Annisa Tyas
@nisatyas
Followers
1K
Following
19K
Media
2K
Statuses
27K
Tweets are random. So is life.
global nomad
Joined October 2010
"Dua sisi".Sisi A : Menyatakan niat bunuh 2 juta manusia, termasuk 1 jt anak. Sisi B : Mohon pertolongan dunia agar nasib mereka terus disuarakan, supaya tidak dibunuh. "Emang kenapa sih kalo netral aja, kan ga dosa?".
Kenapa sih sebagian orang memaksa orang lain untuk berpihak di salah satu sisi? Bukannya terserah orang itu mau berpihak ke yg mana?.
244
7K
20K
Pak @BimaAryaS contoh nyata, bagaimana menggampangkan covid19 akhirnya menyusahkan org banyak. Dianya sehat2 aja, tapi semua kolegaku di Istanbul & Baku yg ktemu dgnnya skrg terpaksa self quarantine & minta test. Belom yg sepesawat. Don't be a selfish douche like him, ok people?.
138
5K
10K
Inget cerita Ayah yg ajak anaknya ke bar, suruh anaknya minum sepuasnya sampe jackpot/pingsan. Esoknya saat si anak siuman, Ayahnya ngasih tau. Semalem kamu minum (X) gelas bir & (Y) shot, trus pingsan. Jadi inget, itu limit kamu. Jangan lebih kl gak bareng org yg kamu percaya.
On a related note: you need to know what kind of drunk you are. (There are many types: Angry drunks. Talky drunks. Mellow drunks. Horny drunks etc.). If you know you’re a shitty type of drunk then don’t get drunk, seriously. If you know you can’t control yourself DON’T GET DRUNK.
142
3K
7K
@Phil_Lewis_ Not being able to even reference slavery or civil rights during Black History Month in ALABAMA is wild. Brave students goin places ❤️.
8
80
2K
@RevJacquiLewis This. It was so evident. He cherishes her like he cherishes the Song. And by centering her, he elevated *his* performance as well.
9
34
2K
Capek2 BTS ARMY 🇮🇩 menjaga agar tidak ada ARMY yg ke Soetta menyambut Suga, demi menjaga keamanan & ketertiban bandara. Malah beredar foto2 tanpa izin dari petugas imigrasi & bandara di AREA VIP. Seperti ini tingkat profesionalismenya @ditjen_imigrasi @imigrasi_soetta @CGK_AP2 ?.
76
1K
2K
Tim "Trust Issue Sama e-Wallet" mana suaranya?.Hanya berani top up saldo besar di e wallet sesaat sebelum pembelian 🥲.
Guys lemes banget ini, jadi tadi aku habis topup dana 6jt. Tiba2 ada transaksi sampe saldo sisa 17k ini aku bingung banget gabisa bikin thread boleh minta bantu tag akun dana supaya duit aku bisa balik ga? Ini transaksinya di mytelkomsel sama google. Nangis banget😭😭😭😭
132
771
2K
@KocanDaddyRico Not the make up artist applying make up to pocongs! 😂😂😂.Can you imagine that poor pocong just trying to do his job scaring people and here comes some random lady with concealer 😩😩.
15
297
2K
@brfootball Fantastic! BTS definitely kmow how to throw a World Class Celebration! BTS will bring in so many more new fans to appreciate this wonderful sport these bros in the comments claim to love, but instead choose to throw a hissy fit over a boyband that threatens their masculinity.
23
49
1K
Padahal mah yakin Transmart tumbang karena. mahal 🥲 Sebagai mamak2 pemantau diskonan Superindo, Alfamidi & Foodhall, dari awal Transmart positioningnya serba gantung. Premium impor nggak, murah nggak. Banyak variasi juga nggak. Yang berbicara disini pasar, bukan Jokowi.
Transmart saja tumbang. 39 gerai slrh Indonesia tutup. Ekonomi cerah dilihat pakai sedotan pak @jokowi ?.
49
402
1K
@ustadchen Jangan mau "diajak susah". Bedakan dgn bersikap sederhana, berjuang bersama menuju 1 visi. Tapi kalau dia menutupi keengganannya u/ bekerja & memenuhi kebutuhan hidup dgn "Payah gak mau diajak susah" tinggalkan, Darling. Ayah Bundamu tidak membesarkanmu u/ disusahkan org lain.
3
397
1K
Welcome to adulting 101. The phase where you find out that good mattrasses, bedsheets & pillows are both necessary and expensive. For a more advanced level of adulting , check out the price of good curtains & kitchen sets.
hal yg awalnya gw gatau kalo mahal tapi ternyata MAHAL bgt (buat gw) adalah . seprei. by seprei i meant seprei enak. seprei kusut & panas emg murah, tapi seprei yang nyaman ditiduri 200k ke atas yaAllah 🥹
7
419
1K
@alisoneroman @chrissyteigen "I shouldn't have used you/your buisness as an example to show what I wanted. " .Gurl what kind of non apology apology is this? You're not even apologetic for the sentiment & reasoning behind ur statement. You lost a lot of POC fans today.
2
7
902
@KIMAre_Am Dari kepala negaranya sendiri.
Netanyahu declaring invasion: "You must remember what Amalek has done to you, says our Holy Bible". 1 Samuel 15:3. "Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass"
15
152
952
Aku pribadi suka statement Ibu SMI. Apa yg beliau lakukan?.1) Gercep mengakui ada masalah.2) Segera ambil tindakan darurat.3) Mengakui kelemahan sistem ikut berperan.4) Berkomitmen mengubah sistem agar masalah serupa bisa dicegah di kemudian hari. This is Crisis Management 101.
23
303
922
Tarif karantina lebih tinggi karena layanan prokes lebih banyak + PCR. What they omit is that it's meant to be expensive ON PURPOSE to discourage you from travelling abroad. If you don't have the 💵💵 for travel AND quarantine, don't travel abroad. It's that simple.
Sejumlah hotel di Jakarta dan Denpasar mematok tarif layanan karantina berlipat-lipat dari tarif menginap biasa. Perpanjangan masa wajib karantina oleh pemerintah kian memberatkan bagi mereka yang baru tiba dari luar negeri. #KoranTempo
21
420
785
@_SJPeace_ Curious to know what he thinks the role of government actually is? Like, if the govt isn't responsible for and doesn't owe anyone anything, what are your constituents paying you for?.
14
19
641
@mememekanlirik Pak Bas sifat scorpionya pagi keluar. Kalo dah kesel mukanya gabisa boong 🤣🤣.
9
66
643
@FirstLoveOT7 How can she be ARMY if she doesn't understand the existence of weverse merch wars. Touring to sell merch?? Honey the merch BEEN SOLD OUT w/o tours 😭😭.
5
23
641
Uhm. There's no such thing as a "Bagian Umum yang membidangi masyarakat yang berpergian ke luar negeri" di Kemlu. Kemlu ya, bukan Deplu. Istilah Departemen sudah diganti jadi Kementerian sejak 2009. Jadi info ini sudah kadaluarsa 14 tahun.
Ada pensiunan Bea Cukai yg kontak ke DM IG, beliau jelaskan secara mudah agar saya & teman2 tidak kesandung lagi di bea cukai. Lebih membantu daripada akun official 😭
3
220
612
@almostdita Balming Tiger said "Naw man, he's outta our league" and San said "so go shoot your shot anyway". There's a moral in this story somewhere, I'm just bad with words. 😅.
6
17
573
Wah keren ni @TMCPoldaMetro baru tau polisi bisa disewa jam2an jadi pengawal grup sepeda VVIP 😊.Kenapa harus via pihak ketiga begini, kenapa gak langsung pasang price list aja di website Polda Metro Jaya?
39
175
569
Perasaan sama waktu alm papa meninggal akibat cirrhosis, setelah dirawat berbulan2. Deg2an ke kasir, bawa seluruh tabungan, siap bangkrut & nego cicilan. Ternyata sisa outstanding cuma 2 jt. Pertama kali mewek depan kasir penuh syukur 😭🙏🏽 Terimakasih BPJS ❤.
Yg pgn BPJS bangkrut blm pernah lht muka ibumu sdr tersenyum sgt lega wkt tahu biaya ayahmu dirawat 3 bln di RS lalu meninggal tnyt hampir semua ditanggung. Nyokap gue gak berani ke RS, trauma inget alm sakit. Gue & adik yg ktm org RS diskusi biaya. Waktu kt kabari dia lega skl.
10
360
555
@chrissyteigen It always gives me great pleasure when I go and peek at a Qanon acc's bio and see the words "Not followed by anyone you are following" ❤.
11
3
409
Duta >>>>>>>>>>>> .Also, can we acknowledge how gracious @sheilaon7 was to fill in on such short notice? Zero ego. No wonder they are so beloved ❤️.
2
144
445
@USEmbassySeoul @JonnyYKim @uofsandiego @harvardmed @NASA @Space_Station Dude, you're giving the rest of us basic Asian over achievers a bad rep! 🤣🤣 Congrats for this amazing achievement! 👏🏼🌟🚀.
2
17
386
@adhityamulya Nambahin mas Adit. Di paspor biasanya max 31 karakter, termasuk spasi. Lebih dari itu harus disingkat, lengkapnya baru tertera di halaman adendum. Dan sangat membantu di kemudian hari, kalau ada nama keluarga ayah/ibu di belakang. Mungkin bs jd bahan pertimbangan memberi nama.
3
65
423
@Shanfaraa @SuhailMatar_ @UVA This hits home. I worked for a multinational company, who also has offices in Israel. Once during an int'l workshop, over drinks I very casually asked him what he would do if he met a Palestinian? He said without missing a beat, "I'd kill him on the spot.".
1
82
395
Indomy you need to listen to this slow jam version of Butter from @partohaps Tiktok. I need this on Spotify A.S.A.P!!
16
103
421
So tired of Brands relying on BTS Army purchasing power & media engagement, but also more than ready to throw Army under the bus for irrelevant reasons. If you want our business maybe start with BASIC APPRECIATION??.
@kumparan @kumparan promo-nya bahkan belum mulai, nggak ada hubungannya sistem yang down dengan promo yang dimaksud. Memang sih haus klik, tp ya nggak gini juga. @bankmandiri juga tujuannya promo kan ya, jualan, target kalian itu kami kan ya? THIS IS NOT HOW YOU TREAT YOUR CUSTOMER. .
3
98
391
@hrdbacot Sender needs to do his job : budget control. Dia dipekerjakan buat control budget. Ada yg ngawur ya tgg jawabnya buat negor & menolak. Kalo semua nota main dia bayar2 & kasih2 aja tanpa diteliti/diverifikasi itu namanya bukan petugas Budget Control, tapi Juru Bayar.
7
44
396
If @Beyonce is performing Brown Skin Girl for the Grammys, she should open with @oranicuhh beautifully riffing like this. Because imagine how gorgeous 🥺❤✨.
3
38
360
@kemendagri Pak Praja. Logo no 1 hasil nyontek logo baru Kemenpar. Logo no 3 cuma logo BKPM ganti warna. Ini beneran hasil submisi sayembara? Bukan pemenang ala ala?.
18
117
346
@ren_nolasco Exactly the reason I cackled when I saw that poster. Was there not 1 hispanic on their marketing team, or?.
7
3
351
@pastelepatrol This happened to Bali, too. Overcrowding & resort-ification of tribal lands. But Covid happened & people *literally* stopped coming due to access restrictions & it hit the economy HARD. Just saying, be careful what u wish for, esp when the entire economy is tourism based.
3
15
338
@iimfahima I've seen her system first hand. Better than Jkt, tbh. The level of integration w/society is quite impressive. But, as always, there is always a human factor. As in, some humans by default are asshats, and will continue to be asshats. That's when she unleashes Mama Bear.
5
149
323
@TheDailyShow Everybody watching who actually speaks French and can't detect what part of this is French:
8
14
264
@sushimonojoonie This is correct. As a baby ARMY I was blown away with the flow of all the LY albums. They are a complete storybook with chapters. The conception is so thoughtful!.
0
5
291
Not true. Monmaap bank di US sama aja o'onnya urusan rek dibobol. Misal : Teller bank di US ms terima cheque, tp kurang waktu u/ verifikasi. Walhasil masih banyak cheque palsu yg tetep dicairkan. Mau protes? Dipingpong jg ke akherat jg KECUALI mampu sue, yg tentu ribet & mahal.
Di sini hal-hal yang menyangkut uang tuh bener-bener diatur sedemikian rupa untuk menghindari hal-hal kayak money laundering. Beda ama di sana, rekening orang aja bisa dibobol, tetiba saldo udah 0 rupiah. 😂🤣 Kalo di sini udah kalang kabut bank-nya takut dituntut.
2
81
263
@noveldevice Girly scented products in the forefront of Covid testing & tracing for anti-test people. Didn't have that on my 2021 bingo. Petition to equip every mall with a LUSH near the entrance. If you can't smell it right away, deny entry.
4
11
232
@newsplatter Gue juga ga stuju pemulangan ex ISIS. Tapi alasan ini lemah hukum. Karena.1) hukum int'l (ICCPR) menyatakan tidak ada warga negara yg boleh dihalangi memasuki negaranya sendiri. 2) Menurut UU Kewarganegaraan, kita ga bisa cabut KeWNI-an seseorang kl menyebabkan org tsb Stateless.
16
131
235
@dita_moechtar I just feel like everyone at Magdalene needs a big Mommy hug. Like, who hurt you Sis? Here, have a cuppa & a hug. ❤.Let go of that anger.
4
54
234
@alien_kampung @BimaAryaS Mungkin pak Wali gak mikirin kl KBRI/KJRI garda depan perlindungan RI di seluruh dunia, sedangkan staffnya gak seberapa. Kehilangan banyak org krn harus self quarantine = mengurangi jml tenaga yg bs turun lapangan di tengah krisis. Cuma demi apa Pak? Studi banding & undangan PPI?.
4
78
223
All I could think about while reading this article was @AndrewYang's tech tax. The age of industrial man is over.
6
39
213
73 anak usia balita-SD di New York terserang Covid19, 3 meninggal. Gejalanya kadang hanya panas + ruam2 di kulit, mirip Kawasaki Disease. Bukti Covid19 terus bermutasi dan tidak hanya menyerang dewasa/lansia. Tetap waspada ya ayah bunda. Kl ada ruam2 kulit lgsg konsultasikan.
At least 73 children in New York have been diagnosed with symptoms similar to Kawasaki disease — a rare inflammatory condition in children — and toxic shock syndrome. Most of them are toddlers and elementary-age children.
7
288
214
Ma'am, BDS stands for Boycott, Divestment & Sanctions. You're telling me the US of A should not allow it's citizens to Boycott or Divest a product/service if they so choose? They're not allowed to exercise FREE WILL towards the MARKET?.
I'm proud to have been the first governor to sign anti-BDS legislation. There will be no tolerance for antisemitism when I’m president.
1
85
200
Hi, I don't know if you know this, but women also have free will? We are not helpless,brainless creatures. These sidechicks amplified abuse of power & relished in abusing fellow colleagues. Tawanan patriarki my ass. They (and you) can take several seats.
Soal pelecehan seksual dan sexual favor di Garuda yg skrg sdg ribut, perlukah kita mencaci para perempuan yg menggunakan sexual favor untuk mendapatkan posisi wuenak dlm karir? Tidak. IMHO, mereka tetap korban. Gimana ceritanya mrka tetap bs dibilang korban? Let's roll.
2
146
206
I admire that the Balinese inherently understand they are all cultural ambassadors, and therefor it is obligatory to instill cultural skills & knowledge from a young age. I need that energy with all Indonesian ethnic groups.
SECRET NUMBER’s Dita has performed ‘Legong Keraton’, a traditional dance from Bali, Indonesia on Knowing Bros
0
70
203
@desiesetiani Obviously not relevant to non drinking families due to faith. But of there's 1 thing we DO know from statistics of smokers, underage drinkers & pregnancies out of wedlock, just saying "DON'T" usually doesn't work. Teens are daredevils by nature. They need to understand the WHY.
1
65
201
@Packard17 @curtisisbooger Amazing how Trumpers will go out of their way to justify his unnecessary selfishness. Yes, its SS job to protect POTUS. But was it necessary to put them at EVEN MORE risk, for a joyride? Amazing Rs claim to be "values" voters, then have complete disregard for wellbeing of others.
3
4
183
@jsmooth995 Let's be honest now. Even the worst middle eastern restaurant would get at least 3 stars taste wise. Because I already know it's going to be good grub just from those pictures!.
0
3
182
@A_Daneshzadeh "YoU dOn'T sOuND LiKe aN aMeRicaN".It's giving me "go back to your country" vibes.
3
4
172
Sebagai alumni berkali2 status penjaga pasien berbulan-bulan di rumah sakit, tolong orang2 seperti ini jangan didengarkan ya. Kami sangat menghargai roti, buah, donat, risoles, teh kotak etc etc yang dibawakan semua handai taulan 🙏🤍.
Guys please kalau jenguk orang sakit ga usah bawa donat, kue, teh kotak, roti, dsb. Makanan/minuman kek gitu bisa menaikkan gula darah dan tidak baik untuk proses penyembuhan.
10
40
183
@iimfahima Fun fact about bu @Tri_Rismaharini. Dyou know every time she travels (even abroad) she always brings her digital control room on an ipad? She will randomly check social program implementations /traffic conditions/maintenance projects from her tablet, from anywhere in the world.
4
50
179
@fullmoonfolks Dari dulu Kemlu dah wanti2 ga usah kemakan koar2 yg posternya rame, yg paling bener Palang Merah / Bulan Sabit Merah pada ga percaya.
0
15
177
Just finished watching @netflix #NextInFashion . Now I am a runway reality show junkie, but I have NEVER seen a finale piece that's made me burst into tears from sheer beauty like the winner's showstopper. Breathtaking and a sight to behold. Very well deserved win!! ❤❤💐💐.
9
12
165