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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
Boulder Creeks always causing commotion on some dumb shit
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
When mom packs Oreos in your lunch
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
Everyone at Boulder Creek is either depressed, addicted to drugs, thinks they're gonna get rich by skipping class or all three
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
Yoooooo who would be down to have a fat senior camp out in the parking lot Thursday night and stay over night
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
When your workout buddy isn't just a "buddy" http://t.co/wYvoHaDgcT
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@noahcorneius98
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4 years
I just got my masters degree, that’s kinda cool
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
Kobi stands like a 3rd grader who has to pee
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
Blake Labno at his finest http://t.co/0H69RigZoU
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
Ms. Brown you really are quite divine
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
When ally won't love you http://t.co/cRAxZLzoW5
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
BCHS Water Attack 2016 is the biggest failure of BC next to Wyatt Henderson
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
Someone tell me why this train looks like Ralph Penilla
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@noahcorneius98
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4 years
If Justin Hohenesee posts one more TikTok on Snapchat, I’m going to hit him w/ my car and make him pay for the damages
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
@morgansexauer @kobirideoutt this is too fucking far. That kid needs to reevaluate his life
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
Sammi Gadbarry and Marcus Dorcoo for prom court
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
@jaklee1718 because kids like Cole Mason would get shot
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@noahcorneius98
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5 years
Being the friend that’s not 21 yet is like being a puppy, when all your frans leave for the bars.... like bye, I’ll wait till you come home, love you... I think :(
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@noahcorneius98
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4 years
I’m eating a hot n spicy in the parking lot of the Walmart I work at. Easily the lowest point of my life
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
We should spray paint "Justin Hohenesse was here" on all the walls for our dope senior prank
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@noahcorneius98
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7 years
Y'all are stoked for this Mayweather v. McGregor fight but who knows bout that hype behind a Gruss and Blake Labno slap box match?
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
It's crazy the brain can create the desire to want to destroy itself
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@noahcorneius98
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7 years
Man I gotta work on my verbal articulation been hanging around Ralf, Nabor n the Oakland folk too much. I sound like a rap song when I talk
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@noahcorneius98
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4 years
You think if I get an Uber to the drive in movies they’ll stay and watch w me? Feeling lonely
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
Arizona you're allowed to get warm again I wore all my pants and don't feel like doing laundry
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@noahcorneius98
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2 years
Bruh never once have I heard anyone call Phoenix Bird City lmao
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@noahcorneius98
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4 years
Nabor texted me “I’ve been up an atom since 10” ATOM? Shut up great value Albert Einstein
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@noahcorneius98
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7 years
Think like Jacob Medrano that boi just vibes happiness
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
I just went to another girls dorm, one of which I have no emotional feelings for, to clean another kids throw up. I'm so miserable in life.
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@noahcorneius98
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4 years
Bro tell me which one of you this is so I can block your number
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
If you can't fuck around and make fun of your friends are they really your friends?
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@noahcorneius98
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3 years
Big fan of the new kicks, bigger fan of myself
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
🍑🍑🍑mmmmm http://t.co/mU2F0w4rF4
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
I was hoping the boys n I could could get a dog next year but we have Ralf and that should honestly be enough. Lil Ape
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
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@noahcorneius98
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4 years
Nabor is literally driving to pick me up rn and he’s sending me tweets and Snapchat memories. Like focus on real life bro plz
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
Fourth of July was a lot more black than it was red, white and blue
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
I don't get why people are up tight all the time like chill out life's not gonna get any better with that stick in your ass
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
I DROVE ALL THE WAY TO MY MOMS W MY NEW IPAD ON THE ROOF WTTFFFFFFFFF
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
How many of you "build the wall" supporters went to Rocky Point for Spring break👀
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
Jordan Demmott is gonna go from stealing calculators in high school to stealing bikes in college
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@noahcorneius98
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2 years
The look on the poor girls face when I asked for a vodka lemonade at Starbucks. I meant black tea lemonade. Get it together Noah
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
This kids a savage http://t.co/eF5t48rCiD
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
I want someone I can occupy my time with mindlessly. Just simply be together and have fun.
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@noahcorneius98
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4 years
The Wolf of Scottsdale Rd
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
Don't go to dorm parties
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@noahcorneius98
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7 years
If Gruss doesn't gainer off the stage at graduation today class of 2k17 a lie
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@noahcorneius98
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4 years
“Call your dad” “I don’t have a dad” “Exactly” My apartment is a war zone rn
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@noahcorneius98
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4 years
Now that I am an adult, I will stop hanging out in Tempe and now in Scottsdale
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
God bless Ralph Penilla. I was literally in the worst mood before we hung out but that goofy ass changed that so fast
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
I can't wait to crack my back on those piece of shit desks tmmw
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
Kobi Rideout flips me off every morning and its really starting to get to me
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@noahcorneius98
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4 years
Fuck it. Me.
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
I thought my sleep schedule would get better with summer but now I don't even know what day it is
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
I never broke out once in high school but now that I'm in college acne loves me. Maybe I'm finally hitting puberty
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@noahcorneius98
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5 years
Should we just ... like ... get drunk and go to the Whole Foods?
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@noahcorneius98
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3 years
God said fuck az, suns L and now storming like I needa build an ark
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
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@noahcorneius98
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6 years
Fuck a big ass. Fuck some titties. I’m here for big foreheads 2k18.
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
Trust me no one wants my liver
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@noahcorneius98
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5 years
Woke up this morning cuz the dehydration was hittin’ hard and drank the first thing I grabbed...it was a flat white claw. I have reached peak grime
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@noahcorneius98
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6 years
“Dude I can’t stop like hearing my ears”- Nabor
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
Me vs @antharuiz54 I'm tired of this pussy's shit talking
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@noahcorneius98
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5 years
I just watched Rihanna cook popcorn for 20 min on ig live. Wtf am I doing w myself
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@noahcorneius98
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2 years
I just got ID’d for an R rated movie bro c’mon
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
What kind of fucked up shit did Tanner Martin's parents have to do to have a kid like him?
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
If you don't think your music taste is the absolute best is it really your music taste?
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@noahcorneius98
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5 years
Nabor just told me he finna sneak a beefy five layer into the movies. Unbelievable
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
Google maps: Estimated arrival in 48 minutes Me: Bet
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
Lmao my roommates are wild and Chinese
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
¿Prom?
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
Anthony's the kind of kid to get hard from mannequins
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
Yesterday was awesome w all the seniors shoulda happened 7 months earlier tho
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@noahcorneius98
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7 years
Yo mcm does his grocery shopping at Circle K
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
Honestly can't stand sleeping knowing that all my best friends and I are going separate ways in less than a month
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
Where are all my seniors at
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@noahcorneius98
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2 years
Arizona sports are the fucking worst bro. First The Cardinals get their cheeks clapped in the playoffs and now the Suns back is getting blown out by some chunky Serbian fml
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@noahcorneius98
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7 years
Anthem: where kids lick gas stations but all they takin are juul pods
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
Yo wasn't T Pham supposed to throw a rave on New Years wtf happened to that
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@noahcorneius98
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4 years
I need a haircut, oil change and eat dinner tn. Can only afford one of them rn. Guess which one ima choose? Yup, goin out w/ the bois
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@noahcorneius98
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4 years
I’m holding all the money for our fantasy football league this year. And I cannot wait for the season to get cancelled cuz the bois just bought me a PS5
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
Much love to the dude who found my phone in a park this morning and dropped it off
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@noahcorneius98
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4 years
They call me Santa Claus cuz I got ho ho ho’s :) !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱.
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@noahcorneius98
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7 years
I was so happy watching some kids play soccer at the airport, little did I know my plane was flying away. Never having kids. #lessonlearned
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
I'm calling it rn
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@noahcorneius98
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5 years
Self care is leaving a full glass of water on your night stand before you leave for the club
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
Sorry pal but your news resolution ain't gonna work. Getting three venti sugar free, nonfat lattes a day isn't gonna make you any thinner
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@noahcorneius98
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3 years
AHAHGHGAGAHHHHHHHHHHHH SUNS IN FO
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@noahcorneius98
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3 years
People think cuz I can do math I’m smart. Let’s not forgot I did my laundry with dish soap the first year and a half I lived alone on accident. Intelligence is very contextual
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
Vote me for mostly likely to make the world a better place cuz I'm the perfect role model
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@noahcorneius98
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3 years
Stevie Wonder could ref an NBA game
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
"Her pussy probably tastes like Fiji water with a splash of strawberries"
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
In all my eighteen years of life I have never wanted socks more for Christmas
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
Marcus Dorcoo just wrote "later nerds" on the board and walked out of the room
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@noahcorneius98
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8 years
Ralf is most definitely the alpha head ass
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@noahcorneius98
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9 years
We'll either see impeachment or assassination this election so that'll be dope
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