just realised hyungwon will have to enlist in the next year or two and no 4th gen boy has filled the role of chronically unwell victorian man troubled by everything he sees and hears
josh being amazed the waiter caught the order because he was "saying it so fast" after very slowly and carefully going through their order item by item 😭
imagine you spend over 10 years trying to create a piece of media that you’re deeply passionate about and then someone says “this is just like the joker”
a large amount of people are saying taemin and i feel compelled to point out that he didnt even realise the minkey beef was happening and they are in the same group
you, an intellectual: in a long, plot heavy fic i really find sex scenes unnecessary and it honestly takes me out of the rich characterisations
me, a hog: ctrl+f “cock”
idea for next week's gose is to prepare a mud pit & just put seokmin and mingyu in front of it saying nothing and see how long it takes for them to just start wrestling by instinct
they are literally going to mould an entire post graduate course at harvard university after scoups and it's going to be called parasocial boyfriend studies
the way minho is always like hi kibum just letting you know my feelings werent hurt when you hurt my feelings and its fine and i dont even care because my feelings arent hurt so it doesnt matter. but why did you do that
Taeyong said in a video call that he gifted Jaehyun a pair of BLESS Overjoggingjeans Lounge Pants for his birthday!! The front are Nike sweats and the back is Levi’s jeans!!
Liam Payne gives his opinion on Will Smith slapping Chris Rock on stage at the
#Oscars
for making a joke about his wife:
“I believe whatever he felt that he did, he had the right to do.”
people listing off their group’s achievements like they’re handing me a resume when all i need to know is whether their songs make my ass cheeks vibrate
every time people joke about jinki having secret kids i wanna bring back that video of minho joyfully cradling a baby while jinki looks on 3 feet away uncomfortably sipping yoghurt
it must be so strange to be a (presumably) normal man like euisoo and you get hired as a manager and its for an odd little gremlin like taemin who most likely imprinted on you
many suggestions in the quotes but many are missing the point. we are not just looking for a tired man or even a man who struggles with daily tasks. we’re talking a man who carries smelling salts at all times. we’re talking a man who might contract scarlet fever
ok whoever took this photo understood composition form dimensions time and space to a degree i could never hope to achieve in this one lifetime given to me by god