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Joined June 2018
Great. Just fucking great. I tried to reheat my dinner by putting it on my PC because it was running hot now my computer won't start and this shit is soggy and cold now. Just more bad news as usual.
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Review bombing a free game that came out 17 years ago
Team Fortress 2 received 25,000 negative reviews on Steam, dropping recent reviews to mostly negative. Players are unhappy as the official servers are overrun by cheating bots: #FixTF2
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never online gambling again. just watched the dealer false shuffle and when I called him out he asked me “what’s brackin?” and threw up gang signs. im down 700 dollars and rent is due in a week 🤦♂️
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BRO? THIS GUY WAS LAGGING AROUND ON HIS STREAM AND THEN HE LITERALLY TELEPORTED. YOU'RE TELLING ME HE GOT UP, WALKED OUT, AND CLOSED HIS DOOR BEHIND HIM ALL IN A MATTER OF 1.7 SECONDS? HE THOUGHT HE WAS SAFE BECAUSE HE HAD 2 VIEWERS. THERE ARE ALIENS AMONG US. WAKE UP PEOPLE!
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Straight facts. My mom just respawned and walked in the door with a maga hat on talmbout “im fixed retard.” then sat down and lit up a cigar on some “It’s a boy!” type shit. Thank you for curing cancer, Donny!.
U.S. Cancer Death Rate Lowest In Recorded History! A lot of good news coming out of this Administration.
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I have never seen someone so mad over team killing 🤣I would show the rest of the rants but the video is too long for twitter 😭
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for everyone asking why i stopped cheating i just read the csgo fairplay guidelines and i had no fucking idea this entire time i really am a bit disappointed in my community for not letting me know sooner.
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My rust neighbor raided my wooden base so i spent the next 2 days ruining his wipe. He spent 2 entire hours trying to get back into his base after i broke his bag and eventually quit the wipe
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Goodbye Twitter. Us real patriots are moving to another social media platform that will respect our rights as American citizens.
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REST IN PEACE TO THE PIG SKIN METHOD. YOU WILL BE MISSED GREATLY
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This dude was on Tiktok Live last night streaming ufc fights at a bar by reflecting it into his apple watch 😭
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That is shit from a butt.
This is $165 of BBQ in Williamsburg, Brooklyn
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Lord forgive me for all my sins but too many old dudes didn't get the joke and i finally snapped 🙏🙏🙏
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we made a guy so mad in rust he joined our discord with his webcam on talking about money and how pathetic we are
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Here's him giving the post fight recap and then tell you how awesome his life is compared to yours real quick 💰🔥🗣️
I have never seen someone so mad over team killing 🤣I would show the rest of the rants but the video is too long for twitter 😭
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ratio + you’re a loser for using foreign conflict for clickbait + your username sucks ass + im dope as hell.
Apparently a guy who cheats in video games for a living is really upset I made a video defending Ukraine and using skins as a way to talk about how valuable and fragile peace is. Not sure if he's a Putin supporter or just fucking stupid 🤔
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Movement players get a girl in their CS:GO game and start doing lightskin faces while making callouts.
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What sort of timeline are we in where the last hope to save a missing submarine manned by a logitech wireless controller is owned by Gabe Newell? Someone out there is playing madlibs
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You can tell he's serious about crypto because he literally morphed into a fucking bored ape yacht club nft.
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Just spent an hour wasting these social security scammer's time and this is a small excerpt of our conversation😂
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Sliker’s case is getting so out of hand he had to hire saul goodman 💀
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Sam Hyde has reportedly revealed his unreleased verse on @icespicee_'s "Munch (Feelin U)". According to her manager, the verse was removed from the official version citing his on-going feud with former content-creator turned cuckold @Idubbbz being seen as "problematic"
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yall remember when valorant came out it was supposed to be the csgo killer and now its just the online psych ward for vape users that enjoy monster too much and make their personality based off the memes they see on tiktok.
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That first sentence was a little bit of a lie if I am being honest.
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hasan saying he wont fight sam hyde because he's a nazi makes no sense like arent you supposed to be the nazi annihilator mister captain america?.
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we should have seen something coming from mizkif. the clues were there the entire time
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This was the funniest thing that's happened on one of my livestreams in a while
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How my teammate look at me after I get 3 teammates banned and that votekick pops up
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My dream has finally come true. I have owned several dogs in my life but yesterday, i decided to run a bath cuz I was sore and found out I own a water dog. He now waits at the bath tub to hang out in water and put his head under. I’ll be taking him to the lake soon!
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This dumbass just found out about spread being in the game he's been playing for over a decade ☠️💀💀.
My first CSGO game in a while and can't help myself to complain already. If I repeated this exact scenario 100 times, less than 50 times would've been a headshot. Why are we still okay with randomness in a "competitive shooter"?
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you not fooling me this is that black ops 2 multiplayer menu background.
Reported UFO sightings (1906-2014) over 96% of the UFO sightings are in the U.S
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I’ve been meaning to write something on here because of all the messages I got regarding my channel termination. Unfortunately, @TeamYouTube was and has not been very helpful. I’ve been targetted by report bots and false copyright strikes for several months and youtube has not.
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Whoever has been impersonating me on Roblox you got everyone real angry in my DMs right now 🤣
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We all know the good lord wouldn't let @FrankHassleYT get broad day smoked by the Michelin Man🙏.
i took the gun and made him suck it like a dick while the whole neighborhood watched
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If valve would just add my CS:GO loadout as purchasable skins I would have dropped a sizable bag on skins already.
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A pedophile and a cuckold on a podcast discussing how vaginas are gross. I cannot imagine willfully tuning in 🤦♂️.
Adam22 and Sneako discuss their fear of vaginas
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🚨This is the Griefer of Kyiv 😱🚨. In less than 72 hours he has:.Stood in the line of enough Russian molotovs 🔥 and gunfire 🔫 to give out more than twelve 7 day bans.Mic Spammed Russian radio intel 🗣️🔇.Asked to be kicked out of the russian military multiple times 😳
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xqc talks like the elevator door is closing in front of him all the time.
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I take my dog down a several miles long road with zero street lights to let him run free and blast chief keef so the coyotes are afraid of us
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Almost 3 years ago, I quit working a regular job and started doing streaming and youtube as my main source of income and today I lost my house due to multiple missed payments. I'm now the most popular guy in the entire homeless shelter! Follow your dreams!.
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There is a massive pedophile ring on twitter and nobody is talking about it. The most sickening part is that they are using symbolism to get away with it. They use checkmarks so that other pedophiles are able to identify them in public discretely. Please stay safe.
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im very good at talking to women and paying them to play games with me
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Sadly, the final update. My viewers found his hentai-foundry page using his main alias which he’s been using for 10 years to browse hentai and furry porn and he has started deleting everything. The ride is finally over.
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There's currently a bug in CS:GO that allows you to spawn in the enemy's spawn in casual. I just uploaded the instructions on how to do this on my youtube channel as it's currently public!
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CS:GO Bunnyhoppers be like Looking for mutuals! Retweet if you like:.Unemployment benefits.Depression.Anime.Bladee.Waking up at 2pm.Osu.E-Dating.Racism.Being 90lbs.Fastfood.Virginity.Edgebugs.Suicidal thoughts.Showering once a week.
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Please welcome my new son to the family! He’s 11 pounds at 2 months so he’ll be big boy and he’s extremely energetic
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