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Conqueror of murder boobs. Nole alumna. Who Dat. Bitter southerner. World’s biggest @davegladow fan. Mother to the army of darkness. Overly earnest.

New Orleans, LA
Joined April 2008
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Cait
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@KendallRogers @NCAABaseball I can’t say, because I’ll jinx them and then they’ll yet again continue their streak as the bridesmaid of the MCWS.
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And again, I say:
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Cait
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I’m fairly agnostic about this game, but I’m really happy for Josh Sweat.
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RT @theprettywell: Ok that was a fun evening of football. Now yall treat the city nice tonight. Spend lots of money.
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@michelinmillen Nooooo. 😂
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@Shawn_Farash @rawsalerts Last night I saw Chiefs fans climbing the poles on Decatur.
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Cait
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“For the first time ever.”
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🚨#BREAKING: For the first time ever in history the City of New Orleans has greased the poles on Bourbon Street thanks to Philly fans 📌#NewOrleans | #Louisiana For the first time in history, the City of New Orleans has greased its 200-year-old poles on Bourbon Street ahead of what could be a wild and chaotic Super Bowl Sunday. Building owners in the French Quarter are coating the poles with Vaseline in anticipation of rowdy celebrations as Philadelphia Eagles fans flood the city for Super Bowl LIX. One store owner explained, Because a bunch of deranged lunatics from Philadelphia are in town to watch the Eagles play in the Super Bowl. And if they win? These sick freaks have an instinctual urge to climb poles to celebrate. You can’t afford to have these mutants accidentally tear down all the antique light poles in your city.
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@astutelygarish All of us; IS THAT SERENA?!
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Kendrick is 🔥.
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@primediscussion So good.
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@primediscussion Oh, well-played.
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My beshert won’t see this until after the game - which he’s currently covering - but I’m so proud of him. He’s amazing, hardworking, and insightful, and @davegladow, I can’t wait to read your in-game coverage tonight. ❤️
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As a carcinomie, all I want is for you to go get screened.
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@nolanolegal
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@Cbardwell13 Exactly!
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I’m fairly agnostic about this game, but I’m really happy for Josh Sweat.
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@StaceyJSpiehler Girl, same.
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@Cartoons2012 He likes black beans and good cheese.
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@Cartoons2012 Do you think we wouldn’t give him tasty cronchies?
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