Much more professional in the quality 👍
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@northstokie
northstokie
2 years
Gayle holding his hands in the air counting on his fingers exactly how long the keeper is taking to release the ball. They're allowed 6 seconds and he counted to 11.
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Didn't hear many boos when he put that one in the net, did you?
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@northstokie
northstokie
7 years
Summer checklist: Coates Sr. to pass reigns to Coates Jr. Lambert out Scholes out Cartwight out
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@northstokie
northstokie
10 months
A special mention too for Jordan Thompson who has stepped in to different positions and performed admirably
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Jese says he gave everything at Stoke but wasn't helped by the defensive coaches ...who I assume were the ones that took him out clubbing when he was supposed to be on compassionate leave? Worst. Signing. Ever.
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 years
Just in case you were looking for more reasons to love @BoKrkic here he is advising Bunny on where to visit and eat in Barcelona 😍
@BoKrkic
Bojan Krkic
6 years
@DUCKmagstoke My fav places to visit are the Camp Nou tour, Sagrada Familia... and also don't miss the views from Carretera de Les Aigües.👌🏻 Head to @_andreu_cat to try our typical 'pa amb tomàquet i pernil' & @calanuri for a great paella. 🥘😊
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northstokie
6 years
So long, Gary 👋 In all seriousness, it could have worked if he'd have stuck to his own proven template, didn't alienate players who'd achieved so much more than him and not slagged off the fans
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@northstokie
northstokie
8 months
Junho unplayable today. Special mention for Baker and Gooch who played out of their skin
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@northstokie
northstokie
6 months
Ironically, exactly the kind of LB we'll be looking to bring in
@onlyswanss
Only Swans
6 months
Outrageous touch from Josh Tymon😮‍💨
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