Northern Hodl
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#Bitcoin only. Pronouns are infinity/21million. #npub1yyyqkearp64glljr0vfhv5g3mhf9sjp53sh7xz82ewqrad9jzajq5j5qqc
Joined June 2022
Started an anon account so I can shamelessly post about #bitcoin and freedom without ruining friendships. Following all bitcoin-only plebs!
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This is a fun idea!
In the modern world, working-class citizens can abandon the fraudulent banking system in an act of protest called “Staying humble, stacking Sats,” leaving the Cantillionaires, no-coiners, and pre-coiners to have fun staying poor by themselves.
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The timechain is being a silly little guy right now. 😂 Nothing for 72 minutes then two blocks back to back! #Bitcoin
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What a bunch of absolute morons.
Your favourite crypto asset is
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Matthew is the most polite person ever and has the greatest zingers. 😂😂
I can't understand why Bill Gates doesn't like Bitcoin. Bitcoin is still under 18, and you can take it to a remote island and do anything you want with it.
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I have done 100 push-ups every single day for the past 663 days. Still doing sets of 50, 35, 15. But my rests are timed at 2:30 and 0:30. Less rest makes it real tough!
Just finished Day 500 of my 100-a-day push-up challenge. Sets are still 50, 3 minute break, 35, 1 minute break, 15. Still hard af. #Bitcoin
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🔴🔴🔴🔴
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My pretty-conservative dad who doesn’t do much research in his politics has Trump Derangement Syndrome because he watches and loves Jimmy Kimmel. What’s the best way to approach this?
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#XRP is a scam pass it on A strategic stockpile should be #Bitcoin only. Full stop. Like @americanhodl8 says. Would you drink a smoothie if it was 3% shit? No. You want 0% shit, 100% smoothie. The reserve should be 0% shit. 100% Bitcoin.
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I’ve been thinking about this tweet all day. If Thomas Massie is on the case, it’ll happen.
@RealRossU @realDonaldTrump Hang in there Ross. President @realDonaldTrump himself told me that he would. It’s one of the reasons I endorsed him.
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Most important things in order: 1. Jesus Christ 2. Health 3. Family 4. Bitcoin What’s next??
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@BTCsessions @beef_yogurt Never lose the streak. Even if it wasn’t when you started, it’s the most incredible marketing tool. Everyone in the space recognizes it!
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Hey Matt we really need you and the whole @realDailyWire to take the orange pill.
Some of you really have no historical perspective at all. It’s amazing. There’s been inflation but not nearly as much as you seem to think. You’re living in fantasy land.
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Easily tweet of the day.
The straight line. If you can invest & hodl $1,000 a month into #bitcoin for the next 20 years you end up with $25,000,000. That’s the straight line. All you have to do is walk it and go pick up your 25 million dollars. You know what most people are gonna do though? They’re gonna take a walk down the twisty maze of curvy overlapping spaghetti noodles. - Don’t buy Bitcoin at the bottom - Fomo in at the top - Sell the bottom - Trade shitcoins - Make a small profit - Think they’re a genius - Go all in - Get rugged - Trade more shitcoins - Make a modest profit - Forget to pay taxes - Get audited - Pay penalties and back tax - Left with nothing - Wife leaves you - Fall into depression - Taco Tuesday - Black out on margaritas - Hit on 43 year old divorcee - Back at her place - Ex husband was rich - “Shit, maybe this will work out” - You puke on her labradoodle - I mean all over - It’s everywhere - Despair - Sober up - AA meetings - Get a sponsor - Really work the program - Find Jesus - Long walks - Quiet contemplation - You’re back to yourself - “The future is whatever I make it” - Decide to finally buy bitcoin - It’s 2035 now - Bitcoin is worth 11.5 million dollars - Still 10x to go you think - You’re right - You invest what you can - 10 years later - Net worth = 2.6 million dollars. Not bad after all you’ve put yourself through, but you could have just walked the straight line and had 25 million fucking dollars. Be smart don’t be a retard.
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