Kymicals
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No valentine for me this year! Still attracted to men though, maybe next year! 😂
#valentinesdaymemes
#datingmemes
#genx
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Check on your friends that are dating! We re not OK! 😂
#datingapp
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#singlememes
#sarcasm
c: soundslikesarcasm
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#Kymunication
of the day 😂
Like, comment, share!
#LifeHack
#WordsToLiveBy
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c:mfcheesefries
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So many meetings that take hours that really could be a 30 min convo!
#workhumor
#tattoos
#officehumor
c:bananabeltbetty
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#kymunication
of the day! Follow me for more reliable
#advice
! 😝
#datingmemes
#singlememes
#datingadvice
#careeradvice
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Dating is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, except the haystack is on fire, and the needle is probably emotionally unavailable.
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The friends that are liking your posts, sharing your videos, commenting on your stories, those are the real ones! It’s very easy to see who supports you and who is just watching you!
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Dating is like a roller coaster: It's thrilling, terrifying, and usually ends with me feeling nauseous🤮
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This life is hard and weird. It’s this messed up cycle of losing everything, receiving the most, losing yourself and finding yourself again. All you can do with your time on this rock is be a good human and do the work.
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2 men rescued off Louisiana coast, bloody from fighting off sharks with their bare hands? I’m just tryna find a man that can kill a spider without screamin like a little $&@“!
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Surround yourself with people that want to see you WIN, anything less is a waste of time and a huge disservice to yourself.
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For all of you that are alone this Thanksgiving, for $50.00 I will call you and ask you why you’re still not married, when you’re having kids and who you voted for.
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People always compliment long hair but have you ever had to pull a 4 foot hair out ya crack? It can be awkward, especially when it’s not always the back crack! 😂
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If you say we can’t be friends anymore because your partner is “insecure”,
Keep that same energy til coffin bro !
Don’t come back like we re friends when your toxic relationship ends. 🦂
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I managed to get through my entire day, finish it with friends, sushi, a bottle of wine and all while having a thong stuck in my pants leg. Stay safe out there!
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When life gives you melons just know you’re probably dyslexic…at least ya got fruit!
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Just when I thought dating apps couldn’t get any worse…I just finished exchanging info with a dude who followed it up with, “Are you interested in learning how to trade crypto currency?” 🙄🤔
#datingapps
#DatingTips
#cryptocurrency
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Life is just people asking you on Facebook market “Is this available” until we die!
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If you come at me a certain way be prepared to be met with that same energy! Don’t cry that I’m rude when you come at me sideways.
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People that say “goose pimples”instead of “goosebumps” are serial killers!
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Where are the men? Honestly. None of my girlfriends even have guy friends anymore. Are we in a dude shortage?
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When you post asking people to come hang out with you at the bar you work at, does anyone come? Just curious…
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Meeting someone new is texting “How was your day” and “How was your weekend” until someone fuk’n ghosts .
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“What time do you get off?”
I get off at 5:00
Emotionally I get off at 2:00
10:00 AM during the holidays
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Thanks for bringin ur golf carts with 15 flags to the beach! I don’t come to look at nature or listen to the waves, I come to smell gasoline & watch the parade of political views go up & down the beach because I don’t get that in my everyday life.
#texas
#gulfcoast
#sarcasm
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