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Timberwolves! Reality tv! Public education! Cute animals!
Minneapolis, MN
Joined November 2017
The duality of man. 20 hours ago he was saying he wants to kill everything in sight on national telly
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Attention all Minnesota public libraries: you need to do a “Naz Read” children’s summer reading challenge.
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It’s so concerning how quickly I’d run through a brick wall for this 22 year old whose decision making is questionable at best.
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I’d run through a brick wall for every person shoved in that medical room.
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First time I’m noticing this: Karl doesn’t sit until we score either 🥹
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My mom hired a bagpiper to play in their backyard and a bunch of their neighbors and relatives came over to watch
Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests
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Tonight there was a fan from Japan on her honeymoon attending (maybe her first) Wolves game. KAT signed a portrait of him that she drew, then @JimPeteHoops sat down next to them at the end of the game. Watching her explode with joy made me so proud of the Wolves community!!!! 🫶🏼.
First time I’m noticing this: Karl doesn’t sit until we score either 🥹
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One of my students said “Can you send this to Jaden McDaniels???!” And I said I’d do my best…. @allisonaudrey, any chance you could make a third graders life and show this to Jaden?!.
I was able to give my Wolves loving crew of third-graders the best end-of-year present ever! Accumulating shirts and towels that were left under seats the last two years has paid off. Love these little Timberwolves 💙💚🐺 #WolvesBack
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It feels so good to be home
Those four guys swaying to pink pony club 😭😭 Target Center vibes are so different.
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I love the Timberwolves so much, and I’m just so sad. I don’t want to be mad at anyone. I just want to see the Wolves play the basketball we’ve played all season. Finchy lost his kneecap for this team and this sucks.
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Manifesting!!! Good vibes only!!! I love having Julius Randle as a Timberwolf🥰✨🫶🏀💖🪩🎉
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I was able to give my Wolves loving crew of third-graders the best end-of-year present ever! Accumulating shirts and towels that were left under seats the last two years has paid off. Love these little Timberwolves 💙💚🐺 #WolvesBack
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REDACTED!!!! THE TIMBERWOLVES LOVE THE GAYS!!!!!!.
To be playing like this on pride night feels kinda homophobic of the wolves ngl.
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Nickeil Alexander-Walker is the only Timberwolf that has ever met my dog and he also loves my dog. He kept reaching behind the couch when they met and scratching his head. I love Nickeil Alexander-Walker so much
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I can’t wait to point at people who get dunked on in target center tonight.
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If the WNBA gets busted for rigging a game before the NBA, i swear to god.
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I am not reading a single quote from *that* article that was put out today about a certain Timberwolves player, thank you all for making me aware of how trash it was.
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Even if I don’t get a single thing from my list, feeling connected to other teachers, and having non-teachers support education are the biggest win of this movement. Education NEEDS more support. #clearthelists @support_a_teach #support_a_teach.
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I brought my dad to his first Wolves game in years and Ant scored 50 tonight!!!!!! Go Wolves!!!! 🐺🐺
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Keeps my coaches name out of your mouth.
You gotta stay in the game Coach. It’s 1:40 left . Wish him well though!.
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Drop your lists below, I’ll RT them! Let me know who you are as a teacher, and let’s spread this great movement! #clearthelists #support_a_teach @support_a_teach.
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A highlight of this season has been @r_timberwolves post-W videos. It’s been like a season long where’s waldo! I took it upon myself to track every addition to the video as they progressed through the season due to my WOLVES MANIA. These videos are truly a masterpiece!!!
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I am soooo happy I’m learning about which wolves fan accounts to unfollow after yesterday’s events. Knowledge is power 💖.
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Last night was real life, WOLVES ARE GOING TO WCF! I am so happy. My official stance is: If you must work today, you don’t need to be productive or do anything besides talk about the Timberwolves.
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The best Monday in history. “Look what I made this morning!!!”
LAST NIGHT WASN'T A DREAM. YOUR WOLVES ARE IN THE WESTERN CONFERNCE FINALS. 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺.
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Hank does not understand the hype around the other game happening today, he is locked in for the #PuppyBowlXX
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@the_planejane One of my favs parts of drag race is when like once a season rupaul absolutely loses it laughing and cannot gain composure. Congrats Jane and Susan, you won the true prize.
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The craziest part of this situation is that Rudy Gobert just made both free throws.
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This was my boyfriends genius idea he says funny and smart things, I just say them louder/on twitter.
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@allisonaudrey 😭😭 They’re going to lose it when I tell them this tomorrow! Thank you!!! Even after the season has ended, my students are still drawing Wolves players, making Wolves posters, and making books where the players are dunking on me (I requested to be dunked on).
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The Minnesota Timberwolves are officially in the category of things I love so much my heart physically aches
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Gave the kids a five minute wolves lesson at the end of the day during dismissal to help get ready for the game tonight!!! #RaisedByWolves
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Yesterday morning one of my students silently puts this on my desk, and just keeps walking. We have a wolves wall in class. Naz Reid is up on the wolves wall now!
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Chris Finch vs Chris Dimch
Chris Dimch says Anthony Edwards (left ankle) will be a gametime decision.
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Wait, I’m confused. Why are folks so irked by this?.
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One of my students (9- bday today!!!) is absolutely obsessed with the basketball/the Wolves, and his favorite player is Troy Brown Jr…. Tonight he got to go to the game for his birthday present. I cannot wait to see this dude LIT UP tomorrow!!!.
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Another example of how great this organization is. Why do the Timberwolves keep making me cry tonight??? I wish this season could last forever.
They say to never meet your heroes and while that might often be true, if your hero is @itsmclaughlin11 he lives up to it. @Timberwolves super fan Christopher has a new “best night of his life” with a HUGE thanks to @anissaclaiborne for making this happen. The smiles say it all!
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Oh no, we have been eliminated from the in-season tournament. How do I cope with the fact that we are the best team in the league but got eliminated after we just won and played the best basketball ever?.
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I see your point (kinda) but if we’re comparing arenas, Ball Arena is the same Ball company that is a defense contractor for the US government???? At least our arena doesn’t support the military industrial complex 💅💅 (No beef but it’s game day).
I don't mean this in a petty way, Minnesota. But on God I'd way prefer my basketball team play in the Walmart Center than The Target Center. I want to leave with a chip, not scented candles and Egyptian Cotton bedsheets.
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Call it Jack McDaniels.
NEWS: @Timberwolves x Jack Daniel's Launch First Ever .Single Barrel Personal Selection. Full release:.
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I have only two major thoughts on this game: .1) Troy Brown Jr .2) These jerseys make everyone look so handsome.
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So I got pretty good at lip reading when the sound went out for 5 minutes earlier this episode…. Did Jesse Palmer just mouth what I thought he did?? #TheBachelor
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One of my students made some predictions about the wolves game tonight. Wolves won 109-106 baby
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This REALLY is what movies is made of, I love the Timberwolves and I can’t wait to watch them play basketball way past my bedtime
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I have THEORIES about Glen Taylor, but we all know what happened with the Boeing whistleblower.
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I am still riding the high of last night.
Fans are WILD after a big game 6 win. Wolves force a game 7! We live for these moments
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Ummmm this last name situation leads me to believe NAW is MARRIED?!?! Even though I have been in a monogamous relationship for 10 years, I am absolutely devastated.
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If Ant can roll up with grease stains, I can feel brave enough to do the same.
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JIM PETE THROWING SHOTS AT SUNS STAFF FOR CHOOSING PURPLE SHIRTS.
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Special prayer for the Minnesota Timberwolves to win tonight and for the snow not to mess with my 7 minute drive to Target Center too much, but also I’d like a snow day tomorrow.
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Good morning degenerates.
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Despite taking the L today, let’s not forget that this regular season was so much fun!!!.
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@JimPeteHoops Their reaction when you walked down and sat down next to them was even more excited than when they got KAT’s autograph back in her portrait. So kind of you to do that for them!.
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LYNX BACK.
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Can I sue the Timberwolves for plagiarizing their own city edition jerseys from last year.
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The comedic timing of the deafening cheers for KAT turning into immediate boos for Thibs.
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I am so excited that so many new people want to come watch the Timberwolves that a ton of us have been obsessed with for so long, but it stinks majorly that people are buying all of the tickets and selling them for amounts that no normal person can afford :(.
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Snagged a hat for a friend and they’re just so cutie that I kinda want one myself now
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We thought this man could break Timberwolves curses… and he’s hanging out with THIS GAL??!! Bye fofty
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All of my special prayers came true. I am laying in bed because my school has a SNOW DAY! I’m gonna have pho for breakfast.
Special prayer for the Minnesota Timberwolves to win tonight and for the snow not to mess with my 7 minute drive to Target Center too much, but also I’d like a snow day tomorrow.
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So he’s been prepping his colleagues like you do before you take a fake sick day is what I’m hearing.
heard him asking team staff for dayquil in the locker room yesterday for anyone who is gonna try and conspiracy theory this.
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“I am… never gonna die. Everything in my life is perfect at this very moment” -@BrandonBeck4 on @NoPantsCrunch perfectly describes every Timberwolves fan waking up this morning.
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I LOVE MY SPICY MEATBALL.
Donte chirping at Jalen Brunson: "That’s what happens when they let you run the show" 😳
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Don’t know what it is, but I feel like there’s some parallel between Warriors fans and living in Wayzata.
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Timberwolves culture is being CORNY TAKE THAT KAT HATERS.
A good sign that Karl-Anthony Towns is trending towards returning soon. He was at shootaround this morning and appeared to be in good spirits when our camera caught his eye. With four games to go, maybe KAT gets a game in before the playoffs start.
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Oh my god Jordyn and Karl were with Leah and Miguel from Love Island…. This is my BEYONCE X JAY Z COLLAB!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Not to be dramatic but Ant celebrating like this created a new core memory for me. He has changed my life 🥹.
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I am being a harmless, noisy, pest at the Lynx game. Shoutout to the Clark fans directly in front of me that are covering their ears when Lynx fans start cheering, who are probably here from like Elk River: you are my inspiration ❤️💙💜💛💚💖.
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Who can help make ‘Naz Read’ happen at Minnesota public libraries!? More kids in the library reading this summer!!! Let’s do it!! @GovTimWalz @rclreads @WolvesLynxCI @hclib @MMAldrich @Twolves_PR @melvincarter3 @MayorFrey @MnDeptEd.
Attention all Minnesota public libraries: you need to do a “Naz Read” children’s summer reading challenge.
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I will dance on your grave.
“Do you actually think the [Timberwolves] are going to win the championship? No. No way. The Lakers [and] the Warriors, the fact that they think they are going to win a championship is nuts.". —Chandler Parsons 🤔. (via @RunItBackFDTV).
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I’m armed with tide to go pen AND a stain wipe, nothing can stop me at this white out.
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I believe that the Timberwolves can afford anybody we set our mind to affording. Make it happen, billionaires.
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