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im with th squaw

h/h bay area
Joined March 2014
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no way porter put on twerknation28
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3 years
met the goats @midwxst and @avit69lmao
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HOLY FUCK MY GF GOT INTO MED SCHOOL
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Cal students wont get lunch with you since they cant fit you in their BCal but will bump into you at a boba shop twice in the same week
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3 years
happy birthday @jedwill1999
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Any programmer born after 1993 can’t code... all they know is nodejs, charge they macbook, tweet, import randomforest, post medium article and uber
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3 years
the contax fucked up
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🗣🗣You in her dms im in her pull requests ✋😣trust me we NOT the same
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3 years
house husband arc here i come
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just got an airfryer this the start of a new me
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im so happy im like skipping around the house and giggling
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lmfao they got me on fb
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If I ever get to the point where I start listing accomplishments in my bio, you can all shit on me for being a yuppie fuck and internet boomer because tech/vc twitter got to me
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@nnymori
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a close family friend of mine passed away today, im really in pain thinking about this whole situation
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4 years
i dont even have a joke to make I cant believe they just let these white people get away with these theatrics
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WeChat ban now my dad on Telegram
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I know this is my profession but I hate hearing when ppl call themselves a coder or that they “coded” something. U sounding like a nerd rn
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Girl gave me top but cant commit to a relationship call that detached HEAD
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alexa play crossing field by LiSA
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guys look its ronnie
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I really looked up to this dude for the longest time, I hope he knew that
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when u so high u start getting scared 🐮
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Love seeing the dentist just got my teeth scraped and I feel like a new man
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i love my gf
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help
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made hella curry again 😩
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@nnymori
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So real
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Finally did something this summer 😪 pog
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100 Gecs Fans Be Like Yo When They Gonna Put On Rat Fucker
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@nnymori
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The year is 2024. Every developer is paid with stars in the Github star economy. Seniority is measured by how many npm packages you own. Personal websites are replaced by Github profile READMEs that include custom css like Myspace. Salary is determined by how green your boxes are
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@nnymori
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hans zimmer in the studio making the boss baby 2 soundtrack no pants on thinking how he gonna top the first one
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@nesulosity @singtoconley i am a dying child and this is the last thing I ever read. goodbye
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hi guys sent from my iFreak
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Can you guys see asian glow i have to know
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@nnymori
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proof
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i DEFNITSLY DID NOT FALL TO THE GROUND AFTER A CROWD DIVE
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I am now 22 years old
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23 now
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just finished everything everywhere all at once i gotta call my mom
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thankful for all my friends and oomfies you all inspire me
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These graph theory lectures getting outta hand
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this sliver pizza gonna cure me
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I cant imagine respecting police 😂😂like you gonna let some hs dropout have power over you? Driving a Charger you helped pay for? Do better
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gave up on bereal after 4 days
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4 years
Its infuriating how cities can be in flames from peoples anger but the silent white majority living in suburbs probably wont ever even see a protest
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Mfs rly playing a game about living on your own isolated island 😂😂😂 bro you in quarantine you get to play for FREE
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“Yeah so Antman really gonna hit different for you if youre a small guy”
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Before porter dropped sad machine soft eboys did not exist
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nah they in this bitch doing photoshoots
@NBCNews
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@kwelkernbc A supporter of President Trump sits inside Speaker Pelosi's office.
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got a good whiff of @jedwill1999 in the pit tn
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i cant stop saying baefy man this ruining my life 💔
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I have this exact same memory of summer 2017 driving to the Travis concert in Sac the same day this dropped
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Cant remember the last time i was drunk and happy
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3 years
fuck you fuck you fuck you tonton friends you made my boy yuta so mf ugly if yall dont fix his head tumor im calling CPS fire your whole art team, designers, and whoever makes the goofy ass emoji insta captions dont even get me started on bella fuck you YOU ARE SO UGLY AND ROUND
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bro wtf is this
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StandWithUs
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🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱 Introducing, a new Israeli superhero: Iron Dome, the protector/defender of Israel. We love it! #irondome10 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱 Credit: Sarai Givaty/
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@nnymori
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I cant do this anymore I need to take a pic in front of the drinks at a gas station asap
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im rdy to admit i dont use playlists on spotify i just shuffle my likes
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If Hans Zimmer could compose the Boss Baby soundtrack you can bring yourself to study too
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The worse Gunna’s album cover the more fire the album
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thank god they must have fixed it
@IDF
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@Twitter @Facebook @instagram @WhatsApp if you need any help, IDF tech support is active and always ready to lend a hand!
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ever since i was a teen i just put on the tron legacy soundtrack and get shit done fr
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where are cs majors getting javascript assignments
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im shaking and screaming if they dont fix this I will make sure that they pay for their crimes as their biggest fan i cant believe they messed up the most perfect characters FUCK
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mooncakes were $5 i just bought 5 tins
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soju got me petite and fertile
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im sick bro they having a reunion in the capital like this is a big get together
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Cops are taking selfies with the terrorists.
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the i bothers me
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hey we're updating our brand look. improved logo, font, colors. not too different: just a little friendlier. Discord has become a place where people come to explore, grow, and belong. so we're updating our look to be just as welcoming:
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@nnymori
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who wanna watch Kung Fu Panda 2 with me after finals
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i put on kaixan with my gf in the car and she said his voice was nice im deleting every playlist he on
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haven't played warzone in so long I be facing bots
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crazy manga title
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schmood
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walk into costco and drop 2 racks on patio furniture
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Might fuck around and name my first kid Pi’erre
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who is 2022’s quirked up white boy that is goated with the sauce
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got the btw meal and it didnt even come with the mf bag im a victim
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Wtf
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hehe
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i folded
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U can tell when someone uses reddit too much when they say some shit like “I raise you this” stfu
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if you ever want to be angry just go on reddit and find a thread of ex military people telling secrets and its literally just dudes admitting war crimes
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@dazegxd1k i know the lines by heart now
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I think it stems from the fact that I dont like what people have to do to feel accepted in this field/industry. I promise you dont have to be like the dweebs in your intro classes to be valid
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me too aight who an expert on CS164 hw5 q2: Show how the type rules from slide 18 of Lecture 12 work to determine the type of r in `def r(p, i, L) = if i == [] then i else r p (p i (hd L)) (tl L) fi` That is, show the type equations that result from applying the rules from that s
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my goal for this account is to have one expert mutual in every field so that i never have to google anything ever again
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lowkey i need this new mario golf
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Crazy how proud software engineers get from basic shit like knowing how to cook or reading books like we get it you think youre different from the average SF newgrad
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Girls will meet a dude with a middle part and suddenly start talking about reading books
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for thanksgiving im scanning old pokemon cards in tcgplayer
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im sick asl so im playing cat soup
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@chubsohan zillow prices had me looking into tax evasion
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I NUTTED ON HER FACE AND NOW SHE LOOK LIKE A COW??????
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Ong free palestine
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wtf rest in peace SOPHIE
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what i listen to in a day
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You at the programmer bar what u getting
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