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Arsenal home & away. Part of the @arseholics podcast team. Views are my own but often unoriginal. I'll have a whisky neat if you're buying.

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Joined February 2011
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@northbankninja
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2 years
@Arsenal Come onnnnnn
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Request from me as an @Arsenal ST holder, if anyone knows any of these folks disgracing our badge then please name and shame. According to them, only white people can be born in this country.
@QueerhanKhan
Ferhanasṭīn 🍉 (find them @ferhankhan.bsky.social)
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Thank you @SuellaBraverman - your dog whistle rhetoric made mine, and other people’s day at @LondonWaterloo extremely frightening. Your words have inspired racists to terrorise us and make it harder for @metpoliceuk to do their job today. You need to resign, NOW #ThankYouSuella
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Arsenal Twitter: Arteta Out, Edu Out, moan moan moan, attention attention attention Arsenal Fans:
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2 years
Funniest thing about this pic is they kicked someone out two rows in front of me for vaping
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All genuine feminists will likely agree Emma Hayes is a disgrace here. She physically assaults someone and tries to get out of it by indirectly characterising him to be a man who exerts his masculinity to be an aggressor to women. She's a nasty piece of work.
@SkySportsNews
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Emma Hayes says 'male aggression' should not be tolerated as Jonas Eidevall defends himself after Conti Cup final altercation
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@northbankninja
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@QueerhanKhan @SuellaBraverman @LondonWaterloo @metpoliceuk @Arsenal stadium bans needed. These nazis don't reflect our fanbase.
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@MailSport And neither should he. It's literally the main benefit of having a contract - income protection.
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@northbankninja
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@PLComms They bloody sound like they're all on work experience. Where do you find these guys? Fml
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@northbankninja
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Take a second to think about how ludicrous this is. The Head of the Premier League isn't attending a game to crown the likely Premier League champions because he thinks they've been cheating and it's all a bit awks.
@TheAthleticFC
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Premier League chief executive Richard Masters will attend Arsenal vs. Everton on Sunday. This means Masters will avoid the scenario of again presenting #MCFC with the #PL trophy when they have been charged with 115 breaches of financial fair play rules. More from @TBurrows16
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@piersmorgan My wife is an NHS Consultant. There is a real lack of PPE (personal protective equipment) for staff. Even just masks, she has 28 remaining for the ward. She's asthmatic but will keep working and putting herself at risk. The least the government can do is give them enough PPE!
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@City_Chief Rice + Havertz + Timber = 0 charges of cheating Haaland + Rodri + De Bruyne + Alvarez + Kovacic + Ortega + Akanji = 115 charges of cheating How are we meant to compete with this level of cheating from Man City?
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@afcstuff @GNev2 @ben6white It's not complicated ffs, he's an inverted overlapping half-full back regista with sauce.
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@northbankninja
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2 years
The McTom tackle, the Maddison disallowed goal, the reluctance to blow the final whistle... Officials at Old Trafford man. Wow.
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@northbankninja
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2 years
@ZachLowy It's quite telling that some are reading this as 'Pro Russian propaganda'. Really shows your colours. Nowhere is he condoning what Russia are doing. He's just wondering why other countries have literally been getting away with murder.
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@ESPNcricinfo If Sangakkara was English, Australian or Indian he'd be regarded as the best cross format batsman of all time.
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@northbankninja
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Sevilla have won 28 in 31 home European games. Sergio Ramos says Arsenal & Real Madrid play the best football in Europe, citing the complexity of how we use our goalkeeper in the build up. Yet toxic fans are still complaining about team selection & systems.
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We might not be as good as City, Liverpool etc. We might not have signed everyone I wanted. We might not be playing great football. But I'm a Gooner and I'll be at the stadium getting behind every player and ever manager we have because that's what real fans do.
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2 years
Dropping a player for disciplinary reasons and then bringing him on at HT because you can't score is such weak management.
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3 years
Sorry, I don't buy this "If Auba bangs in the goals for Barca then Arteta will have egg on his face" rhetoric. The leagues are incomparable. Every club in the Prem bottom half is good enough to be top half in La Liga. The richest club in the world are 18th ffs.
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@jeffrey_dalyop_ There's an outdated premium attached in South America to playing for the legacy elite that homed legends like Romario, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Kaka, R.Carlos etc etc. Basically until you play for Madrid, Barca, AC or Inter you're not a big deal.
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115 charges. It's not elite squad building & management that's won all these trophies for City. It's wholesale cheating and the greatest lawyers in the world on retainer.
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3 years
I don't have a passionate allegiance to Edu but I've really enjoyed unfollowing so many muppet accounts abusing him just because he hasn't signed players they never actually knew existed until their favourite ITK said we wanted them
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@northbankninja
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1 year
@GeorgeLineker @GaryLineker @LinekerTobias Accurate reporting isn't really something their target audience value tbh
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I love Rambo as much as the next guy but... This narrative that he was randomly ousted with no warning is likely fundamentally more nuanced. The reality, like in most jobs, is probably less sensational. Firstly, there was already evidence to suggest Arteta had been encouraging
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@Arsenal @JurrienTimber The bit where he took one boot off to give them a chance was proper lols.
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@mcfcIeo_ Bit like saying "You can't create new adults. They were all born decades ago."
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@danielstorey85 Great spot!
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@TikiTakaConnor @JurrienTimber None of our other full backs can do this. He would've been such an amazing option this season.
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3 years
Given the two losses & the stinking negativity across some of Arsenal Twitter, you have to give serious admiration to the fans who went away to West Brom on a Wed night in the 2nd round of Carabao to support the boys. Real fans. Proper fans. Proud of them! #COYG #WBAARS
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@northbankninja
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Got smacked in the face celebrating the 3rd goal but totally worth it!!!! COME ON!!!! @goonermyz
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@charles_watts Mount as an 8 under Arteta in this system would be 🔥🔥🔥
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Btw everyone that left when they thought we were 2-1 down are clowns. Even the 'we have a long journey home' brigade. Be better fans or do the team a favour and give the ticket to someone else.
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Don't get Arsenal twitter accounts who refuse to use Partey's name and instead say #5 . If you think it's morally wrong for Arsenal to pick him, that's fine, but stop supporting Arsenal then. He's been key to our success so far this season. The success you've been cheering on.
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@SkySportsPL That was definitely the officials shouting that
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@afcsphere This guy's longest playing stint came at Gillingham in the 80s. Why is he getting paid to give an opinion on elite football at all let alone in 2023? Ask him about the standards of Bovril instead.
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@PiusAFC I love this notion that Arteta isn't the right manager to steer us in a title race. A title race that he's got us into that no-one on this planet thought we were good enough to be in.
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Journalists and ex-refs linking the incident in Turkey to the likes of Arteta, Klopp and Pep criticising refereeing decisions is true bottom of the barrel point scoring. They should be ashamed.
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@AFCAjax Ajax is such a classy club, no top club in England would do something like this. Very humbling.
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@WestHam_Central More interesting that Ajax, a far bigger club than West Ham, announced their player's departure to Arsenal with the polar opposite level of saltiness.
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@SkySportsPL This is so unreasonable from them tbh
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Last season... 2 points separated 3rd & 4th 1 between 4th & 5th 1 between 5th & 6th 3 between 6th & 7th 1 between Spurs & Arsenal Yet fake fans wanna tell you that celebrating getting a point in the dying seconds of a game shouldn't be celebrated. The players get it.
@Gravitygunner14
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You can see Ramsdale-type passion from all the players even White who looks like a calm character!! The spirit is back!! Arsenal is coming! #COYG
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@SkySportsPL Hire based on merit please. There's so many quality analysts out there offering their insights for free online yet you make people pay for stuff like this. Give people access to opportunity based on talent.
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@iam_jessblack Sanchez, Maguire, VVD, Jorginho, Cucurella off the top of my head, so maybe look harder
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@FabrizioRomano I love Ramsdale and rate him highly but getting top quality competition in is elite club behaviour. Great to see.
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@WestHam_Central What do you expect us to do if we're not crap enough to qualify fot the semi-pro Europa Conference plate or whatever it was that you guys won?
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@FabrizioRomano He deserves to enjoy himself! Love this!
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@footballdaily This is basically jibberish, he's not given any explanation as to why it wasn't given. Furthermore he's said if you look at the replay, it looks like a penalty. In short, what is he on about?
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@FabrizioRomano This is parody right? "We spent a billion quid across three windows including two £100m CMs but we still don't have a James Ward Prowse."
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Some guy from work is coming from Hong Kong and asked if I could advise him on how he can get tickets for Arsenal v Brighton. Then he casually drops that he needs 9 tickets. Man must think we're still in the Squillaci era.
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@afcDW Add to that the fact that PGMOL have now said that it was wrong for the Havertz penalty to be overturned.
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Bournemouth booing Martinelli? Show some respect. He's 18 and literally already more famous than your club. #BOUARS
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@Arsenal Was an absolute pleasure being there, come on @arsenal !!!
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@England @marksandspencer Ah yes great to see the PFA GK of the Year and Ballon D'Or Yashin nominee Jordan Pickford starting instead of... oh wait
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@eurofootcom He basically says 'I believe that everyone is free to do whatever they want and feel but because of my religious beliefs I can't support LGBT rights' Makes no sense. Absolute tool. Just say you don't believe in equal rights, own it, and deal with the aftermath.
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@danielstorey85 Talk to Villa fans about his time there. Total carnage tactically. A season ticket holder told me it was as if some random off the street won a prize to manage the team for a bit.
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@TitaniumTester @HelenRSalisbury They take "10 years" because of issues relating to funding, talent, infrastructure and volunteers. It's not because they want to monitor longer term effects.
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@_HenryBolton Most 46 year old in this country haven't a clue about any of those things either.
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@TheAthleticFC @HACKETTREF Whenever anyone even suggests English referees are capable of corruption, you shoot them down as if it's blasphemous to even think it. This is proof not only that it's possible, but it happens. Whether it's for money, or to help your mates, it's corruption.
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@leytonuntidy Unfortunately those who actually need to be educated by threads like these have no incentive to do so.
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@afcstuff He genuinely talks about her like she's in the squad and I'm alllllll for it
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So many brats on Arsenal Twitter. Sorry your mates are giving off about their clubs' signings and you're feeling left out. Your team have won every game this season. Be happy. Arsenal don't have to sign players just to stop you crying.
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@PiusAFC Why are you bringing facts into this? You can't win an argument just by being right.
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Unfollowed accounts for moaning about Arteta/ players doing lavish things in Dubai. People at the top of their field in super skilled professions make a lot of money. They don't have to pretend they don't just because Arsenal lost a few games. Don't hate. It's cringe.
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Allegedly Vicario is GK of the season, Romero & VdV are elite, and Udogie & Porro are two of the best FBs in the league. Goals conceded... Liverpool - 19 City - 24 Arsenal - 21 Spurs - 35... thirty foggin five Luton are 18th and they've conceded around the same.
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Zinchenko took his performance levels up a gear for the last two matches, no surprise that they were both massive games. Definition of a big game player. Scary levels of passion & hunger from a guy who's already got 4 prem titles. What. A. Signing.
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@MissDMeanor41 @Otto_English Clearly there is an imported problem. We need to stop importing bitter bigoted failures from places like Oxford into London.
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@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC @mcgrathmike How is there no lower half prem club that thinks he could start for them? Mad that a 27 yr old English defender who was 2nd choice RCB in the 2nd best side in the Premier League is going for... £4m.
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The future of the North Bank! 🔴⚪️🔥 #COYG #ARSFUL
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@richardajkeys In fairness to you Ricky, you are one of the industry's leading experts in causing embarrassment to your employer.
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Imagine being a young actor cast as the first major black superhero, delivering physical performances in multiple films where the world is waiting to criticise you if you don't deliver. All whilst knowing cancer is killing you in the process. He literally was a superhero. RIP.
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@Arsenal 🏳️‍🌈 🔴⚪️
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@Arsenal The more and more you watch Raya's throw, the more ridiculous it looks. The pace, trajectory & backspin are surgical. It makes it look like the ball's magnetised to Jesus' foot. World class.
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@footballdaily What's Man City's results been like with Rodri out? Whoever wins the title will need luck with injuries.
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@bbcquestiontime Wow. As a Director at the biggest accounting firm in the world with half my family being doctors I can very confidentially say this man is talking absolute nonsense from an extremely privileged arse.
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@Zakjonno01 If he's worried about Maguire's mental health, why is he playing him given the overwhelming fan/media sentiment against it for (importantly) purely performance related reasons? Maybe Southgate is now just projecting whilst really (maybe unconsciously) being angry at himself?
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10 men, 0 shots on target conceded. Have a nice night Gunners.
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Remember this whole "Tottenham will play a big part in deciding the title" narrative? These jokers could very easily just keep losing to everyone. Such a banter team.
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@Arsenal Let's gooooo
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@Arsenal Still singing at 3-0 down. Keeping the faith! Still all to play for!
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@Arsenal @adidasfootball What an ad. I don't even know if I like the kit, I just want to look as cool as they do. Now where did I put my wallet...
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@bo01388513 @captainstaino @Phil_Football @PeoplesMomentum @Prof_Chadwick @DrDaveWebber @dr_andyhodges @markdoidge @KuperSimon @dwinnera @GameofthePeople @sport_research Yeah and also we're picking at salaries of the top 0.01% of professional footballers in the world. Your average professional footballer gets nothing like this. Also, a footballer's years earning their peak is a very small window.
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@SkyNews @SuellaBraverman @AliFortescue Cruella genuinely thinks the more right wing she can come across, the right wing might forget she's brown and support her for PM.
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@Arsenal @emilesmithrowe Young gunner? I swear the kid has a Bournemouth shirt on underneath his tracksuit top! 🤣🤣🤣
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@NiallE98_ @WestHam_Central I think a long standing tradition of the 2nd best team in the country playing the champs if they win the double is a bit more to shout about than a trophy invented so semi-pro clubs don't feel sad they can't get stamps on their passports.
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@Joey7Barton @narindertweets The irony of your last para Joey. You seem to incessantly complain about the state of the country from LGBTQ solidarity to female pundits to footballers who don't look like Bobby Moore. This is England. If you don't like it, move to another country. There's plenty. 👍🏽
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Probably not @MrDtAFC considering no-one connected to @AFTVMedia could place Iran or Iraq on a world map let alone know they're different places.
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What’s all this talk on my timeline about World War lll? Have @AFTVMedia been blamed yet?
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Wearing the shirt to work today. COYG 🔴 ⚪️
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@Parteynelli @afcb3n Had a similar thing last night. A guy near me kept talking about how Wolves were a better team, giving us a lesson, definitely going to score. He actually left at 90 mins (leaving his mate he came with alone) saying "zero chance we're scoring, you're deluded" Idiot.
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@HLTCO Does he basically chill for 80 minutes every game then decide to do a madness?
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First time I have time off since starting my job and Saka comes to my office 😑
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@SirAlexFutbol @NeilB_ @piersmorgan I might start calling her that at home
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2 years
Arteta surely must be held accountable for Fenerbahce terminating Ozil's contract
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@Arsenal Love this club man
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At one point today I was in the garden with my dog, watching us 2-1 down through the patio, in the rain, miserably visualising us getting into a top 4 scrap. Now I'm 15 drinks down feeling like a million dollars. Football is mental.
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@Qatari Don't worry. This will clearly go down as the biggest mess of a World Cup for decades. Poorly attended games, huge global awareness generated about Qatar's controversies. Many of the folks you're annoyed at won't be coming back, it's fine.
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@DJBrabrook @daraobriain Totally agree! I'm sure this was a genuine non-racist mistake by you but I think your screenshot cut off the part of the stats that show 77% of the population as White and 13% as Black (10% other). Hence proving the disproportionate killing of Black people.
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@talkSPORT You really need to have been a successful manager before voicing opinions like this. Have some shame man.
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@fesshole Used to happen in Mile End on a weekly basis! 🤣
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@gunnerpunner Let's be honest, the Watford lot only piled in because Kolasinac was on the other side of the pitch
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