VP at Oracle: "ok but what if we put the dances in a RELATIONNAL DATABASES" Crazy things are happening in the timeline.

I check every day if @meetgranola has a Zapier integration 🥲

RT @leilavclark: This is actually really nice offer letter software from the guys at @CentralHQX! I've helped many friends through confus…

Tech Twitter: 'SaaS is dead' Tech LinkedIn: 'Product-market fit is a journey' Tech Facebook: 'Your uncle learns about Bitcoin for the first time"

PSA: Wake up babe. Important upcoming deadlines - 2024 Delaware franchise tax - Due Mar 1, 2025 - 2024 Federal tax filing - Due Apr 15, 2025 - 2024 State tax filing(s) - Due Apr 15, 2025 - 2024 California franchise tax - Due April 15, 2025

Five signs you're a (YC) founder: 1) You have one early customer still paying $12/year from your launch deal. 2) You have 3 users using your product in a random way and getting more value than your actual ICP. 2) You have one angel investor from a scout fund who doesn't reply to your emails but likes your posts on X/Linkedin. 4) Your "quick fix" from a year ago is now your core infrastructure. 5) Your pitch deck increases in emojis used per slide.

🚀🚀🚀 "Central is INCREDIBLE! In the past month they've helped us: Fix our TX employee onboarding which I had messed up Deal with a messy set of health insurance questions (due to 1 employee being in TX and the rest of us having annoying preferences) Proactively file for things l'd never even even heard of. Thank you Central for keeping things running."

Every batch, YC puts out a 'Request for Startups'. Here's my list 👇 1) CRM that ranks leads based on their LinkedIn cringe posts 2) Browser extension that automatically converts all metrics into "hockey sticks" by turning the graph upside down. 3) Social platform where all content must be written in C++. 4) NFT marketplace for abandoned startup pivots. 5) Angel investor ghosting prediction algorithm. 6) Code editor that only works if you maintain perfect posture 7) AI customer support agents that only responds with Cards Against Humanity combinations Comment your ideas below. Bad ideas only.

@ShaanVP @Always_in_Beta

Thinking about applying to YC X25? I'm sharing my W20 application that got 2 random college grads in with just an idea. Reply "DM" and I'll DM it to you. Deadline is Feb 11 at 8 PM PT.

Your face on a Monday morning as a founder. When you realize 90% of government mail is spam and 10% IS URGENT AND NEEDS TO BE DEALT WITH RIGHT THIS SECOND OR YOU'LL GET 7 CALLS AND GET FINED $420 PER DAY. IM NOT YELLING YOU ARE. Happy Monday!

RT @albreybrown: Excited to announce that I’m joining @CentralHQX ! Central does all the work founders need to pay and provide benefits to…

@albreybrown @CentralHQX LFGGGG!!!

Thinking about changing your company's legal name? Read this first. I've seen countless startups waste weeks of work and $$$ on this. You’ll have to submit lots of paperwork and update state filings, payroll, banks, insurance, IRS and many other things. Huge pain. Fun fact: Instacart, a public YC company, still operates as Maplebear Inc. Unless you have a compelling legal reason to change your name e.g., violating someone else’s trademark or brand name, you can usually just continue to use the same legal name or consider filing a DBA name. It often doesn’t make sense to change your company’s name just because you’re doing a rebrand of the company or pivoting. DM me if you need help or have any questions. We’ve helped a ton of startups with DBA filings, etc. P.S – I’m not a lawyer and this is not legal advice. Talk to your lawyer.

Non-technical founder trying to explain their $10,002 state fine to their CTO because they don't use Central.

@StevenCravotta @CentralHQX is also an AI girlfriend app.

@GrahamSabin @dakshgup Woops @CentralHQX ....

RT @abhijeetdw: Central team is so awesome -- executes super well in a serious domain while having a joyful exuberance about their product…