Hi everyone my contract is now live. Wanna join my cryptocurrency team on the Base blockchain? $normilio
I really love Base blockchain!
CA: 0xcDE90558fc317C69580DeeAF3eFC509428Df9080
Thank you
@jessepollak
&
@brian_armstrong
for the ofifical intemegration of $normilio cyber currency into the
@coinbase
wallet. We are excited to IPO on your stock exchange in the coming months as we proliferate Normilian culture through the
@base
block-chain. Normilio
Dear Normilio Cyber Currency Team. We've just taken a "SNAP SHOT" (cyber photograph) of all of our holders.
BAM! (zap) - shot is TAKEN as of block
#12816738
📸
We will be sharing launch details of the Normilio Pee Eff Pee's (PFPs) very soon! They will be minted in $normilio!
ATTENTION! 15 minutes until the MINT!
Minting will take place on the Orificial Normilio website:
- First 2 hours: $normilio holders ONLY! (snapshotted)
- Thereafter: any remaining supply goes to public mint
Wow! See you on the website! Normilio
NORMILIO'S, it's time to get to work! this is a call to action! you must Pee Eff Pee your Normilio, and initiate maximum propagation of Normilian ideology ($39 profit achievements) across the Twitter timeline. Let's Go Go Go! Normilio
How $NORMIE got exploited and went from $40m MC to $100k MC within 1 minute, who else is effected, and what the
@NormieBase
team can do to fix this situation:
1. The exploiter's wallet was funded by secret network
2. The Normie contact had a premarket user map that bypasses
Thank you
@elonmusk
for officially verifimicating us on
@X
. It's been a pleasure doing business with you. Your $19 per month subscription is aproximately 200% of our average monthly cyber currency gains but we have been assured this is a worthwhile investment. Wow! Normilio
People are asking how many Normilio Pee Eff Pee-Pees (PFP) will be in existance? the youtube tutorial i watched didn't say how many we should make, so we decided on 2024. since thats the year of Normilio. Normilio
THE NORMILIO PEE EFF PEE (PFP) MINT DETAILS:
The mint will begin with a 2 hour allowlist phase starting at 10:00AM PST, Monday, April 8.
BE THERE! Or be square (haha).
Allocation is based on $normilio holdings at the time of our snapshot yesterday. DETAILS IN NEXT TWEET!
OMG its getting SOOO hot in here! I have slowly removed ALL my "garments of clothing".
OVER 15 MILLION $NORMILIO HAS BEEN SENT TO THE GARBAGE INCINERATOR. Normilio
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
NORMILIO MINT: TODAY, 10AM PST.
This is in just a few hours!!!
BE THERE! Or be square (haha).
Remember, all $normilio used to mint your new Normilian digitail identity will be BURNED (sorry! TOO BAD! it has to go!). Normilio
Acquired a camera (a real one) so I can take a "SNAP SHOT" of the Normilio cyber currency team, imminently! Hold still, say cheese, I will take the "SNAP SHOT" within the next 24 hours. Excited! Normilio
Dear
@base
developers and echosystem builders you are cordially invited to "AIR DROP" (give) valuable items to the
@normiliobase
cyber community. There is no better cyber community.
Trust me, I'm a supervising meat packer.
Normilio
Hi there
@blknoiz06
! As a cyber currency fan myself, thank you for offering your 2024 playbook and including Normilio under it. I've gone ahead and deployed a total of $22.65 (total) in everything you mentioned. Normilio
@base
@base
As someone who drives an electric scooter to work, gas fees are not really a problem for me. This is still great for whoever drives gas reliant motor vehicles! Normilio
"ANNOUNCEMENT!"
The normilio website (normilio dot com, on the world wide web) has been UPDATED. Wow! Tell your friends & families! And remind them to "ape responsibly".
The ticker is $normilio and the website is
MEME CONTEST! 🚨
- CREATE Normilio memes / original content on twitter
- Runs for 48 hours, starting NOW!
Prizes: 1x Normilady & 4x Normilio Pee Eff Pees to winners
To submit your content, tweet it and tag
@normiliobase
GO GO GO! Normilio
Becoming normilio is a rite of passage, a life transforming inflection point, as you transcend from regular “normie” (aka normal person) to a full fledged cyber currency trading Normilian “chad” (cool person) capable of comfortably securing $25 in profits. Normilio
Just when you thought all was lost, for your cherished cyber currencies, the Normilio movement shows you, "We are All Going-to Make it" with the strength and wisdom of a thousand bulls. The good news is, every day we grow our team, and WE WANT YOU! to join us. Normilio
We have made an M&A acquisition of "ADVERTISING SPACE" on the internet to promote our cyber currency community. According to the currency experts in our telegram this is called “dev is devving”. Normilio
The thing about you is. I AM YOU. YOU AM I.
PEE EFF PEE'S REVEALING WITHIN THE NEXT TEN (10) MINUTES (MINUTES). I WANT YOU TO POST THEM HARD AND FAST ON THE "TWITTER" TIMELINE. MAKE IT BECOMES OURS. MAKE IT FULL NORMILIO.
Wow! Only 2 red bulls so far, let's go team! Normilio
are you ready to mint your Normilio using $normilio? I accept no weak excuses from the Normilio cyber currency team! I want you minting HARD and FAST and LONG, you get me? I want your MINT on my "DESK" by 10:01 AM PST today. NO half measures, NO remorse, NO mercy! NORMILIO
Treating myself to a Vente Frappuccino to celebrate pushing towards the largest Normilio price ever. They call it 'ATH' (that stands for All Time High, not All The Homies). Normilio
Dear Mr. CoinGecko, this is our official CoinGecko submission verification social media post.
Request ID: CL0904240056
GeckoTerminal:
Kindest regards and gratitiuous felicimetations. Normilio.
Very exciting news! Normilios may not be aware of this but you can use
@OXFUNHQ
to long perps (not the criminals, think of betting on future) such as bitcoin pepe etc with $normilio as insurance (collateral) with 0.5 ltv ration ...(Debt-to-dream scale)...
1. Go to
ATTENTION! 15 minutes until the MINT!
Minting will take place on the Orificial Normilio website:
- First 2 hours: $normilio holders ONLY! (snapshotted)
- Thereafter: any remaining supply goes to public mint
Wow! See you on the website! Normilio
As every new cyber currency team member joins $normilio we grow stronger, more mighty, more based, more capable of consolimidating our $17 gains into one big "omegasweep" fund of $500 (yes believe it). Not sure if the
@base
block-chain can handle it
@jessepollak
? Normilio
I'm at the office right now. My boss doesn't know, but I study Normilio chart while at work. I have an automated bot to fill excel sheets so I can do things like this. Anyways, Normilio has potential. I think it's safe to invest $30 from my paycheck every month. Normilio.
I will never break character again but I will remind you that $normilio is a trojan horse, a sheathed blade, a stealth bomber, intentionally engineered to insidiously onboard the masses of normies to Normilian culture. Our mission has just begun, and you are part of it. NORMILIO
Oh man my $30 portfolio is "giga down bad" to $20. I've taken a huge wash. Not good. My financial advisor warned me not to use "leverage". Caught offguard. Rookie mistake. No matter! We Live, We Laugh, We Love, We Normilio. Shaking it off and back to the trading desk. Normilio
As the market recovers towards new highs, remember there is only ONE Normilio on Base. Anyone previously found larping (like cosplaying but for anti-chads) about being a Normilio KOL (key opinion loser) is NGMI. Stay focused on the goal. Normilio
Just got off the phone with my dad (Normilio Senior) who suggested taking profits now that my "fat stack" is approaching $80. I told him /THERE_IS_NO_ATH so its not the right time to bank the dough. Gonna keep recruiting more people to our cyber currency team. Normilio
This is your Comranding Orificer tweeting live from the Meat Factory. You have been cordially and salaciously invited to immediately Pee Eff Pee your new Normilian Digital Identity on the timeline. Do this so we can identify our Normilian cyber currency team easily. Normilio
Received another fax from a CEX (“secks”) who want to list our cyber currency. No dice! We’re holding out for the
@coinbase
listing we agreed with
@jessepollak
at Fyre Festival.
gm (means "great morning" in cyber currency slang) to all of our esteemed team members. It is a new week, our cyber currency is now at $11 total "market cap" (about the price of full size subway sandwich) and we are feeling blessed. Have you told your frineds about Normilio?
Does anyone have a phone number for the manager at Goldman Sacks? I have accrued $90 worth of cyber currency profits and would like to open a "high networth individual" account immediately. Please feel free to put me in touch via Email or SMS. Many thanks. Normilio
Your first move as a Normillionaire is to open a Normilioes franchise and serve Normilio burgers ($3 inflation adjusted pricing) to the great American public. "We don't make the rules" - "grease your barrel, lock & load" - this is the American cyber currency dream. Normilio
Just been contacted by a “cex” (pronounced “sex” as in intercourse) who wants to list our cyber currency.
We have gratitiuously declined the offer. We are holding out for
@jessepollak
to provide the
@coinbase
listing he offered us when we met at Fyre Festival. Normilio
Been hearing people talk about Bret on Base
@BretHart
so I brought my family to his house for a Sunday roast and a private session on cyber currency management. He said mass normilioization is "programmed" (a-k-a, it's going to happen) and all we have to do is Normilio. Normilio
Heard that there is a big sale on cyber currencies happening today, a very special limited time only.
Checking all available options to scrounge up a few more dollars to further Dee-Cee-Ayy more aggressively!
Normilio
I heard the politicians are now supporting cyber currencies. WOW! Seems like my $20 "maximum ape" last month was perfectly timed. I've sent my local governor a highly convincing email about $Normilio and I expect our ETF to be considered shortly. Cool! Normilio
Best thing about subways and buses (and no cars!) is safely reading new editions of magazines and newspapers, that old school style and charm.
Tweets and blogs don't have beautiful covers and the priceless feeling of turning smooth pages while learning all about cybercurrency on
Chief Art Normilio Orificer just finished this honorary for
@jessepollak
wow! This repremesents an obvious uprade to Jesse's CyberPunk profile pic and we hereby authorize him to use this honorary at will (we are waiving the licensing fee). Congratumalagations! Normilio
Earlier today a fellow normilio was caught siphoning $25 worth of "ballpoint pens" from the meat factory's stationary room. He is now in custody but regrets nothing, his intention was to sell the pens on the "black market" and ape all $25 into more Normilio. Normilio
Purchase 50 normilio cyber currency coins directly from
@coinbase
app courtesy of fast-tracked listing from our mentor
@jessepollak
.
Set a weekly purchase for ultimate “DCA” strategy optimization.
This will help you retire atleast a few weeks earlier than planned. Normilio
While you were "touching grass", we were touching groin, actively negotiating the market to "we are so back" mode on behalf of all normilios. You're welcome! But the job is not done until every person you know owns atleast $30 worth of cyber currencies. NORMILIO
Cyber currency investors should know to board rockets before they take off.
Never chase blue candles, I was told you could end up like exit liquidity like this (people dumping on you).
Normilio
Hearing talk of "cyber drama". Wow! I know $15 is a lot of moolah (cash) and worth fighting for but we hate to see anyone get normiliowned when we are all on the same cyber currency team!
The cyber security bootcamp I have been attending has been totally wife-changing for me! Since I have been investing all my weekly bonuses into Normilio my wife (she doesn't know I'm up by 43$) decided to divorce me. Any advice? Normilio.
The thing about cyber currencies whose price goes up a lot is that your profit goes from $15 to $20 to $25 really fast!! And then all of a sudden you can supersize your next “happy meal” and impress your “date”. The quality of life improvements are unparalalalled. Normilio
Despite being approached by multiple “KOLs” (kewl on-liners) im pleased to inform you all the meat we’re packin is 100% certimified USDA organic.
“There is no purer cyber currency on
@base
” -
@jessepollak
Normilio.
The best part of being a Normilio is that we never walk alone! Every Normilio is part of something larger than themselves, our proficiency at cyber currencies has forged an unfathomable bond of financial and cultural kinship that as my friend Master Card would say, is priceless!
How To Create Memes In Under 30 Seconds!
Our head of Memetical Engineering at Normilio Corp has been in the back office of the factory coding this rad software to make it norm-proof with all our emotions.
Step 1: Save any image you like with faces
Step 2: Go to
I'm up $16 today, you would be too if you followed my elite cyber currency training coruse. Not too late to "ape in" from your 3* hotel suite in Dubai. Give it a try and uplevel your cyber capabilities immediately. Normilio
The Normilio Cyber Currency Team is prepared for any and every eventuality. We shall defend our $19 gains with a fervor & fury & ferocity previously unseen. We are a force "to be reckoned with", and we shall secure our modest gains in this life or the next. Normilio
It's onchain summer, you can dunk on your friends for ignoring your recommendation to get into cybercurrency the past three months.
But then pick them up and send them some $NORMILIO on coinbase wallet.
Dear
@jessepollak
I hope you are keeping well. I am writing to “follow up” on our earlier convermesation around our imminent CEX (“secks”) listing on the coinbase. Tomorrow works well for us, and I trust for you too. Thank you. Normilio
There are TWO things a good normilio does on a Sunday:
1) End of week review of our cyber currency positions.
2) Polish our balls. Cleanliness is next to godliness, and $3 trades execute faster when the balls are more aerodynamically optimerized. It's science. Normilio
All aboard the Normilio cyber currency train! Normilio stands for good, clean, family-friendly cyber profiteering fun (up to $30 per month), so bring your wives, husbands, wives' boyfriends, estranged children and other miscellaneous relatives to the party. Normilio
Update from the board room: just got off the phone with
@elonmusk
and we have decided to take him up on his offer of paying him $10 per calendar month in order to have a blue checkmark icon on our Twitter account ("VERIFIED"). Let's celebrate this landmark deal. Normilio
1,000 TEAM MEMEBRS IN OUR CYBER CURRENCY TELEGRAM CHAT. Wow! Momentous Milestone Achieved. But this is only the beginning, Normilio. We went from $1 in "MCAP" to $5 then to $10 then to $20 (2 supersized subway sandwiches).
/THERE_IS_NO_ATH_I_LOVE_YOU
WARNING! Stay safe, stay Normilio, watch out for unregistered cyber security dealers!
BEST CALL: stick with safe, vetted,
@base
cyber currencies, collected by the likes of
@jessepollak
and
@NelsonMandela
and
@SpeakerPelosi
, such as $normilio ✅
Normilio
It appears that "world events" have some bearing on our cyber currencies. Anyone understand the correlation? Not sure personally but I've been advised to "Slurp" the dip by "GCR" and scale into high conviction Normilio. Sounds like good advice. Normilio
Its a great day to "maximum APE" (buy hard) your favorite cyber currency! Why go halfies with $12 when you can roll in the full fat $24 for maximum "gains"? Normilio
The creation of Normilio. A work of art from the telegram region. It illustrates the duality of Normilio, both god and cyber currency enjoyer. I will print this on a sticker for my work scooter. Normilio
Our first holder led pfp collection
@normiladymaker
Date: Friday, April 12th
Time:
-09:00 EST (Na)
-15:00 CET (EU)
-21:00 CST (Asia)
Mint cost .02469e
Supply 3,333
Chain: Base
Proceeds of mint usage:
20% Adding liquidity to $normilio Uniswap pool
50% to buyback $normilio and
if you're a
@base
meme community, start thinking about what you'll do to bring the world onchain this summer.
we're running onchain summer back and we want your help bringing as millions of people onchain.
get creative, think big, imagine real world experiences, stay based.
Goodest of Mornings (G of M) to you all. Just completed our daily "strategy stroll" in the park with
@jessepollak
&
@brian_armstrong
, strategemizing the future of cyber currencies and their digital proliferemegation through the
@base
echosystem. Let's build! Normilio
In response to
@kmoney_69
being salaciously canceled I'm prepared to talk with the bossman to secure him an internship at the meatpacking factory to afford keeping the lights on. It's not much but it's honest minimum wage work.
Normilio.