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@norfdog
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dog boy // @AutomataDog ❤️ // support-a-creator code NORFDOG // i’m probably live rn // [email protected]
Joined March 2009
When the chinese restaurant got these old discolored photos on the wall you know the food is about to be fucking bomb
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Skrillex deleted the “I’m emo who cares” tweet. Young thug deleted “no homo we smokin penises”.Migos deleted “Ima send ya hoe a text with the purple pickle”. This is all we have left now.
im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin).
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NAH THE FURRY RICKS GO CRAZY.
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The moment you turn 30 you have to trade in your con liquor shelf for the good stuff
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@CircleToonsHD I still use the first logo in all promo for mine. They never should have changed it at all.
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Back when I worked in a food packaging factory I would do shit like this *all* the time lmao. At least a couple dozen packages a day would have extra product. When one box of product costs as much as I make per hour, you better believe idgaf about costing the company money lmao.
🚨🚨🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL I HAVE OPENED A TRIPLE STACK BROWN SUGAR CINNAMON POP TART
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how it feels when i take 3 days to respond to a dm and then get a response dm within 5 minutes that i know i will not open for another 3 days
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How it feels being the only person in the group who wants to play build mode in Fortnite 😔 . 🎨 @BreastBiscuit
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Realized last night that I’ve had this grinder for 2 years and have never checked the kief catcher lmao
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raided @VorosTwins after stream last night and their first instinct was to look me up on twitter😅. THE WAY HE SAID ". THATS KINDA SUS. " HAS ME SCREAMING
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dat doggo is a fortnite dancin boykisser 🐶.smoochin on @AutomataDog :3. amazing animation by @Kuowonn!
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@Phorone_S When they’ve got children’s toys in the corner like a tricycle or one of those roll-around-popping things 👌👌👌👌.
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Just witnessed a McDonald’s worker quit their job, leave the building, then come back inside and make themself breakfast and leave again. Fuck yeah.
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i got this burrito from taco bell that was so perfectly rolled i had to get it on video to preserve the moment
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@SlatDontMiss Where’s the “leave the kids alone” crowd at when it’s a cis dude going after the kids???.
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